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| 1. Favorite Quotes | 01/26/2006 4:40pm | ||||||||||||
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Pete: Berg, you can't sleep in my bed, people talk enough as it is. Go sleep on the couch.
Berg: I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad. Pete: So go sleep on the floor! Berg: I can't sleep on the floor. Pete: Why not? Berg: For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch. |
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| 2. Re: Favorite Quotes | 01/27/2006 2:03am | ||||||||||||
 I love that!Pete: "Most architects when they graduate, they only have a bunch of blueprints. I am going to have a 12,000 square foot resume." |
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| 3. Re: Favorite Quotes | 01/30/2006 11:41am | ||||||||||||
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I wish I knew some quotes, but it's not on tv anymore.
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| 4. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/03/2006 3:33am | ||||||||||||
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I know
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| 5. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/04/2006 8:11pm | ||||||||||||
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I got the quote off of IMBD.com.
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| 6. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/06/2006 9:24am | ||||||||||||
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"You're canceled!" ABC brass 2001
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| 7. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/06/2006 11:42am | ||||||||||||
If you don't like the show, don't post on here. |
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| 8. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/06/2006 8:06pm | ||||||||||||
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Actually I loved the show but I get a kick out of people who can not let it go. 2001 was a long time ago, lets move on like ABC and Lifetime did.
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| 9. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/06/2006 8:06pm | ||||||||||||
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[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
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Edited on 02/06/2006 8:07pm
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| 10. Re: Favorite Quotes | 02/20/2006 1:05pm | ||||||||||||
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Most of my favourite quotes are involving Pete and Ashley. Here's one,
Ashley: Well, a strong enough wind could blow it right over. Pete: [laughs] What, are you kiddin' me? You're a med student. What the hell do you know about architecture? Ashley: Well, my father's an architect. Pete: Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but that doesn't mean I understand them. |
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| 11. Re: Favorite Quotes | 04/19/2006 10:41am | ||||||||||||
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Sharon: Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage.
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| 12. Re: Favorite Quotes | 04/19/2006 10:43am | ||||||||||||
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Berg: So, your mother hates Johnny.
Sharon: No, my mother loves Johnny. Berg: So, she loves Johnny too much. Sharon: No, my mother's been married three times. Berg: And once to Johnny! |
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| 13. Re: Favorite Quotes | 04/19/2006 10:44am | ||||||||||||
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Ashley: What am I doing here?
Sharon: According to the Bible, to balance out "good." |
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| 14. Re: Favorite Quotes | 04/19/2006 10:46am | ||||||||||||
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Berg: I can't stand you.
Ashley: I loathe you. Berg: I despise you. Ashley: I hate you. Berg: I can get us a room. Ashley: I can drive. |
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| 15. Re: Favorite Quotes | 04/19/2006 10:47am | ||||||||||||
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Melissa: What does he tell you about me?
Berg: Everything. Melissa: Like what, everything? Berg: Like the first time he saw you, he said he actually felt his heart stop. Melissa: Really? Berg: And you... do a phenomenal Linda Ronstadt imitation. Melissa: Aww... Pete. Berg: And he hates sushi... but goes with you all the time because he knows you love it. Melissa: Why didn't he say anything? Berg: And you laugh like a mad scientist during sex. |
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| 16. Re: Favorite Quotes | 06/25/2006 1:08pm | ||||||||||||
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from 3rd season halloween episode:
(pete and ashley switch brains) pete: oh my god, what are we gonna do? what if we never get out of these bodies, what if we are trapped this way for the rest of our lives...arghh... damn your body, it can't cry! |
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| 17. Re: Favorite Quotes | 06/26/2006 9:59pm | ||||||||||||
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Sharon : Can I talk to you guys for a second?
[storms past them] Berg: She knows. Pete: She does? Berg: Play dumb. Pete: We are dumb. [they walk over to Sharon] Sharon Carter: Are you guys nuts? Berg: [flipping a page on his notepad] I'm Nuts. This is my partner, Pretzels. Pete: What seems to be the problem, ma'am? |
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| 18. Re: Favorite Quotes | 09/23/2006 3:14pm | ||||||||||||
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By far the best ever qoute!!!
Sharon: Admit you did it.... or, tonight at dinner I'm gonna tell my father that you two squandered the thousands of dollars he spent to get me through college.... on a bottle of booze. Berg: Well, I had to tell my father that I squandered thousands of dollars on booze to get me through college.... |
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| 19. Re: Favorite Quotes | 11/05/2006 2:07am | ||||||||||||
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Berg (to Pete) - So... Let me see if I understand... You tried to take food... From a Bear!
The way he said this cracked me up... |
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| 20. Re: Favorite Quotes | 11/23/2006 4:24am | ||||||||||||
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(Ashley storms into Pete and Berg's apartment)
Pete: What do you want? Ashley: I need to talk to you! Pete: Can't you come back when I'm not here? ---- Berg: Hi, my name is Berg... and I'm addicted to messing with Pete. ---- [Pete and Berg's answering machine message] Berg: Hi, you've reached Pete & Berg. We're not here right now, but if you are over 18 you may leave us a message. If you are under 18 and have your parent's permission, you may also leave us a message. ---- Berg: Holy incompatibility Batman! ---- Ashley: Wait! Pete: I did... in a park... for three hours! Ashley: Look, I was afraid. Pete: What? You? It was after sundown, what did you have to be afraid of? |
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