"Hey man I got this crazy idea. Okay? So we take this polar bear, an animal native to frozen regions, and we put it on a tropical island!" ABC employee working on Lost.

That's not clever in the slightest bit, if anything, that's seriously retarded. That's the kind of **** you see on PAX.

The show is WAY too broad, with very little character development or even plot development for that matter. The best way for ABC to get out of this mess is have a tsunami wipe everyone out.
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John: Come on man lets go watch Lost.
David: Dude, what the **** is wrong with you?

Naruto is full of lame-ass flashbacks and retarded dialogue only to draw out the series more, and more, and more. There is the occasional fight, but in most cases they are incredibly full of **** that you might as well not even bother for watching for a decent fight. If you like whiny, emo, **** and boring shows with piss-poor dialogue and appeal toward an audience of 8 year olds who have been in the womb of a drug addict, then Naruto is for you.

There are too many characters in Naruto to list because its creator has ADHD, so just know that pretty much everyone has a Dark Past , is an orphan, and has a power level of over 9000. The creator seems to have made a conscious decision to include every anime archetype know to man. In conclusion, do not watch this show for the sake of quality.

A review from a dedicated fan taken from this review page:
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I'n my opinion naruto is Teh BEST SHOW in the WORLD!!1 and who ever dos'nt think so is dumbit's like crack once you start you can't stop it's cool (this 10 year old hasn't gone through puberty yet he gives an advice about crack.)

so naruto best show ever i absolutly love this show to explain it in one word is almost imposibe but if i had to i'd say fantactic just a great show there's love, rivals, friends, fallen nations, death and the story line is great it's mysteryous, funny, dramatic oh man just watch it, love it, crave it. naruto,sasuke,sakura,ino, choji,shikamaru,kakashian d others that rule!! hear me rule :} if you don't i'll kill you he he well any way watch this show k naruto's funny sasuke's emo sakura and ino are happy go luck valley girls who love the emo kid kakashis is cool

'Primal fear' is one of the best courtroom drama movies ever made, and to see it put on a 40 minute episode tells you the quality of DEK's writing lately.. Watching the episode from the start, it felt very familiar, in the movie a scared looking alter boy with blooded cloths and a murder weapon was spotted running away from the scene. As the movie progresses, the defence lawyer notices the boy has 2 personalities, and it was Roy (evil side) that killed the Priest.. After a very clever set up and suspense it is revealed to everyone that there was no Roy and he was faking it the whole time. Walks away with reasons of insanity and gets out after 30 days.. As a fan of Boston legal, I am disappointed to see DEK writing becoming unoriginal.. Alan Shore's babbling and confusing the audience with unnecessary talk just to appear reasonable is making Boston Legal sound unclever.

This season's unoriginality starts off with Jeffery Coho's case, taken from season 8 'The Practice'.

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You know, this season isn't doing too much to redeem itself. Yes, I know this is only the third episode. I believe some key factors are coming into play which could very well spell out the end to the Trump era in reality television. The move to Los Angeles puts the focus on many minutes of surfing and palms. Why so much? Once you've seen the two guys lugging the surfboards, need it be shown each week? Maybe if it tied in with the show itself, it would be okay. Yeah, put them in Carey's pink skimpy suit. That's the ticket.