Director:	Louis J. Horvitz
Star:	Ellen DeGeneres (Host)
Guest Star:	Thérèse Tanguay Dion (Herself)

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Featured Movie Quotes:

"Sometimes you're so beautiful it just gags me."
- You Can Take It With You (1938)

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
- The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"Hope that was an empty bottle George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on your salary!"
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)

"We won't bite you--till we know you better."
- West Side Story (1961)

"Greed is good."
- Wall Street (1987)

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
- 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

"It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire. Indeed it will, in a dull man."
- Tom Jones (1963)

"I'm the king of the world!"
- Titanic (1997)

"Wind in the hair! Lead in the pencil!"
- Terms of Endearment (1983)

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup."
- Sunset Blvd. (1950)

"STEL-LA!"
- A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

"The Force is strong with this one!"
- Star Wars (1977)

"The Von Trapp children don't play. They march."
- The Sound of Music (1965)

"Good evening, Clarice."
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving."
- Sideways (2004)

"I am a dead man and buggered to boot."
- Shakespeare in Love (1998)

"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little."
- Seabiscuit (2003)

"The truth, Helen, is always the right answer."
- Schindler's List (1993)

"Who was the best pilot I ever saw? Well, uh, you're lookin' at 'im."
- The Right Stuff (1983)

"I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool."
- Rebecca (1940)

"Don't jive me, man."
- Ray (2004)

"Ten minutes to Wapner."
- Rain Man (1988)

"Do I ice 'er? Do I marry 'er?"
- Prizzi's Honor (1985)

"In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."
- Pretty Woman (1990)

"Shut up! Shup up and take the pain! Take the pain!"
- Platoon (1986)

"We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!"
- Patton (1970)

"Hit me, Chief! I got the moves!"
- One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

"I coulda had I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
- On the Waterfront (1954)

"Want to dance? Or would you rather just suck face?"
- On Golden Pond (1981)

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
- Network (1976)

"Snap out of it!"
- Moonstruck (1987)

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"
- Midnight Cowboy (1969)

"One's too many and a hundred's not enough!"
- The Lost Weekend (1945)

"Frodo!"
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

"No prisoners! No prisoners!"
- Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

"Off the record, on the QT, and very Hush-Hush."
- L.A. Confidential (1997)

"You had me at hello."
- Jerry Maguire (1996)

"Show me the money!"
- Jerry Maguire (1996)

"They call me MISTER Tibbs!"
- In the Heat of the Night (1967)

"Frailty, thy name is woman!"
- Hamlet (1948)

"Can't you see I have you Chump? Get me some sviskey!"
- The Great Ziegfeld (1936)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
- Gone with the Wind (1939)

"No, a golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
- Going My Way (1944)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
- The Godfather (1972) "My name is Gladiator."
- Gladiator (2000)

"Such stupidity is without equal in the entire history of human relations."
- Gigi (1958)

"You don't want much. You just want the moon. ...with parsley!"
- Gentleman's Agreement (1947)

"Well, what am I? I'm a private no-dogface. The way most civilians look at that, that's two steps up from nothin'."
- From Here to Eternity (1953)

"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."
- The French Connection (1971)

"My Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
- Forrest Gump (1994)

"If you build it, he will come."
- Field of Dreams (1989)

"You can't handle the truth!"
- A Few Good Men (1992)

"I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man."
- The Elephant Man (1980)

"E.T. phone home."
- E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
- Dr. Strangelove (1964)

"Attica! Attica!"
- Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

"Stanley, ya see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own."
- The Deer Hunter (1978)

"What we got here is failure to communicate."
- Cool Hand Luke (1967)

"Rosebud."
- Citizen Kane (1941)

"Well, to tell ya the truth, I lied a little."
- Chinatown (1974)

"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle."
- Chicago (2002)

"Here's looking at you, kid."
- Casablanca (1943)

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

"I wish I knew how to quit you."
- Brokeback Mountain (2005)

"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."
- The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

"I've seen nothing. I should have stayed home and found out what was really going on."
- The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

"You can break a man's skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here? How do you fight an idea?"
- Ben-Hur (1959) (edit)

"You make me want to be a better man."
- As Good As It Gets (1997)

"An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir."
- Around the World in 80 Days (1956)

"The horror. The horror."
- Apocalypse Now (1979)

"When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara."
- The Apartment (1960)

"I love it when guys peel out."
- American Graffiti (1973)

"Remember those posters that said 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day except one--the day you die."
- American Beauty (1999)

"Follow the money."
- All the President's Men (1976)

"You throw money around like it was money."
- All the King's Men (1949) (edit)