Star:	Martin Mull (Himself),  Tom Bergeron (Host),  John Moschitta Jr. (Announcer, Season 6)
Recurring Role:	Joan Rivers (Herself (w/ Melissa Rivers))
Guest Star:	Frank Oz (Miss Piggy (w/ Kermit the Frog)),  Marlee Matlin (Herself (w/ Jack Jason)),  Jack Jason (Himself (w/ Marlee Matlin)),  Paige Davis (Herself (w/ Doug Wilson)),  Douglas Wilson (Himself (w/ Paige Davis)),  Isabel Sanford (Herself (w/ Sherman Helmsley)),  Sherman Hemsley (Himself (w/ Isabel Sanford)),  Pat Boone (Himself (w/ Debbie Boone)),  Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog (w/ Miss Piggy)),  Melissa Rivers (Herself (w/ Joan Rivers)),  Teller (Himself),  Tim Conway (Himself (w/ Harvey Korman)),  Harvey Korman (Himself (w/ Tim Conway)),  Penn Jillette (Himself),  Debby Boone (Herself (w/ Pat Boone))

Martin Mull and his inflatable doll, Peggy, were a last-minute fill-in for Paris & Nicole Hilton, who cancelled. (edit)

Tom Bergeron: PBS recently aired a special called, She Touched Me. What was it about?
Kermit: Wasn't it about the Clinton years? (edit) Tom Bergeron: At the end of Titanic, what did the old lady throw into the ocean?
Joan Rivers: I saw this and I am furious. Ashton Kutcher's phone number. I was just... "Oh, what a dumb b*tch!" (edit) Tom Bergeron: How does epicurious.com, suggest you cook frog legs?
Kermit (panics)
Miss Piggy: In a hot sauna with pork. (edit) Lori (Contestant) (reacts provocatively to having just blocked her opponent)
Tom Bergeron: You know, that's just a block. If she gets the win, I'll need a cigarette. (edit) Tom Bergeron: Their motto is "blood and fire" and their paper is the warcry. Who's?
Harvey Korman: Our ex-wives. (edit)

Q. At the end of Titanic, what did the old lady throw into the ocean?
A. Her necklace (edit) Q. Their motto is "blood and fire" and their paper is the warcry. Who's?
A. The Salvation Army (edit)

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