Films Criticized on "Coming Attractions":
- Mission Impossible II (2000)
- Gladiator (2000)
- Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) (edit)

Jay: Tune in next week for "Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story." (edit) Jay: Now for our first movie, Mission Impossible: II. Tom Cruise is virtually indestructable in this movie, because he has an executive producer credit... (edit) Makeup Woman (Jennifer): Let me tell you about me and men, okay... It's so hard to turn them away, and then I have sex with them and it's so good they become fixated with me.
Jay: Well with me, it wouldn't be that good. (edit) Jay: Our next film is Gone In 60 Seconds, which I was once this movie started. (edit) (His review of Mission: Impossible II)
Jay: The wonderful Anthony Hopkins is wasted in this film. Receiving millions of dollars for ten minutes of screen time.
(cut to M:I 2)
Anthony Hopkins: Mr. Hunt, you're mission is to locate a deadly virus while engaging in a maximum of daring-do. Can I have my money now?
Tom Cruise: No.
Anthony Hopkins: To help you, we're assigning you three partners who will sit around and do nothing. Can I have my money now?
Tom Cruise: No! (edit)

According to Jay, Mission Impossible II grossed $2 million. (edit)

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