Part 1

Had my country invaded by Gandhi

Got sucked inside a Tamagotchi and was told to save the Tamagotchi world

Became manager of Manchester United...and fell out of the premiership

Commanded a small army of eyeballs by hitting a bongo drum.

Discovered the lost treasure of El Dorodo.

Killed thousands of henchman/goons.

Picked my nose hole with both fingers at the same time.

Had an unfulfilling job stacking blocks which just dissolve when there dropped...

Got yelled at by a polygon head for being dumb.

Travelled back in time to catch monkeys

Beat up the Hulk.

Shot myself in the head to summon an otherworldly creature

Wrestled with a rock monster.

Nearly got chocked to death by a guy with doc Ock tentacles.

Saw Patrick Steward die.

Driven a buggy on a cloud.

...and Those are a few more reasons I love playing game

It has now been five days since my entry into the hall of the Mods. Still learning what all these new toys do and when to use them but I'm getting there. The senior mods have been a big help so far, seeing what you do I don't konw how you guys cope.

I would also like to say that my thirst for doing interviews again is growing. After seeing this Great Community Interview by smerlus I feel like I need to get back in the game! If anybody is interested in taking part in an interview please PM me or say so in the comments box. For those who don't know what my interviews are...Clicky!

Going back to my A-level in three days. :insert predictable apology about having less time here:

I'll end with a quote from the movie 'Step Brothers'

"When you fall asleep I'm going to fill my pillow will soap and I'm going hit you straight in the head with it!"

Bye!

Some of you guys have twigged already because of two strange looking emblums in my profile. Yes. I have been made a Mod...MUHAHAH...err I mean...Yay!

I would like to thank Bethany for contacting me with the position. The faceless/names group of people that were insane enough to pick the shotgun wielding manic as Mod. You guy for being the great guys and gal that you are . And of course I'd like to thank the academy

Well, now that I've become a Mod it's time for me to get serious...

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Nah!

Who wants lottery tickets!

According to Play.com, Amazon, GameFAQs and Game.co.uk the Ps3 version of Rock Band will be out the 12th of September in the UK. So far I'm kind of torn between whether this is true or not, and here why...

For:

1. There are several sited with the same release date information.

2. PAX would be the perfect place for Harmonix to announce a release date.

3. Play.com updated the Rock Band PS3 page yesterday to offer the same price as the 360 version (£99.99 for Instruments, £39 for game) and they did not change the date in the process.

4. Rock Band was announced for Sweden, Spain, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg two weeks before it was released, giving hope for this.

Against:

1. Leipzig would have been even more perfect to announce a date.

2. While Harmonix's have released date information late before (still haven't announced what RB2 free download song are) two weeks before it's out is cutting it close, despite my earlier point.

3. GAME.co.uk don't have the instruments for order yet, which mean it my be a guess or they have copied another site.

So what do you guys think? Yes or no?

I promise a less serious blog next time

Ridden on the back of a giant flying chicken

Had my life saved by Donald Duck

Bought a house off a raccoon in a business suit

Played Freebird in front of a roaring crowd

Rolled entire countries into a giant sticky ball

Wielded swords bigger than my own body

Come back to life several hundred (Thousand?) times

Had many different types of glorious spiky hair!

Become a defence attorney whose objections can be heard a mile away.

Assembled an army of powerful, yet cute creatures

Been flying around space with my arms spread out

Robbed a bank with a giant robot

Impressed a girl by fighting bulls

Crashed over 100 expensive sports cars

Become a surgeon who can slow down time

Beat up a boxing Kangaroo

Been mistaken for a demon chicken

...and those are just a few of the reasons I love playing games