Star:	Stephen Colbert (Host)

Threatdown
5. Angry Seniors
4: Dancing Seniors
3: Time Magazine
2: Fertility Clinics
1: FDA
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Stephen: Senior citizens speak out against the Iraq war. Did they make the Iraq study group report in a large print edition? (edit) Stephen: My guest tonight has written a book about how doctors think. Grey's Anatomy has already taught us how doctors feel. (edit) Stephen: Anyone who knows me, knows, folks, I've always been tough on crime. When I was nine, I placed the Hamburgler under citizen's arrest. (edit) Stephen: Then, I'll talk to Jerome Groopman, authour of How Doctors Think. I'll tell him to sit still, he may feel a little prick. (edit) Stephen: South Carolina allows prisoners to donate their organs. I picked the wrong time to invest in baboon hearts. (edit)

The Word: Pound Of Flesh. (edit)

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