I thought i'de put up a few things that have made me laugh over the past few days

Well a few minutes ago i was in my sitting room and my brother and sister were argueing.. as usual then out of nowhere my brother askes her "i bet you don't even know what a testacle is" and she sais "erm.. it's like a blue thing" it was so hard not to laugh!! she was being serious

I was out with my friends yesterday at a club i go to every friday and there was an exchange thing happening where there would be some americans that came here and some of us go over there, but we didn't go Anyway they were just talking and one of my friends sais "aren't you ment to be hill-billys or something? (because they looked a bit like that and kept spitting black stuff on the ground) right after he said that he saw their truck, and in the back was a pitchfork!! He was just standing there.. he was scared for the rest of the day that they might chase him with their pitchforks

This is my favourite though, i was out in the town with my friends and some old bloke comes up to us, put his hand on my shoulder and said "hello friend!", we were all walking and thinking.. wtf? Then he starts talking in riddles "the eyes cannot see what the heart.." then about that far through everything he said he would stop walking, stare at his shoes for a while, look back up and say some other riddle, then about halfway through his next sentence he does the exact same thing
About 5 minutes later he tells us his name.. 'imbicile from the bog' at that point we just got too freaked out and started to walk away, but he stops us and sais "follow me my people"... he walks into a pub

BTW the bloke was drunk.. like you didn't notice

Well i hope that made you laugh i did

And i won't be able to walk for a while because i've done something to my knee damn you rock!!

How's everyone else?

Damn, i was tagged
Here are 5 things about me

1} I laugh alot don't know why i just like to laugh

2} I'm Scared of clowns A clown once made me cycle a really small bike and i fell off and cut my leg

3} I've never visited a foreign country, maybe this summer spain would be fun

4} Erm.. i don't know why but some people call me Jesus, it's weird

5} I love to draw, i draw on anything, books, magasines, t-shirts and sometimes on myself I have loads of weird designs on my arms

I've made loads of friends on here, thanks everyone
But i have to say a special thanks to Katelynn, one of the nicest people i have ever met, i'll always be here for you Kate

Well thats 5, if you want to know anything else just PM me

I tag....... Will47, fantasyfacade and Lexlax

Well it's the first time i'm going to meet her, i've known her for so long but we live so far away from each other like someone else i know on here, you know who you are!!!
She's comeing down on the train tomorrow at 10:10 and well 'first impressions count' so anyone got any ideas what to say?

Well i was out all friday night, and by that i mean ALL friday night!
I don't remember much apart from being out with 2 guys and 5 girls that i know And then came morning. . . . .

The first thing i remember is waking up with a cough. . .i am now sick
Then after a few minutes of opening my eyes i realise that i have make-up and lipstic on me
I can explain the make-up: we were out and Natalie takes out some power stuff, i didn't really mind her putting it on me The only thing was that after she was done putting it on she still kept stroaking me, in more than one place lol

I know that no-one had any lipstic and that the only place they would have got that from was. . . . .their lips
And the two girls that were wearing it were (as they discribed it) were "friends with privliges"

I don't know when or where i ended up going to sleep at, or even who on
Only one thing that was bad about it. . . .i'm sick

Hope everyone else is good