Ten Juicy Facts About Me!
Well, after a dull month of June where all I was doing was working, I finally went on vacation, and I must say the past two weeks we're probably the best two weeks I've spent out of the country. Anywho, I'm back, and what do I discover? I've been nefariously tagged by a certain individual *cough*Hornswaggle*cough* by a dirty trick!
Anywho, here are ten juicy facts that you probably don't know about me. In all honesty, they're not the juiciest, because if I we're to have included those, I'm pretty sure most of you would despise me and wish me a painful death.
1. I was fired from my first job working at a Chuck E. Cheese type place called "iT'Z" because a fat woman began cussing me out swearing with several f-words over how expensive the place was thinking that it was all my fault, so I called her a "b*tch". Management didn't take it too well, and I was laid off.
2. I was the first person in my middle school to be suspended by the janitor for getting in a fight. It was October 2002, and I was 12 at the time, some kid tripped me and closed my locker seconds before the tardy bell was about to ring. This would be the third time I would have to reopen my locker and be tardy because of him, so we fought. Both he and I were suspended and I had to take Anger Management cl-a-sses for it.
3. I have mild Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, better known as OCD. I used to be a lot worse, where I had to touch people back, count every step that I walked, walk with the left foot equally as the right, and absolutely hated germs. I'm not so bad now, but still have a few things to work on.
4. Back in Pre-K in 1994, I was a bully towards several kids, largely because I was the tallest, and pushed everyone around because I wanted everything for myself. Ever since then, I've apologized to a lot of people for my actions and have made friends with some of them.
5. Late 2007, I almost ran into a cop because my brother saw an empty parking space and we floored it to win the spot when a cop crossed our path. I braked immediately and the police officer got out of the car. He immediately began to call me a "f*cking idiot" for almost crashing in to him. He ended with "Have a Nice Day!".
6. A couple of years ago I created a comic book series about a couple of kids that live in the city and their crazy antics. Little by little it began evolving in to a deeper dark and moody story about how the different charatcers hated each other and wanted to kill each one another.
7. I once asked a girl out to a dance over the internet.
I was prepared to take a "No", but shockingly she actually said she'd love to go! Two days later she replied with another e-mail claiming that her parents forbid her to go. I later talked to her face to face, and it turns out that she was telling the truth as her parents did not know me. It seems that she's picked up a boyfriend, who let's just say is an ineducated gangstuh who treats girls as material possessions and is not afraid to show that attitude.
8. I have never left North America and the farthest South I've ever gone is Cancun, while the farthest north was Austin, Texas.
9. Back in 2002-2003 when I was in seventh grade, I had a major obsession with Yu-gi-Oh and hosted a school-wide tournament. I gave everyone two paper starchips and a paper bracelet. Many people began calling me by the dreaded nickname "Pegasus" which they still do sometime to this day since in the series Pegasus was the name of the guy who hosted a similar tournament.
10. I have attended a couple of wrestling events, but the best one I've attended thus far was Wrestlemania X-Seven. At the time, I thought it was just going to be another PPV. Turned out to be the greatest PPV of all time. Funny how things work out like that. I'm going to Wrestlemania 25 next year so I can relive the experience.
Well, they may not be juicy, but I certainly hope you guys were entertained. By the way, please watch my new youtube video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM5gdZQ0yoc and please leave comments. I'm desperate!
Prom Night and Senior Night After Prom!
Well, Saturday May 17, 2008 I attended Prom Night.
Overall the whole night was somewhat disapppointing, I mean I had fun, don't get me wrong, but when 75% of the senior class is dancing with a girlfriend, and I'm sitting there just talking to pals, then it's kind of a downer. I waited too long to ask out the girl I wanted to go out with, if I would ahve asked her maybe a month earlier, I know she would have said yes.
Anyway, the whole night, wasn't that bad, I did dance with a lot of people, not slow dancing, just rave dancing, crowd surfing, and getting freaky. ![]()
After prom night, I got on one of the charter buses and we all headed to what is called SNAP (Senior Night After Prom) to Dave and Busters for a lock-in between midnight and 6AM. It was a lot better than Prom, and for the most part I had fun playing casino games, riding a mechanical bull, bowling, making gestures of drinking alcohol with a couple of friends, and oh yes WINNING A LAPTOP through one of the raffle drawings. Almost everyone was tired at the end of it, but I say the whole evening was worth going since it's only a once in a lifetime chance. We kind of all hugged seeing as how this was going to be one of the last times we ever see each other before we're off to college.
I was going to go to a beach house in Galveston last night with a group of friends, however my friend Eric called the thing off seeing as how we were all tired.
Anyway, I have another youtube video up for your enjoyment pleasure. Why should you watch it? Because for many of you it's the first time you'll actually see what I look and sound like. Check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9rKqPsAUaM
Yes, I know I'm skinny, I have a very fast metabolism and I have to keep a lean physique in order to play soccer.
Yes, I know my voice is weird, it's called a terrible gene pool.
Please rate the video, and be brutally honest with your comments.
HAVE A GOOD ONE!
Posted by Hurricane1123, 05/19/2008 11:05am 13 Comments
Cheaters Never Win
Date: April 14, 2008
Time: 8:12 AM
Offence: Cheating
Consequence: FAILURE! Report to teacher after cl-a-ss
It was Monday morning, and I had completely forgotten about an Economics Test that we were supposed to have that morning during first period. Now I came in to school packing as much as I could in to my brain for the test, but once I was handed the sheet, I knew I was in trouble.
I tried answering all the questions I could, but I left several blank. Then I noticed something. Over half the cl*ss had their Economics book out and the teacher was distracted by her computer. That was my chance. Thanks to peer pressure, I got the book quietly out and began copying down all the answers. Everything was going great...EXCELLENT!

The teacher eventually got up from her desk and everyone either covered their book, pretended they had already turned in their test, or simply put the book away. I like an idiot kept the book on my desk. The teacher than asked who's still working on the test. Everyone who was cheating kept their hands down in order to not draw attention, but I like an idiot raised my hand. Uh-oh!
She caught me and immediately screamed...
"YOU'RE TESTING WITH YOUR BOOK OPEN! NUH-UH, THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC ZERO!"
Everybody stared at me as she take the book away and grabbed my test and marked a big zero all over it. I was done.
EPIC FAIL!
I put my head down and prayed for the bell to ring to end the period. At the end of cl-a-ss my friend told me...
"'Ey dude! Man why didn't you just hide the test and pretend you had already turned it in and we're just taking notes".
How stupid was I. Oh well, I have enough A's to survive and I know that I'll most likely never do that again. Also I thinkit's common sense that the teacher's days at her desk are pretty much over and she'll be very vigilant of all of us.
Have you ever cheated on a test or have had a similar incident. Tell me your story!
Proms and Girls
Before I start I have to say that I really hate talking about my personal life on the internet since I don't really know who's reading this and it makes me sound like an emo kid, which I'm not. But this event pretty much shook me so much that I had to write about it.
If you guys haven't noticed by now, I like to think of myself as stone-hearted referring to that I don't get emotional very easily. In fact for me to even become sad or emotional, you'd pretty much have to really hurt someone close to me in order for me to explode. However, moving on to the topic that is at hand and that is prom night.
Prom night at my school happens to be in less than 45 days, and I pretty much procrastinated in finding a date to take. It just so happens, that I really didn't like anyone in my school in particular, however all of a sudden I began to feel love for a girl who I had knew since pretty much middle school. I never really payed much attention to her, however we do take the same class together and happen to sit next to each other and often times talk to each other, so I consider her a good friend. I don't know why I all of a sudden began to like her, but March 31, 2008 I decided to ask her out.
During English class I waited for the last five minutes of class, when everybody was pretty much packing up to leave to the next class. The girl just happened to be still sitting and I decided that now was my chance. Here we're my words.
Hurricane: , I'm going to ask you something.
She looked at me, I think knowing what I was going to ask her by the way she smiled.
Hurricane: This is hard for me to say, and if I don't ask now I will regret it. How would you like to go to prom.
She smiled and blushed.
Girl: I'm sorry, but already asked me out to the prom. Don't worry, you'll find somebody.
Hurricane: Oh, I'm sorry.
She smiled.
Girl: No, it's okay!
At the time I didn't really care and didn't really hit me untill about the next couple of days, which I'm still a little shaken by. All of a sudden I started worrying that I won't have anybody to go to the prom with, and pretty much every girl (that's decent looking, anyway) is already pretty much taken. The next couple of days, including today, I've pretty much hoped or day-dreamed that the girl would remember my words and maybe break-up with the other guy so she could go with me. However, I know that the chances of that happening are slim to none.
I still sit next to the girl in English, and still talk to her, however I still do love her for some strange reason and the day she breaks up with the other guy, I will immediately ask her out. We're good friends and I hope that if when hopefully that day comes, she remembers what I said this past Monday.
Well, there you go. I hate talking about my personal life, and that's as personal as you're going to get from me. Thanks for reading, and please feel free to tell me of any past crushes you guys have had.
New Youtube Video
Alas, I have returned to make youtube videos. Sure, I'm probably not the most viewed guy on youtube, but I'm not doing this for views, I'm doing this as a hobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3clTKkmvaHI
I think the video turned out a lot better than expected and in my opinion is one of my better videos. I hope you guys enjoy it.
PS: Some of you will finally learn my actual name which is under the "Executive Producer" moniker during the credits.
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WWE RAW Wrath of Vince McMahon Avg Score: 8.16 Total Ratings: 16 Total Reviews: 3 |
Our first match of the night was Cryme Tyme and Candice vs. Melina, Nitro, and Kenny in an inter-gender three on three tag team match. Besides a couple of tag team maneuvers by Nitro and Kenny, the match was your average squash match seeing Cryme Tyme win for the first time in a while. 1/2* Stars.
Second match of the night was Santino Marella against (gasp) Chris Masters for the Intercontinental Title. I can't get over with Santino, for one he's being portrayed as a super face, kind of like Rocky Maiva, and secondly his technical abilities are pretty poor. The match was what you'd expect, an overcoming the odds match by Santino. He gets very little crowd reaction, it's only a matter of time before people start turning on him. 1/2* Stars.
Vince meanwhile in the back wants the Hardys to defend their tag team titles against Cade and Murdoch, Ric Flair his legendary status against Randy Orton, and Torrie, for insulting Vince for being with ladies less than half his age, will go against Carlito.
The next match of the night was between my boy the Legend Killer Randy Orton against the legendary Ric Flair. I would have assumed this was another concussion match, but thankfully the post match beating was stopped by the merciful referee. Orton wins with an RKO to end an alright match. ** Stars.
The penultimate bout was the Match of the Night in my opinion pitting the Hardy Boys against Lance Cade and Trevor Murdock. The match was good as the Rednecks are getting better and I liked the selling of the injuries the Hardys received the night before at One Night Stand. The match ends when Jeff misses a Swanton Bomb and Cade covers him when Jeff put his leg up on the rope. However, Murdock pushed the leg away continuing the three cound making Cade and Murdock the new Tag team Champions. **1/2 Stars.
The Rednecks act like they didn't see Jeff's foot on the ropes when Matt begins to complain, and BAM, Cade and Murdoch knock the Hardys down with the titles after kicking Matt in the gut. Did not see that heel turn coming, not today that is.
The main event was Cena vs. Umaga vs. The Great Khali for the WWE Championship. Again they have a match where Cena must overcome the odds! Why do they do this if it is very predictable that Cena will just keep the title. Cena wins with an FU to Khali after an okay match. ** Stars.
Overall this was one of the better post Raw PPV's, but things will definitely get interesting next week when the Draft is played out in the three hour Raw. Overall I go with an 8.3 out of 10 for the episode.
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John Cena Avg Score: 8.77 Total Ratings: 277 Total Reviews: 92 Users who agree: 1 Users who disagree: 5 |
- He can't wrestle
- He's getting a push he doesn't deserve
- He's average on the mic
- He's held the title for the majority of the past two years
- His head looks like a cereal box
- His so called Chain Gang fans are a bunch of sheep who don't know good wrestling if it hit them in the rear
- He's repetitive
- His STFU subsmission is by far one of the worst subsmissions I have ever seen
- His Superman Marine gimmick is far beyong stale
So while great talent like Shelton Benjamin, Shawn Michales, and even Triple H are forced to job to a piece of crap like Cena, Cena gets all the limelight because sheep are attracted to him. PATHETIC!
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WWE SmackDown! Smackdown: Italian Style Avg Score: 8.69 Total Ratings: 16 Total Reviews: 3 |
The episode started off with what should have been an actual match between Finlay and Batista(YAWN!). Well, can you even call what your eyes just saw a match. Finlay couldn't carry the dead weight that is Batista to a decent match, and what we got was a 1/4 star match. Just terrible! And the ending, another Disqualification, WWE seems to like those.
Next we had a boring promo of Jillian trying to sing an Italian Opera. I thought Smackdown was the wrestling show, if the WWE wants to make garbage then they should keep it on Raw. And what are two of the most talented women on Smackdown doing not competing for the Women's Championship.
I swear sometimes the WWE gets things very backwards. Next on Smackdown was the 6 man Tag Team Match between the always talented Hardy Boyz and Chris Benoit versus MVP, Chavo Guerrero, and Gregory helms. The match started off slow but, what I liked about this bout was that each wrestler told a story with their moves and they actually got the suspense building till the end of the match, which saw Benoit winning by applying AN ACTUAL SUBSMISSION, not the STFU, to Helms. This match is better than anything I saw on Raw this week and since I don't care about ECW, ROH, or TNA, I'll say this is the match of the week. ** stars! Well we all knew it would happen and it did. Paul London and Bryan Kendrick lost the WWE Tag Team Titles to two guys who think punches and kicks are wrestling maneuvers, Deuce and Domino. The match started off great with London showing his talent until he messed up a Moonsault from the outside apron and hit his head on the ground, OUCH! From there the match was dominated by Deuce and Domino taking advantage of Kendrick who's partnerless. Then it happened, the fourth longest reigning Tag Team Champions lost their titles to two guys with limited talent. *1/2 stars Next match was a handicap match between Regal and Taylor vs. Kane. The match was decent but nothing special, as it started out very slow and in the end we got another messed up ending as Regal and Taylor left the arena to be counted out. * star! After some backstage lovey-dovey shenanigans between Kristal and Teddy Long, who is probably twice Kristal's age, we got the main event.
Undertaker vs. Mister Kennedy, well this match was pretty average with nothing special really which for the third time in one night ended in a crappy way. Why is the WWE so obsessed with Disqualifications and Count Outs, can't they see that those things take away from the match and interfere the quality. Finlay came in to attack Taker and DQed Kennedy initiating a beat down on the Dead Man. *1/2 stars!
All in all this Smackdown was not as good as the episodes before Wrestlemania, but this is still far better than anything you'll see wrestling wise during the week and TV show wise on Friday Night. Ghost Whisperer, Wife Swap, Nanny 911, PLEASE! Smackdown is better than all that garbage.
9.1 out of 10!
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WWE RAW Redemption Avg Score: 6.97 Total Ratings: 15 Total Reviews: 7 Users who agree: 1 Users who disagree: 1 |
The next match was the Number One Contender's bout for the WWE Title match at Backlash against the WWE CHUMP John Cena. HBK came out to his old "Sexy Boy" theme song rather than the DX one and also came out in his new red and white tights that he wore at Wrestlemania, don't ask me how I remember. The match started slow with Michaels dominating the knee and believe it or not Orton actually sold it unlike some other person I know. The match got good by the end but the finish was all screwy, and I could swear I've seen a climax like this before.(Benoit vs. Edge vs. HHH in an episode of Raw in 2004) On top of all that, this wasn't the main event, which was a mistake in my opinion. ** stars.
In the fourth match we finally got ACTUAL tag team action here on Raw and I surely do hope that the World's Greatest Tag Team are used a lot more than they currently are for they're not getting any younger. The match up was your average tag team match but it's better than any tag team fights the E has been bringing you recently. *3/4 stars. The Main Event was Shane McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley for the ECW Championship where if Shane lost he would have to shave his head bald. The match was mecifully short and ended in disqualification which is a good thing because I don't want to see another boring Lashley Match. However, I spoke to soon because when Umaga and Vince came out to beat up Bobby, McMahon made a match at Wrestlemania that nobody wants to see. Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga vs. Shane McMahon vs. Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Why does Vince have to involve himself in so many pay-per-views, last year he and Shane went up against HBK and "God" and now this. Match Rating: No Rating
Well, in the end this turned out to be a much better Raw than last week but I can't help but feel that Backlash being tri-branded is just a gimmick to try to disguise a pay-per-view that will probably come out crappy in the end. 9.5 out of 10.
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WWE SmackDown! Road to Wrestlemania Ends Avg Score: 8.51 Total Ratings: 8 Total Reviews: 2 Users who agree: 1 |
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