Writer:	Ronny Pearlman, Mark Tuttle
Star:	Donna Douglas (Elly May Clampett),  Max Baer Jr. (Jethro Bodine),  Raymond Bailey (Milburn Drysdale),  Irene Ryan (Daisy Moses "Granny"),  Nancy Kulp (Jane Hathaway),  Buddy Ebsen (Jed Clampett)
Recurring Role:	Milton Frome (Lawrence Chapman),  Larry Pennell (Dash Riprock)
Guest Star:	Theodore Marcuse (Von Schlepper),  Jim Hayward (maintenance man)

Milton Frome appears for the last time as Lawrence Chapman in the series. (edit)

Jethro: I’m Bessie’s ten percenter, Swifty Bodine.
(Jethro falls down the stairs)
Jed: Swifty’s a pretty good nickname for ya. You sure come down them stairs fast. (edit) Elly: Well, Clyde won’t pull his wagon unless Cousin Bessie’s ridin’ in it. They got to be hair-turned fond of each other.
Jed: There’s one courtship I don’t hold much hope fer.
Dash: Who knows? Around this place anything can happen. (edit) (Jethro is told that the horse Elly bought for him won’t move unless he’s pulling a wagon)
Jethro: Uncle Jed, I can’t ride to the movie studio pulling that thing.
Jed: Well, it’s either that or drive the truck.
Dash: Choice for ya. (edit) (Miss Jane is wearing a glamour wig on top of her real hair for Dash)
Jane: Take a look at my hair.
Dash: I see it. I didn’t know it was that windy out.
Jane: This is a hair piece. I borrowed it from one of the girls in the secretarial pool.
Dash: Well, I, I, I like your own hair better. This is all drab and stringy around the edges.
Jane: That part is my own hair. (edit) (Drysdale and Chapman are trying to get a monkey for the TV series Dash is starring in)
Drysdale: I know one we can get, right up at Jed Clampett's house.
Chapman: Not Jethro. (edit)

When Jethro accidentally lassoes Granny, Jed says that she flies into the rose bush across the street. So, Granny ran all the way across their giant front yard, out the gate, across the street to that rose bush without stopping? That's a pretty far distance to get flung. (edit) When Dash first mistook Jane for Elly, Miss Jane didn't like him very much. And for episodes after that, she didn't trust him and called him a bad influence. But in this episode she flirts with him and tries to kiss him. (edit)

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