I found this just purusing and harassing my normal message boards:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

I thought that was kind of genuis, maybe Dr. Suess really wrote it.

With only one course this semester I have a lot of free time on my hands. That means I update all my profiles, harass the message boards, finally update my fanfiction(s) ^^;

The course is online but I have to log on 5-7 times a day, but the work is so easy so I basically just browse the internet while I'm on. And its only 4 weeks too.

In the meantime I will continue to post jokes and silly quizzes to my hearts content. Here's one that'll really get you thinking.

Hard Questions

How can you tell if bag pipes are in tune?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Can anybody think of any more?

My brother sent me this and I fell out laughing when I finished the test:

I'm supposed to be going to the show later tonight but the only thing I want to see again is Spiderman 3!!!  It's at the IMAX for $11.75 but everytime I called to see if they had any tickets left its always reserved until after 11pm!

But since its been out a few days now maybe they'll have a few tickets left, because since I allready watched it I don't want to spend 8 dollars if I can pay just 3 more for the IMAX.  But enough of that.

There's several movies I HAVE to see this year and that is:

Fantastic Four 2!!! I loved the first one

The Transformers: G4 is doing the countdown to the exact second and I'm waiting on the edge of my seat with them.

Sunshine- It came out allready but its about the sun dying out and they have to go it, farfetched but a concept I really am interested in watching.

Dreamgirls-Can't believe I haven't seen it yet.

And the last one thats coming to mind: NARUTO on the big screen.  I wonder how many times I can hear him say BELIEVE IT without suddenly tapping into my unkown chakra and destroying the whole theatre.

For the past week I've been trying to learn how to use IRC and when I finally actually get connected to a channel (Shoujo Magic) I still couldn't figure out how to actually download any manga.

What I don't understand is how is IRC is easier than a direct DL from a website.  For some manga translators they forgo it because they say its too complicated.  But all the best manga is on the IRC, and I really want to finish reading Desire Climax!!  And even when they finally do make a Http release (different scan teams) they post that all new releases are on the IRC.

I know eventually I'll be able to work it properly, but I'm getting impatient!  I'm spending more time trying to actually try to figure out how to download from IRC than I am reading actual manga. 

One of these days (hopefully tomorrow) I will be able to figure it out!!!!!!!!!!