Writer:	Robert Cohen, Lee Aronsohn, David Goetsch, Steven Molaro
Director:	Ted Wass
Star:	Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper),  Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz),  Kaley Cuoco (Penny),  Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter),  Kunal Nayyar (Rajesh Koothrappali)
Guest Star:	Sarayu Rao (Lalita),  Brian George (Dr. Koothrappali),  Alice Amter (Mrs. Koothrappali)

The text presented on the Chuck Lorre Productions logo card (#195) read simply "United we stand," expressing the producer's solidarity with the Writers Guild of America, which was striking at the time of first broadcast. (edit)

Leonard: Do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America Membership card?
Sheldon: It's been in every wallet I owned since I was five.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: It says keep this on your person at all times. It's right here under Batman's signature. (edit) Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet? (edit) Raj: (drunk) Where did my life go, Penny?
(everyone is shocked)
Raj: One day, I'm a carefree bachelor, and the next, I'm married and driving a minivan to pee-wee cricket matches in suburban New Delhi.
Penny: Are you talking to me?
Raj: Is there another Penny here? (edit) Penny: I need some guinea pigs.
Sheldon: Okay, there's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you can try. But if your research is going to have human applications, may I suggest white mice? Their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.
Penny: I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I'm going to get the hang of talking to you.
Leonard: His mom's been saying that for years. (edit) Sheldon: When I was a little boy and got sick, which was most of the time, my mother would read [The Monkey and the Princess] to me. It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different. For some reason I related to it quite strongly.
Penny: I know the reason.
Leonard: We all know the reason. (edit)

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