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Posted by c_starlights, 11/15/2005 10:19am  1 Comments
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Quantas Airline - actual 'gripe sheet' from pilots to mechanics...too funny!!

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
Posted by c_starlights, 09/16/2005 11:47am  2 Comments
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TV now-a-days...

I have a habit of memorizing quotes from tv shows or movies. Not to be a copy cat but because what ever what was said means something to me. It might be a new proverb, a message that has a special meaning or I simply love the way it sounds. I could say, "People watch too much TV now-a-days and these shows are superficial and useless!" But you know what? That's not true. There are shows out there now that are digging deeper into the souls of humanity and teach us a little something about ourselves or even beliefs that we didn't even know we had or help us open our eyes to the world around us for those who pay attention. I'm hurt and terribly upset to see that "Joan of Arcadia" has ended. That show was amazing! It had a great cast, wonderful stories and witty punch lines...so many lessons in one episode! I'm going to miss it, A LOT! You'll probably see quite a bit of quotes from the show that I'll put up. But just remember, I put them up because they mean something.
Posted by c_starlights, 09/13/2005 4:20pm  0 Comments
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