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Pearl: Jethro, why don't you try using her head fer thinkin?!
Jethro: I have tried Ma. And it hurts. (edit) (Jed tells Granny how she once bragged about Pearl's figure)
Jed: You said Pearl's got the kind of figure a man likes.
Granny: Yeah. Then I said, "Too bad a man didn't get it instead of Pearl!" (edit) (Jed, Elly, Jethro, Jethrine, and Pearl are resting as Granny goes to the swimming pool looking for the family)
Jed: Granny, them little hams is the best you ever cooked.
Granny: I didn’t cook no hams.
Pearl: I cooked em, Granny.
Granny: How’d you get in my kitchen without me seein’ you?!
Pearl: I cooked em on this here stove with wheels.
Jethrine: Ma can cook anywhere.
Granny: Well, let’s see her cook where I’m gonna . . .
Jed: Don’t do it Granny!
(Granny pushes Pearl into the swimming pool)
Granny: Just a minute! Here’s your stove! (pushes the portable barbeque grill in the pool) (edit) (Granny makes fun of Jethrine's singing)
Pearl: For your information, my daughter's playin' for the stage!
Granny: Well now, that's one thing she can do: drive a stage. (edit) Pearl: I happen to be on the sunny side of forty-five!
Granny: Well then, move into the shade! You're dryin' up somethin' awful! (edit) (Granny and Pearl are bickering)
Pearl: (to Granny) You're built like a sack full of horseshoes!
Granny: And you're built like a sack full of doorknobs! (edit)

Goof: If Granny hit the right side of Jethro's butt them why does he rub the left side? (edit)

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