Music:
"Getting Hit On At The Bank" by The Briefs
"Earthquakes & Sharks" by Brandston
"Oregon Girl" by Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltzin
"One Day" by Bratsound
"To All of You" by Syd Matters
"Random" by Lady Soverign
"I Can't Come Down" by Embrace
"Gotta Reason" by Hard-fi (edit)

Volchok: You probably think I'm an idiot, huh? Screw things up with Marissa. Steal money when everyone's gonna know I took it.
Ryan: I don't think about you. But yes, you're an idiot. (edit) Summer: You know, just everyone, leave me alone.
Seth: She probably just needs a moist washcloth. Or maybe, like, a towelette.
Anna: Cohen.
Seth: What? What? Is there a no-towelette clause in your plan? 'Cause right now I'm thinking that phase two kinda sucks. Does anyone have a towelette? Does anyone have a towelette?!?! We've gotta find a towelette! (edit) Marissa: So do you think Kevin will like this?
Summer: Yeah, if it rips off easy. (edit) Seth: Ah, there she is. Look at a true friend, Ryan. 2000 miles she flies.
Anna: In a middle seat.
Seth: All to make sure Summer and I go to the prom together. Tell me, would you do so much?
Ryan: Let's not test it. (edit) Summer's Voicemail: "Hey it's Summer. Leave a message."
Seth: Summer, hey. I just want to apologize for what happened in the girls bathroom today. I didn't mean to follow you in. Or spook Mrs. Rushfield. I was just trying to explain that the idea of a romance between me and Anna is so insane that-
Anna: Hello Seth.
Seth: I gotta go. (edit) Kirsten: When are we gonna talk about us?
Sandy: In public again, or were you thinking about something a little more private this time?
Kirsten: I'm sorry I attacked you. But it at least got you to listen. (edit) Seth: I love you, but if I have to spend my senior prom with you playing video games, I’m gonna kill myself. (edit) Taylor: Now you know how I'm going with Sun Ho.
Summer: The guy from the Korean barbecue?
Taylor: Oh yeah. We, like, totally found each other at the sweatshirt party. He's got this wonderfully hairless body. It's like hooking up with a seal.
Summer: I have to go. (edit) Anna: Seth, she wants to feed your bones to sharks. You have nothing to lose. (edit) Summer: Cohen, I have a confession to make...(vomits loudly off side of bean bag)
Seth: Impressive.
Summer:...I love you.
Seth: I love you too...We can kiss later!
(Summer pukes again)
Seth: Uh...Want me to hold your crown?
Summer: No!
Seth: ....Hey....wow, rigatoni. (edit) Seth: That’s Summer’s date. Looks like the guy in Fullmetal Alchemist. (edit) Seth: Summer sees me with Anna at the dance, and confronted with the reality of a world without Seth Cohen, she comes to her senses.
Ryan: Uh huh, because a world without you…
Seth: … is a world without sun, Ryan. It’s a world without warmth.
(edit) Summer: Look, my date’s gonna be here soon, he’s king of a rock star. You may have heard of him, Big Korea. (edit) Taylor: You have to go, you were prom queen last year!
Summer: Yeah, well, the queen is dead.
(edit) Summer: Not only will I not go to prom with you, but if you and I were stranded on a deserted island, I would take the nourishment that your meager frame has to offer and I would feed your bones to the sharks. (edit) Seth: Plus, I assume she’ll be going with the surf nazi anyway, unless he’s selling crack to a blind kid or… (seeing Volchok kissing another girl) fondling some girl on the end of the pier. (edit) Seth: Why not Tina Woo? She’s been looking really hot lately. (edit) Ryan: Have you told Summer that there is nothing going on between you and Anna?
Seth: I try but everytime I get close she blows her rape whistle. (whistles) ...Rape! (edit) Taylor: Oh by the way, do you know where Simon gets those skin-tight v-necks? I totally want to get one for Sung-ho. (edit)

American Idol's Lisa Tucker is from The OC but she's actually from Anaheim not Newport Beach. (edit)

Kirsten: Wasn't it kindergarden when Seth would only answer to Boba Fett?

Boba Fett is a character from the famous George Lucas Films 'Star Wars'. (edit) The band Big Korea mentioned through the episode is a play on Adam Brody's real life band Big Japan. (edit)