Two and a Half Men: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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9.0
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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- Season: 1
- Episode: 4
- First Aired: 10/13/2003
- Prod Code: 104
Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions. Read full recap »
- Writers:
- Lee AronsohnChuck Lorre
- Director:
- Andy Ackerman
- Stars:
- Jon Cryer (Alan Harper)
- Melanie Lynskey (Rose)
- Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper)
- Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper)
- Marin Hinkle (Judith)
- Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper)
- Recurring Role:
- Conchata Ferrell (Berta)
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- German episode title: "Ich brauche Berta", meaning "I Need Berta" edit »
- Charlie: Alan.
Alan: Yeah?
Charlie: I can see you.
Alan: And I can see you, too.
Charlie: No, I mean, Berta never cleaned while I was in the room. She was like, invisible.
Alan: I'm sorry. I'll try to be more transparent. edit » - (Alan finishes criticizing Berta's housekeeping habits)
Berta: I hope you two will be very happy together
Charlie: Who's gonna take care of me? Who's going to do the laundry and the shopping and the cleaning and all the other stuff?
Berta: Ask the scrubbing bubble there. edit » - Jake: Uncle Charlie, why is Berta leaving?
Charlie: Why? It doesn't matter, Jake. What matters is she's gone... and we're all going to die. edit » - Steven Tyler: (Catches Alan giving Berta treatment) Berta, if you are going to do some guy in the laundry room, then put a scarf on the door knob or something. edit »
- Jake: These clothes look stupid.
Charlie: You're ten. No one cares. edit »
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
The Bottom Line: "Jumps the Shark"03/09/08 04:53pm | report abuseA mission to get Berta back turns into a hilarious episode ...Continue »
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