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The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

Two and a Half Men is a show about a man who decides two let his brother stay with him after his wife throws him out of the house and on weekends his son stays with him and his brother the stories are set These the 3 charters and among others such as the mother of the Charlie and Alan named Evelyn also Berta the house keeper for Charlie. Judith the Ex-wife of Alan and Rose the next-door neighbor the stories the writers come up with for the charters is really good all of the episodes a really funny and not dull I have seen a lot of episodes of the series Two and a Half Men

The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

In the 22nd episode of the first season of the hit TV show The West Wing titled What Kind of day has it been. President Bartlet Prepare and had to Roslyn Virginia for a town hall meeting. The President also has the mange a rescue an American Pilot who is trapped without the hostel country finding the pilot first. Toby is worried about his brother is coming home from space. Josh and Vice President Hoynes argue over campaign finance reform. Overall a very good episode with very good storylines in it none of them where boring and the got us up the the end of the episode which was a shocking way to end the 1st season of The West Wing.

THE COUNTRY OF TEXAS !!!i!!!

Very URGENT E-MAIL i HAVE RECIEVED.........Texas wants to secede from the union.

Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election. We'll miss you too.
Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States , Texas immediately secedes from the Union .
   
2. George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas .

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.
   
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .
3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.
5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications--small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care - We have the largest research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. Dallas has some of the best hospitals in the United States .
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.
9. We have a ready supply of workers. We could just open the border when we need some more.
10. We have essential control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over Chuck Norris and a couple of Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

insomnia leads to more ninjas

Work is grinding me to the bone right now. Everybody is scrambling to get things done so the end-of-the-year reviews look good. I could care less about "looking good"; I just want to get the jobs done properly.

Couldn't sleep last night because of the meds the doc prescribed for my sinus infection. So I played Ninja Gaiden Sigma all night, leaving decapitated ninjas & fiends everywhere. It was fun, but I'll pay for that lack of sleep in the next few hours.