Writer:	Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Director:	Andy Ackerman
Star:	Jon Cryer (Alan Harper),  Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper),  Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper),  Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper),  Melanie Lynskey (Rose)
Guest Star:	Christopher Jacobs (Dave),  Myndy Crist (Wendy)

Though credited, Marin Hinkle does not appear in this episode. (edit)

Charlie: What will it take, huh? Cash? Video games?
Jake: I don't want stuff. I got enough stuff when my mom and dad broke up.
Charlie: This isn't the same thing, Jake.
Jake: It doesn't matter. You liked Wendy, and now you don't like her, and nobody cares what I want.
Charlie: Jake, come here, buddy. Sit down. Look, it's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that you're a kid, and what you want doesn't matter. (edit) Rose:...We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm, but we don't match up with any other socks. So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten or a hand puppet. (edit) Jake: So that means that you don´t have fox nuts? (edit) Charlie: Lets see, one Russian blonde, one Scottish brunet, and a full-bodied red head from Napa Valley... Charlie's Angels. (edit) Charlie: Look Jake, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing I can do about it. And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me anymore.
Jake: I don't hate you.
Charlie: Good.
Jake: I'm just very disappointed in you.
Charlie: Hey, I get enough of that crap from my mother. (edit)

At the end, Rose mentions the name of this episode “Phase one complete”. (edit)

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