Star:	Emma Roberts (Addie Singer),  Jordan Calloway (Zach Carter-Schwartz),  Markus Flanagan (Jeff Singer),  Malese Jow (Geena),  Molly Hagan (Sue Singer),  Tadhg Kelly (Ben Singer),  Dustin Ingram (Duane Ogilvy)
Guest Star:	Anne Marie Howard (Car-Wren),  Michelle Bonilla (Ms. Gonzalez Menendez-Mendoza),  Mark Myers (Janitor)

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Addie: Can you believe this? Another letter.
Geena: Really?
Zac: What's it say?
Addie: This is hilarious. (laughs) These are the worst jokes I have ever heard. Listen to this (reads) You remind me of the school because you have so much class.
Teacher: Addie? What's so funny about that?
Addie: Awww.. Nothing.
Geena: I disagree, I thought it was very funny.
Teacher: Well, then maybe we should share it with everyone.
Geena: Yeah. Let them decide.
Teacher: (reads) Girl.. you are hotter than a sunburn.
Dwayne: Somebody wrote that?
Addie: It wasn't me.
Geena: It was from her UFO... Unidentified Flirty Observer!! Come on people.
Teacher: You look like you want to be anywhere but here.
Addie: YEH!
Teacher: GREAT! How about the principle's office?
Addie: WHAT?
Teacher: No reading notes in class. (edit) Addie: (singing) Who could this boy be? Who writes bad poetry, who secretly likes me. I'm not sure I really want to know you. Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? (edit) Teacher: Let this be a lesson to you all. Males can be aggressive, and temperamental during mating season.
Geena: Females are the same way during prom season. (edit) Zach: Addie? We're really sorry. Would it help if Geena shaved her head?
Geena: No! (edit) Ben: (takes a hair off his shirt) Mom!
Sue: What is it?
Ben: A hair on my shirt!
Sue: Oh, you´re just like Uncle Louie.
Ben: I don´t wanna be Uncle Louie!
Sue: Oh, there´s again! Classic Louie. (she turns around)
Ben: (seeing to the mirror) Oh, I gonna be bald!
Sue: Ah! Uncle Louie talked to the mirror, too. (edit)

We learn that Addie and Ben have an Uncle Louie. (edit)

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