Poop was raining from the ceiling! (plus Heath Ledger)
Okay, not really. But I did have a relatively major plumbing disaster at my house last weekend. On Sunday, I was trying to shut off the water supply to an upstairs toilet, but the knob wouldn't turn. So, genius that I am, I decided to take a nice big pair of pliers to it and force the damn thing. Of course, the knob came right off, and water sprayed into my face at a full 80 psi. Thankfully, it was clean water, but pretty soon the entire bathroom was flooded. My housemates weren't home, so I had to rush down to the basement and shut off the main water supply to the entire house. In the meantime, enough water had sprayed out to flood the bathroom with about a half inch of water, which was slowly but surely draining through a seam in the floor and through the ceiling of the hallway downstairs. I had to run around finding all the buckets, tubs and pots I could to catch water, then go back upstairs and bail/ladle/mop up the standing water. Throughout this whole ordeal, I was thinking to myself how cartoonish and slapstick this would look to an outside observer. It's one of those things that's funny as long as it isn't happening to you. Strangely, thinking about this just made me laugh. Luckily, no one else was around to hear me and stare at me like I was crazy.
Two days later, things have settled down somewhat. We borrowed an industrial-grade fan from a friend and got the bathroom dried up pretty quickly, and the damage to the hallway ceiling seems to be minor and easily fixed with a little patching. Whew, I'm feeling a little exhausted just writing about the whole ordeal. But I did manage to still finish and turn in my answers for Insane Office Trivia before the deadline that same day, so (in the words of Kevin), yeah, I'm pretty good
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On a completely different note, I find myself strangely affected by Heath Ledger's death. For some reason I'm genuinely saddened by it, even though he wasn't a favorite actor of mine and I don't usually give a hoot when famous people die. I guess it's because he was so young, and didn't have a reputation for abusing drugs a la River Phoenix. But yeah, I was as surprised by my own reaction to the news as I was by the story itself. Hmmm...
Posted by b_zhulander, 01/22/2008 11:00pm
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Two days later, things have settled down somewhat. We borrowed an industrial-grade fan from a friend and got the bathroom dried up pretty quickly, and the damage to the hallway ceiling seems to be minor and easily fixed with a little patching. Whew, I'm feeling a little exhausted just writing about the whole ordeal. But I did manage to still finish and turn in my answers for Insane Office Trivia before the deadline that same day, so (in the words of Kevin), yeah, I'm pretty good
On a completely different note, I find myself strangely affected by Heath Ledger's death. For some reason I'm genuinely saddened by it, even though he wasn't a favorite actor of mine and I don't usually give a hoot when famous people die. I guess it's because he was so young, and didn't have a reputation for abusing drugs a la River Phoenix. But yeah, I was as surprised by my own reaction to the news as I was by the story itself. Hmmm...
So weird...

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After a season and a half of increasingly zany, silly and vapid humor, Scrubs finally seems to be on the mend. This season premiere had smarter jokes, original character development, and more realistic drama, a formula that made Scrubs a great show in the first place. It is apparent that Bill Lawrence and the writing staff have taken recent criticisms to heart, abandoning the wildly surreal humor of the past season for a smarter, wittier (though still silly) approach.
J.D. finally appears to be maturing, a line of character development that's been long overdue. After all, how many lessons can he learn each episode before they finally stick? His final realization about the nature of his relationship with Kim was starkly honest and felt more genuine than the many shallow "life lessons" from last season. With this, the episode struck a good balance between comedy and drama.
Of course, the show still has a ways to go. Dr. Cox hasn't quite made his way back from irrelevance yet, and his little "WhoCareseys Award" monologue about all the whiny people at Sacred Heart (which wasn't even a monologue because it was almost entirely J.D.'s fantasy) lacked the deliciously biting wit of previous legendary Cox rants. Much to my dismay, Keith is still very much in the picture, although it was gratifying to see Elliot finally kick him to the curb and end one of the most unrealistic and ridiculous relationships the show has ever seen.
Overall, the episode seems to have built a solid foundation for what could be a wonderful final season. The certainty of this being Scrubs' last season could be a blessing in disguise, as the writers won't be playing quite so fast and loose with the over-the-top zaniness anymore. This season will be important in establishing Scrubs' legacy. It can either go down in history as a once-brilliant series that somehow collapsed in on itself in a hail of absurdity and throwaway jokes, or it can go out on top as a show that returned to its roots and showed that touching drama and smart comedy can combine to form a great and unique series.
Some favorite moments from the episode:
"Keith? Wait, I was already surprised out loud..."
Infanticidal panda bears. "Stupid nature!"
"Pig-whore read/Reid"
"Ghan-diddy"
and of course, J.D.'s closing monologue.
Also, I am immeasurably glad that the J.D./Elliot almost-kiss never developed into anything. Seasons 3 and 4 very thoroughly killed any remaining possibility of romance between those two. To redevelop that story line a fourth time would have been a disaster.
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J.D. finally appears to be maturing, a line of character development that's been long overdue. After all, how many lessons can he learn each episode before they finally stick? His final realization about the nature of his relationship with Kim was starkly honest and felt more genuine than the many shallow "life lessons" from last season. With this, the episode struck a good balance between comedy and drama.
Of course, the show still has a ways to go. Dr. Cox hasn't quite made his way back from irrelevance yet, and his little "WhoCareseys Award" monologue about all the whiny people at Sacred Heart (which wasn't even a monologue because it was almost entirely J.D.'s fantasy) lacked the deliciously biting wit of previous legendary Cox rants. Much to my dismay, Keith is still very much in the picture, although it was gratifying to see Elliot finally kick him to the curb and end one of the most unrealistic and ridiculous relationships the show has ever seen.
Overall, the episode seems to have built a solid foundation for what could be a wonderful final season. The certainty of this being Scrubs' last season could be a blessing in disguise, as the writers won't be playing quite so fast and loose with the over-the-top zaniness anymore. This season will be important in establishing Scrubs' legacy. It can either go down in history as a once-brilliant series that somehow collapsed in on itself in a hail of absurdity and throwaway jokes, or it can go out on top as a show that returned to its roots and showed that touching drama and smart comedy can combine to form a great and unique series.
Some favorite moments from the episode:
"Keith? Wait, I was already surprised out loud..."
Infanticidal panda bears. "Stupid nature!"
"Pig-whore read/Reid"
"Ghan-diddy"
and of course, J.D.'s closing monologue.
Also, I am immeasurably glad that the J.D./Elliot almost-kiss never developed into anything. Seasons 3 and 4 very thoroughly killed any remaining possibility of romance between those two. To redevelop that story line a fourth time would have been a disaster.
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As a loyal fan of the first four seasons, I find it difficult to give this show an overall negative review. However, given the tremendous downturn in the show's quality over the last 1.5 seasons, I cannot rate it as the near-perfection it would otherwise deserve.
Scrubs is not the show it once was. One by one, the foundations that made seasons 1-4 great have eroded. Foremost is the character of Dr. Cox. Once a brilliantly sarcastic wiseass who managed to fit pearls of wisdom into his now-legendary rants, Cox has been neutered in season 6 to the point of being a sideshow. His rants are few and far between, and often take the form of annoying interjections that have little to do with the rest of the storyline. Zaniness and shallow sentimentality have become Scrubs' MO, at the expense of smart sarcastic wit and truly touching moments of drama resulting from good character development.
In episode 17 of season 4 (My Life in Four Cameras), the show goes into an extended parody of typical fixed-camera sitcoms. Everything, from the unnaturally bright lighting to the barrage of lame one-liners, smacks of conventional situational comedy. Trouble is, season 6 has adopted the same look and feel, but this time it's no parody. Scrubs has sunken to the point of embodying everything it once ridiculed. To turn a once-great show into the butt of its own joke is a sadly ironic twist.
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Scrubs is not the show it once was. One by one, the foundations that made seasons 1-4 great have eroded. Foremost is the character of Dr. Cox. Once a brilliantly sarcastic wiseass who managed to fit pearls of wisdom into his now-legendary rants, Cox has been neutered in season 6 to the point of being a sideshow. His rants are few and far between, and often take the form of annoying interjections that have little to do with the rest of the storyline. Zaniness and shallow sentimentality have become Scrubs' MO, at the expense of smart sarcastic wit and truly touching moments of drama resulting from good character development.
In episode 17 of season 4 (My Life in Four Cameras), the show goes into an extended parody of typical fixed-camera sitcoms. Everything, from the unnaturally bright lighting to the barrage of lame one-liners, smacks of conventional situational comedy. Trouble is, season 6 has adopted the same look and feel, but this time it's no parody. Scrubs has sunken to the point of embodying everything it once ridiculed. To turn a once-great show into the butt of its own joke is a sadly ironic twist.
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