The Daily Show: John Ashcroft

Air Date

Wednesday October 18, 2006

Production Code

11133

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  Jon Stewart: Obviously you're not a betting man, but the question is 'Will you make me this wager?': You're from Missouri, I'm from New York. If the St. Louis Cardinals win tonight, I will send you a new Daily Show T-shirt. But, if the New York Mets win… (guests cheer) … if the New York Mets win, I get to go to heaven.
  
  John Ashcroft: You know, my dad was a preacher, he said he was in sales, not in management. But I tell you what, if the New York Mets win, we'll let you move to St. Louis, and you'll think you went to heaven. [edit]
• Rob Riggle: (to Shirin Sinnar) So you would like to see us all die in a terrorist attack?
  Shirin Sinnar: Its not going to...
  Rob Riggle: (Makes explosion noises)
  AHHHH! AHHHH! Dont look at it!
  It's so bright daddy! What is it?
  Don't look at it! Keep your eyes down!
  (Makes another explosion noise) [edit]

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