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The BalletEpisode Number: 82 Season Num: 3 First Aired: November 25, 1964 Prod Code: n/a |
Mrs. Drysdale gets Jed to back the Beverly Hills Ballet Company, and Jed figures that ballet is the perfect way to keep Granny, who is tired of getting “butler sassed,” among other things, in Beverly Hills. Jed gets her interested in the dance just as Mrs. Drysdale gets money she needs to save the Ballet Company.
| Star: | Donna Douglas (Elly May Clampett), Buddy Ebsen (Jed Clampett), Nancy Kulp (Jane Hathaway), Irene Ryan (Daisy Moses "Granny"), Raymond Bailey (Milburn Drysdale), Max Baer Jr. (Jethro Bodine) |
| Recurring Role: | Harriet MacGibbon (Mrs. Margaret Drysdale) |
| Guest Star: | Leon Belasco (Victor Gregory), Roy Fitzell (dancer #1), Barrie Duffus (dancer #2), Diane Reese (dancer #3), Kim Condon (dancer #4), Consuela Moran (dancer #5), Lavra Lamb (dancer #6) |
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(Jed is looking out the window trying to convince Granny into staying, but Jed sees the ballet dancers in the driveway dancing)
Jed: (speaking to Elly) Just when I was trying to sell Granny on Beverly Hills, some dern fool neighbor commences runnin' around in his underwear.
(A girl now joins in on the dancing)
Jed: It's worse than I thought. Now he is chasin' a girl, and she ain't got no clothes on neither. (edit) (Granny comes home angry because she did not meet any movie stars)
Elly: How many movie stars did ya see?
Granny: I didn't see none!
Jed: Well, how come? Didn't Jethro take you around to all the homes?
Granny: Oh yeah. Must've been to a dozen of em, with love in my heart and a smile on my face. And what do ya think I got fer my trouble?! I got door slammed, butler sassed, and dog bit!
Jed: Dog bit?
Granny: Yeah! Dog bit!!!
(Granny lifts her dress to show the tear the dog bit her at) (edit) Granny: (reaching for her jug under the bed) That's the first one of them that ever grabbed me back! (edit) Jed: Say Granny, they got a lot of fellas on here. Why not have a barn dance and invite them to?
Granny: That's a good idea. Is there enough fellas to pair off for a square dance?
Jed: Let's see. There's Danny Kay, Gray Bolger, Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire. Might even be a tolerable dancer in the bunch. (edit) Mrs. Drysdale: Mr. Clampett, Granny, may I speak to you about the ballet?
(Meanwhile, Granny is telling Jed why she is leaving Beverly Hills)
Granny: (yelling) How yould ya like to have the door slammed in your face?! Get chased off the property?! How would ya like to have the dog sicked on ya?!
(Mrs. Drysdale leaves in fear) (edit)
Jed: (speaking to Elly) Just when I was trying to sell Granny on Beverly Hills, some dern fool neighbor commences runnin' around in his underwear.
(A girl now joins in on the dancing)
Jed: It's worse than I thought. Now he is chasin' a girl, and she ain't got no clothes on neither. (edit) (Granny comes home angry because she did not meet any movie stars)
Elly: How many movie stars did ya see?
Granny: I didn't see none!
Jed: Well, how come? Didn't Jethro take you around to all the homes?
Granny: Oh yeah. Must've been to a dozen of em, with love in my heart and a smile on my face. And what do ya think I got fer my trouble?! I got door slammed, butler sassed, and dog bit!
Jed: Dog bit?
Granny: Yeah! Dog bit!!!
(Granny lifts her dress to show the tear the dog bit her at) (edit) Granny: (reaching for her jug under the bed) That's the first one of them that ever grabbed me back! (edit) Jed: Say Granny, they got a lot of fellas on here. Why not have a barn dance and invite them to?
Granny: That's a good idea. Is there enough fellas to pair off for a square dance?
Jed: Let's see. There's Danny Kay, Gray Bolger, Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire. Might even be a tolerable dancer in the bunch. (edit) Mrs. Drysdale: Mr. Clampett, Granny, may I speak to you about the ballet?
(Meanwhile, Granny is telling Jed why she is leaving Beverly Hills)
Granny: (yelling) How yould ya like to have the door slammed in your face?! Get chased off the property?! How would ya like to have the dog sicked on ya?!
(Mrs. Drysdale leaves in fear) (edit)
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