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  • 5.0
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    member since: 06/04/05

    The Bottom Line: "Mediocre"

    A Review by "HelloStuart," Amateur Critic and Loquacious Mime

    For the first time in almost six years, our beloved show is going live on a day of the week other than Saturday. For some this will be a treat, as the election has given SNL some positive publicity, but it's more of a strategy to nab some of the limelight that "The Daily Show" hogs this time of year. SNL has a mixed history of doing live broadcasts outside of its normal boundaries; than again, SNL has a mixed history of everything, so why should I even weigh this factor? (Given the unusual circumstances, I will forgo my trademark sketch-by-sketch analysis.)

    The half-hour began with the inevitable parody of Tuesday's town hall debate at Belmont University, where Tom Brokaw (Chris Parnell again) has set extremely tight time limits on the candidates' responses. Senator McCain (DH) flavored all his responses by promising bipartisanship and admitting to abusing the trust of his fellow senators, from totaling Trent Lott's car to destroying Liddy Dole's credit rating. Senator Obama's replies are a bit more non-sequitorial, from (almost) sharing an alien abduction experience to acknowledging his best friend, '60s radical Bill Ayers. The growing monotony of topical satire was shook up a bit by the presence of Bill Murray, who lamented his beloved Chicago Cubs choking in the first round of the playoffs while simultaneously promoting a movie and hoping everyone forgets about his pending and nasty divorce. In the end, this debate sketch was more of a grab bag than the first two; the writers still haven't found a way to take on Obama, and I'm slowly losing favor with Fred's flat, Al Michaels-esque imitation of the Illinois senator. On the other hand, Darrell's McCain impression is flat-out delirious.

    The debate sketch gave way to Weekend Update, which consumed the remainder of the half-hour. Let me start off by saying that Amy looks absolutely glowing, as that is the only kind thing you can say about a pregnant woman's physical appearance. The one-liners themselves focused mostly on the American financial crisis and grumblings of a second great depression. "On the other hand," Seth Meyers quipped, "(I'm) looking forward to homeless people in fedoras." Where the usual Update zingers were there, the guest commentaries died their usual, painful death; financial expert Oscar Rogers (KT) spent the better part of three minutes emphasizing the words "fix" and "now" like somebody who knows the economy is in the dumpster but never reads a newspaper, while a song by Hall & Oates (FA, WF) had a hokey, slapped-together feel. These missteps were almost eradicated by an instant-classic "Really?!" segment where Seth and Amy discussed the controversial and poorly-timed AIG retreat… almost.

    In the end, this first of three prime-time specials was a wildly uneven affair. Part of this might've been attributed to creative burnout following four straight weeks of live shows, but you also argue that the cast and writers were phoning this in since these specials never get repeated anyway. Considering that Weekend Update Thursday aired after a pretty good episode of "The Office," this was a letdown.

    This Coming Saturday: A repeat of last month's Michael Phelps debacle. Maybe I'll read a book instead.

    Next Saturday: Josh Brolin (of "Goonies" and "W" fame) hosts with musical guest Adele.

    Questions or comments? Send Stu a PM, or e-mail him at sma17kc@aim.com.

    10/10/2008 6:26am | report abuse
  • 6.0
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    member since: 05/17/05

    The Bottom Line: "Fair"

    Having watched the entire series I was so hoping that Melrose wouldn't win. Sure she was beautiful and carried herself well in front of the judges - but the way she interacted with the other models just wasn't right. While the footage may have been purposely bad to show Melrose as being not so nice, the fact remains that she did still act - childish sometimes - such as when CariDee accidently tore her dress.

    Caridee was a well-rounded girl who looked beautiful in her photos and acted fairly 'normal' away from the glitz. I mean, any model that can put her foot in her mouth and still win - must be something special.

    10/10/2008 4:27am | report abuse
  • 6.0
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    member since: 09/18/05

    The Bottom Line: "Fair"

    Okay, so I have to ask - are the denizens of Miami's beach party scene really so self-involved that not one would assist someone on fire, but merely stand there doing nothing but looking appalled? I think I'd be insulted by that.

    We didn't get into the colour of the day til a little later, since of course the beach party motif requires dressing in all white (after Labout Day?? How shocking!) but they're rerunning the green theme, with touches of yellow thrown in just for a little variety. Calleigh's tendency to wear high heels at the sandy beach still leaves me bemused, however.

    Though the summary of the story appeared to seem timely, considering the world's gas woes, it's rather misleading, and I found it rather uninteresting. Calleigh's being a ditz, letting Wolfe find the key piece of evidence from the burned Escalade, and the new ME - is it me, or does she seem a little young for the part? I spent the first half of the ep watching it upside down from the floor while I played with my dog, and couldn't be bothered to watch it over again.

    H's little dramatic reveal at the end was rather cool, I will admit - probably the best part of the episode.

    10/08/2008 3:29pm | report abuse

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  • member since: 08/27/05

    Occasionally

    I hope everyone is having a good weekend. It has been just lovely around here for the last couple days. I got my deck all waterproofed yesterday. Mother Nature decided that I couldn't do it first thing in the morning; it got all dewy overnight so I had to wait for the deck to dry out. This was alright because it gave me time to do a few other things around the house, I still need to get more stuff done but I have two more days so I don't need to rush.



    OK I think its official that someone needs to stop me. I started rewatching The Dead Zone yesterday, which led me to another big round of submissions. David Ogden Stiers (Rev. Gene Purdy), John L. Adams (Bruce Lewis) and Chris Bruno (Sheriff Walt Bannerman) have all been added to my not so little group over to the right. I'm starting to wonder how much longer it will be till I have 50 people over there. The submitting has also caused me to move up another level.

    I had kind of forgotten how much I enjoyed the early seasons of the show. I watched through season 5, but then I gave up on it. So are there any fans out there that can tell me it if it's worth watching the final season.




    WARNING...DO NOT LEAVE ALCOHOL NEAR YOUR PUMPKINS!





    Hugs & Cookies,
    Greta


    Posted 10/11/2008 4:13pm | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    I'm comming home

    I'm comin' home, I've done my time
    Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine
    If you received my letter telin' you I'd soon be free
    Then you'll know just what to do if you still want me
    If you still want me

    CHORUS:

    Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree
    It's been three long years
    Do you still want me?
    If I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree
    I'll stay on the bus
    Forget about us
    Put the blame on me
    If I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree

    Bus driver, please look for me
    'Cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see
    I'm really still in prison, and my love she holds the key
    A simple yellow ribbon's what I need to set me free
    I wrote and told her please:

    REPEAT CHORUS

    Now the whole damn bus is cheering
    And I can't believe I see
    A hundred yellow ribbons 'round the old oak tree
    I'm comin' home

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    Posted 10/11/2008 2:30pm | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    My current thoughts

    Okay, so this morning I had a Sergeant chasing me all over town - a figure of speech. He called my house, then came around - spoke to my back neighbour who went crook at my mum because he asked her about me , and this is the neighbour I don't have anything to deal with because she once threatened to kill my cats if they ever went into her yard - then my brothers, my parents and then finally left a message on my shop's answering machine to call. Firstly, at 26 I believe that my busines is just that - mine and that he shouldn't have even involved my parents or brothers. Of course he was meant to ring me about 12 mid-day - didn't - so I called the station to say that I was free to talk - he said it wasn't good for him and that he would call back in 2 minutes.....20 MINUTES later (very long 2 minutes) he calls back.

    He was meant to mediate - but it came across as ...we think the officer thought he was doing the right thing at the time...No - I'm sorry that you got upset, that wasn't his intention ....just the police officer this and the police officer that - whose name I still don't know. When someone says they are trying to mediate/resolve a situation I believe that they will at least try. I do believe there were many better ways the officer could have dealt with the situation on Thursday - he may not have been entirely wrong - but it has meant that I can no longer believe what I was told as a child. You know when you're in kindy and reception when they come to the school and tell you that you can always trust a police officer and that they will do all they can to help - bunch of bloody lies as far as I am concerned. The sergeant couldn't understand why I was upset - oh he may have made a passing comment saying that he did understand, but is he a woman? no. Was he on the receiving end? no. Does he give a **** my opinion in no. He wanted it all to go away and the officer to go on the way he was. I've worked with high school kids for years and have always told them to be respectful of the police because I felt they deserved the respect. I have never broken the law - for goodness sake I turned over information on my own brother to them. I got guilty the other week when I though I had short-changed the guys at the Noodle Canteen by $2 and had to go back the next day and check (they couldn't remember and weren't worried because I am a good customer, but I put it in their tips - just so I felt better). See, I have a very good conscious. High school kids were always telling me how they hated the police and I honestly told them I couldn't understand why - well once wronged or accused of something you didn't do - I understand how it all probably started...something small. But how small of an event is it when I cried myself to sleep over it on Thursday and Friday night.

    The sergeant also said that I wasn't in trouble for being told to leave the station - but if I wasn't in trouble then why did I have to leave? Normally people are not removed from a building - unless they do something WRONG! He said the officer was difussing the situation - I say he allowed the woman to take control of the situation. You can't demand someone leave just because she says so - he should have took charge and warned her to quieten down. Well in the end, after the sergeant had defended his officer's action about 3 times - you know we deal with people...situations like these...when emotions...etc etc - just bloody excuses. I wasn't looking for an "I was wrong." but a "I'm sorry you were upset, it wasn't what the officer intended at the time. The reason he thought it was the right thing to do was...."

    So I can't respect police officers now because I never know if they will go with the truth - or just a version of the truth. There is a different. I want to believe that I can trust them - but having had this experience I just can't. I'll always be wary if the police will just back each other up. I know the police have an important role to play and I honestly believe most - nearly all do the right thing. But has our society really gotten to the point when "I'm sorry" is just to hard to say? Police should always set the example and mediators should be neutral in a situation - working in the same station is hardly neutral - that's like a principal reprimanding a teacher - it's not exactly neutral. After I hung up on him (I couldn't sit through reasons/excuses again) I had another cry for about 1 1/2 hours - I was upset that I still felt like a criminal when I had done nothing wrong in the first or second place). People don't get that upset when they aren't really hurt about what happened and what came across as a half-hearted attempt by the police to resolve it doesn't make me feel any better.

    Whatever the case I stood up for being (in my opinion) being treated unfairly and disrespectfully. The police would probably disagree - which is their right, but I am entitled to my own opinion. I'm certainly not going to go out and break the law - I still respect that laws are in place for a reason, but I won't be going out of my way to assist the police or to seek their helpif I don't have to. Like I said to my mum - I won't be even stepping foot in the station again. Sorry to have a rant, but I feel better now.

    Much love, History

    PS: It said it had to censor a word but I have no idea which one since I didn't swear - weird.

    Posted 10/10/2008 10:22pm | views: 16,083
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