'Til Death Do Us Part
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Funeral Parlor MurderEpisode Number: 2 Season Num: 1 First Aired: Monday March 19, 2007 Prod Code: 101 |
Debut episode (#2)
When an extremely jealous husband who runs his own mortuary presses his wife to be his assistant, tensions rise. As much as she hates her sales job, she claims that the funeral business gives her the creeps. But what does she have reason to fear more- working with dead bodies, or becoming one herself at the hands of her husband? And if he doesn't let up, what is she capable of to preserve her freedom?
When an extremely jealous husband who runs his own mortuary presses his wife to be his assistant, tensions rise. As much as she hates her sales job, she claims that the funeral business gives her the creeps. But what does she have reason to fear more- working with dead bodies, or becoming one herself at the hands of her husband? And if he doesn't let up, what is she capable of to preserve her freedom?
| Writer: | Ken Hanes |
| Star: | John Waters (The Groom Reaper) |
| Guest Star: | Olivia Palenstein (Bonnie Collins), Kristina Uranowski (Bridesmaid with Bouquet), David J MacNiel (Man on Phone), Peter Oldring (Ronald Collins) |
(At the wedding of Ronald and Bonnie the Groom Reapers emerges and snatches the bouquet.)
Groom Reaper: For this funeral director and his blushing bride, love really does come in all sizes. As you can see Bonnie is... an ample woman. Which is just fine with Ronald, because he always preferred his gals super-sized
(The happy couple pose for photos on the church steps. Then they head to the hearse. Meanwhile the Reaper begins to pick off petals from the bouquet.)
Groom Reaper: She kills him…he kills her. She kills him --
( The bridesmaid appears and takes away the bouquet. After giving her a cold look he comments
Groom Reaper: Weddings can bring out the worst in people. But that’s nothing compared to what one of our newlyweds will wind up doing to the other. ( The newlyweds wave goodbye and get in the hearse) Although they’re both riding in the front of the hearse today, in just six years, one of them will be riding in the back. For these two it truly will be…Til death do us part.
(wry smile)
(edit) (after the wedding and heading for the car)
Bonnie: "Is it okay to use the company car?"
Ronald: " You only get married once...
(smiles)
Don't worry, I made sure that there was no one in the back."
(edit)
Groom Reaper: For this funeral director and his blushing bride, love really does come in all sizes. As you can see Bonnie is... an ample woman. Which is just fine with Ronald, because he always preferred his gals super-sized
(The happy couple pose for photos on the church steps. Then they head to the hearse. Meanwhile the Reaper begins to pick off petals from the bouquet.)
Groom Reaper: She kills him…he kills her. She kills him --
( The bridesmaid appears and takes away the bouquet. After giving her a cold look he comments
Groom Reaper: Weddings can bring out the worst in people. But that’s nothing compared to what one of our newlyweds will wind up doing to the other. ( The newlyweds wave goodbye and get in the hearse) Although they’re both riding in the front of the hearse today, in just six years, one of them will be riding in the back. For these two it truly will be…Til death do us part.
(wry smile)
(edit) (after the wedding and heading for the car)
Bonnie: "Is it okay to use the company car?"
Ronald: " You only get married once...
(smiles)
Don't worry, I made sure that there was no one in the back."
(edit)
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