Apparently in this 'tag' thing, you've got to say 5 random things about yourself...

so here goes:

1. I was born in Dubai

2. I broke my elbow in 2005 and had to get a 2.5inch screw put through it

3. I did gymnastics from when I was 4 until I was 14 and broke my elbow

4. I used to live in Saudi Arabia

5. I want to speak fluent French

Rules: Simple, answer the questions only in pictures. Go to photobucket and just copy and paste your pictorial answers!

1. What is you name?

2. What is your favourite food?

Pavlova!!!! especially made by my Gran

3. What is your relationship status?

4. Celebrity crush(s)?

AND

Oh yeah

5. Favourite show(s)?

AND

Duh.

6. A band you like?

7. What did you have for breakfast?

I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch

8. One thing you are wearing?

Wish McFly were with me...but nope. I'm sitting in my pj's

9. Favourite colour?

10. One word to describe yourself?

11. Your thoughts on the last person you were with?

12. Electronic thing that you love?

I was going to say iPod..but my comp's got all my music anyway..

and my phone's duff so I'm not particularly loving it at the moment.

13. Fun thing you did in the past three months?

!!!

14. Song you currently have stuck in your head?

15. How do you feel?

hyper and like dancing..

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(apparently his nickname is Soup...)

Learn Chinese In five minutes!!!
(Please read these out loud, it helps)

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Is there a fugitive here? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Nut Ding

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

You know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight - Lei lo

I was sent these jokes in an email and couldn't stop laghing so just thought I'd share them.

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?

14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

20. Two chavs jump off a building, who wins?
Society