I almost did a comedypoo in my sock when I heard this - (after seeing Howard get pissed on):
Hitcher: "Did you like that boy? Cockney Urine all over your face. Oouhuhoh, that was a bad time for you wasn't it boy? I won't let that happen to you again, I'm gunna protect ya'... cos' I love you boy. If you weren't a bloke I'd be raping you behind the counter now."
Howard: "Err Thank you"
Looool. By far one of the most amazing scenes of MB. I also laughed at Heeellloooooooo0798545412 on that fat woman's business card!
Genius