The Simpsons: The Bonfire of the Manatees
Episode score
7.4
Good
The Bonfire of the Manatees
- 357.
- Season: 17
- Episode: 1
- First Aired: 9/11/2005
- Prod Code: GABF18
- Homer: Who's gonna watch the kids?
Marge: You are.
Homer: Me? But I'm the father. edit » - Marge: My Christmas Present to myself this year was leaving that place early.
Lisa: Mom, I got a rash where the reindeer licked me…
Bart: When they put Santa in the ambulance, why’d they pull the blanket all the way up over his head?
edit » - (catching Homer letting an adult film be made in their house)
Marge: Homer! Is this a snuggle film!?!
Homer: Errr…You're in the wrong house lady! edit » - Homer: Look, we've been down this road before, I do something stupid, your mom leaves; we eat waffles! edit »
- Homer: Gotta find your mom, gotta find your mom…
Bart: (caged in a dog carrier) Dad, I promise I'll be good… can I get out of the dog carrier?
Homer: It was hard enough getting you in there; I'm not letting you out. edit » - Homer: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use the outhouse again.
Female Cousin: Well, we don't have an outhouse…
Male Cousin: My recording studio! edit » - Marge: I found a place where I'm needed.
Homer: You're needed at home!
Marge: And treated like I deserve.
Homer: (pause) You're needed at home! edit » - (Homer tries to stop the Jet-skiers from hurting the manatees)
Homer: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?!?
Jet-skier #1: They are roughly our size.
Jet-skier #2: In fact, they're bigger than us. edit » - Bart: I wanna see Santa. He can explain why he gave me a Playstation box with nothing inside but a coloring book.
Homer: It got your hopes up, didn't it? edit » - Lisa: Those reindeer look really uncomfortable.
Elf: (annoyed tone of voice) That's because they don't thrive in this environment! edit » - Jet Skier: We respect two things, bravery and tattoos that look like barbed wire. edit »
- Homer: (on phone) Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check? edit »
- Homer: Manatees, defend!
(The manatees swim away.) edit » - Homer: Rugged? Is that the same as handsome?
Diner Chef: No senor. Handsome means he look at himself in a mirror all day. Rugged means you look at him. edit »
- This episode was rated TV 14. edit »
- Blackboard Joke: Does any kid still do this anymore?
Couch Gag: The family enters the living room via a metal detector, only Homer sets off the alarm and must takes his clothes off; but even in his underwear, Homer still sets off the detector. Then the security guard used the hand metal detector but it still goes off. edit »
- "I've got my groove back!"
This line references the 1998 film How Stella Got Her Groove Back, starring Angela Bassett as a stock broker who travels to Jamaica and starts a romance with a much younger man. edit » - Casino
When Homer has his hands hammered, it is reference to the 1995 film Casino, where Sam Rothstein orders a casino cheat to have his hand hammered. edit » - Lemony Lickit: A Series of Horny Events:
The title of the adult movie is clearly a parody of the books and the movie called Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. edit » - Bonfire of the Vanities
The title of this episode is a take-off of the title of the Tom Wolfe novel and Brian De Palma film, Bonfire of the Vanities. edit »
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