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  • person: Jonas Brothers

    The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

    Anyway, I like the Jonas Brothers because they are so hot and they have the best hairdos ever! I like their songs and I like their faces! I would never wash my hand if one of the Jonas Brothers touched my hand! They are also so talented! They have the best voices in the planet! And.. um.. did I mention they are hot! OMG, I would like so totally date one! and look at their hairdos! I dream of them flying in through the window and singing a song about me! Yay! OMG! I think I'm going to pass out just thinking about them!

    (Disclaimer: SpongeSebastian was seriously dared by someone at the SpongeBob forums to write this review. Never in a million years would he ever write a possitive review for these guys. And Sebastian is also very straight and does not think the Jonas Brothers are hot)

    10
    09/28/2008 11:30am | report abuse
  • show: Avatar: The Last Airbender

    episode: Sozin's Comet Part 4: Avatar Aang

    The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

    This legendary show at long last wraps itself up with the greatest conclusion that will leave you in tears (hyperbole) not because the show is over but because the ending was so perfect. And I think the show deserved a happy ending with no catches because "Avatar" isn't one of those dumb overrated action shows that you'd find on channels such as Cartoon Network. Avatar is a show meant to appeal to all audiences. I also like the message this episode was trying to give: violence (killing people) is never the best solution. You'd expect Avatar to do the usual and finish off the Fire Lord, but this isn't that kind of show that takes violence to the extreme. I haven't seen every episode of Avatar but I've been a casual viewer so I understood the gyst of what's going on. But this is what made me fall in love with the show. Everyone is at peace. Aang and Zuko, who used to be complete enemies, are now best friends. All in all, I think this show sends a good message to its younger audience and has a plotline so brilliant, you'd wonder how the human's brain is capable of writing so much. I have no choice but to rate it 10.0

    10
    07/20/2008 12:52am | report abuse
  • show: SpongeBob SquarePants

    episode: Atlantis SquarePantis

    The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

    Way better than I expected. Wasn't a disappointment at all. Sure, some people may find it a little babyish, but I thought it was quite clevor. The Atlantis part was very creative, cute, and had a wonderful plot. I loved the musical segments with the characters, especially when Sandy was in that arcade game along with some of the 3d animation. I was actually like "Wow" after I saw it. I was expecting it to be just like the other episodes, just with a bigger length. I was proven wrong. The writers definetely made sure that if this was going to be SpongeBob's 1st-ever TV Movie, it was going to be the best.

    I recommend this episode to anyone, even those who hate SpongeBob. At least, watch it and give your opinion.

    10
    11/12/2007 8:11pm | report abuse
  • show: SpongeBob SquarePants

    episode: Fungus Among Us / Le Big Switch

    The Bottom Line: "Superb"

    Fungus Among Us:
    A rather cute episode. I like how it wasn't trying to be outragiously funny. Sometimes the simpliest types of humor are what make up the classics. A great performance by Gary and some great points like SpongeBob being taken away by the SWAT and HAZMAT divisions.

    Le Big Switch:
    I enjoyed this episode a lot as well. It is why a classified this review as "clevorly plotted". It is also "exactly why I watch this series". I like the uses of French chefs and fancy restaurants. Even though all episodes are short, this was a good eleven-minute time usage. The End.

    9.1
    09/29/2007 10:31pm | report abuse
  • show: SpongeBob SquarePants

    episode: To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward

    The Bottom Line: "Great"

    "To Love a Patty" had some good parts, but it some parts were just boring. It begins with SpongeBob making multiple Krabby Patties (and seperating them by gender) and, of course, falls in love with a female one. But things were just suffering at some points.

    The writers were probably trying to prove that SpongeBob wasn't gay but wasn't in need for a real girlfriend. It kind of gave a point to the viewers that SpongeBob was that kind of kid who is so innocent, his only true love is for food.

    Anyway, I loved SpongeBob's singing. It was kinda funny how he was singing, "Oh, ba-a-aby!" But after that, the plot started to get too crazy. But, the animation was good. At some points, it actually looked like season 3's animation. Especially Mr. Krabs.

    To wrap things up, it was a decent episode, but with some kinks.

    8.1
    07/26/2007 10:56pm | report abuse
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