Writer:	Stephen J. Cannell
Star:	Dwight Schultz (Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock),  George Peppard (Col. John "Hannibal" Smith),  Mr. T (Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus),  Dirk Benedict (Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck)
Recurring Role:	Lance LeGault (Colonel Roderick Decker)
Guest Star:	Elisha Cook Jr. (Jim Beam),  Christopher Neame (Scarett),  Warren Berlinger (Colton),  Bill Marcus (WIlliam),  Gloria Charles (Unknown),  Lori Butler (Christina),  Ancel Cool (Wino #1),  William Dyer (Wino #2),  Jim Edgcomb (Doctor),  Rick Garcia (Enrique),  Michael Keys Hall (Soldier),  Joan-Carol Kent (Waitress),  Mitch Pileggi (Paul Winkle),  Mike Reynolds (Don Sharp),  Harry Woolf (Chef)

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Doctor: Shut up! I'm getting tired of your chatter and your crummy jokes. You act like you're going to a birthday party. We're going to kill you, goofball.
Hannibal: Really? Tough luck for me. Got a good joke for ya... (edit) Face: Oh, come on, Hannibal, please! The Brooklyn Bridge goes for five, six hundred thousand dollars, minimum. Believe me, I know. I've sold it twice already. (edit) Murdock: I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do.
(Face scratches his head) (edit) Murdock: Men, remember some of us won't be coming back, but those of us that do, will be back and those of us that don't come back, won't be coming back. Now I point this out because if you don't come back, you won't be back and if you do come back, you will be back. Any questions? (edit)

Face impersonates a priest (Father Foley,) Murdock plays revivalist Harry Dean Hanover, B.A. portrays organist Ignatius Blacktop, and Hannibal dresses up as a wino. (edit) Murdock's Obsession:
Believing himself to be invisible. (edit)

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