The O'Keefes: Pilot
Episode score
7.0
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Pilot
- 1.
- Season: 1
- Episode: 1
- First Aired: 5/22/2003
- Prod Code: 101
When Harry finally relents and agrees to send Danny and Lauren to the local public high school, they get a crash course in how the outside world works. Add a recap »
- Writers:
- Mark O'Keefe
- Director:
- Andy Ackerman
- Stars:
- Judge Reinhold (Harry O'Keefe)
- Kirsten Nelson (Ellie O'Keefe)
- Tania Raymonde (Lauren O'Keefe)
- Matt Weinberg (Mark O'Keefe)
- Joseph Cross (Danny O'Keefe)
- The O'Keefes can speak six different languages. edit »
- This show is based on the life of creator/writer/producer Mark O'Keefe. He even named the show after himself. edit »
- Mark: Okay, I've invented some new expletives. This is the one I like best. It's "Bite off."
Danny: Bite what off?
Mark: Whatever's most insulting.
Danny: Mark that's ridiculous. You can't just invent slang.
Mark: I guess you don't want to date Becky.
Danny: Hey, bite off, Mark! edit » - Ellie: He wants to ask out a girl he likes.
Lauren: I like her, too.
Harry: Not even in school yet, and already she's a lesbian. edit » - Mark: I know you probably think we're not old enough, but when do we study. (He fidgets a bit, like he doesn't want to say the word) You know.
Lauren: Sex?
Mark: Elves. edit » - Harry: Hey, ah, I need a kid for an extra-credit assignment.
Ellie: Someone go bring your father some toilet paper.
Harry: It's school hours, I'm not their father!
Ellie: Go bring the principal some toilet paper, Danny. edit » - Mark: Odd's blood! edit »
- Danny: Let's go ,Gandalf.
This is an allusion to The Lord of the Rings movies/books. There is a wizard character named Gandalf in them. edit »
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