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My Premieres by cutieflutie1216

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:40:04 PDT

So here it is, the premiere dates of my shows! Check it out.

Already airing:

September 1:

September 7:

September 8:

September 18:

September 22:

September 25:

September 28:

October 1:

Not returning until 2009:
Lost
The L Word
Flight of the Conchords
Big Love

The 2008 Summer Olympics by cutieflutie1216

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:55:45 PDT

"For too long the world has failed to recognize that the Olympic Games and the Olympic Movement are about fine athletics and fine art."

Beijing, 2008

"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals."

It's that time again; the Olympic Games; when the world comes together to display the strength, determination, grace, and athleticism of the entire human race. The Opening Ceremonies were amazingly entertaining and the games themselves do not disappoint. I'd have to say the most exciting event so far, was the Men's swimming 4x100m free relay. (If you haven't seen it yet, go to nbcolympics.com) I can't wait to see end results, especially gymnastics, swimming, and basketball. Good luck to all the athletes!

Sgt. Bosco B.A. Baracus by cutieflutie1216

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:02:06 PDT

I have reached level 47 and am now an A-Teamer.

"Ten years ago, in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team."

(Also, feel free to help finish the "Guess That Face!!" game in my previous blog.)

Guess that Face!! by cutieflutie1216

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:08:59 PDT

Guess which celebrity is in the distorted picture! You can post your guess under comments, but please only submit one anwser to one picture per day, so everyone has a chance to play. Good luck!

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Lothar of the Hill People by cutieflutie1216

Wed, 28 May 2008 11:11:06 PDT

I am Lothar of the Hill People! Much have I have seen, and much have I done, for I am Lothar of the Hill People!

A nice SNL reference for level 46.

And who is it that can write their name in the snow without using their hand? Men!
My point was futile. It was like trying to tell the people not to eat monkey heads!

And back by popular demand...

Fun Stuff!

Dumb Quote of the Week:
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama 1994
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven."
- Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chr�tien
"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it."
-George W. Bush

Interesting Fact of the Week:
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
- Honeybees have hair on their eyes.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Dumb Law of the Week:
- In Virginia, it is illegal to tickle women.
- In Oklahoma, it is illegal to make "ugly faces" at dogs.
- In Iowa, it is illegal for a man with a mustache to kiss a woman in public.
- In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sing in a bathtub.

Illusion of the Week:

- A duck or a rabbit?

- All red lines are perfectly straight!

Level 45 by cutieflutie1216

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:18:46 PDT

Well here I am at level 45. An interesting refernce, the Swizzle-Bird. Gotta love the old infomercial throughback!

For those of you who don't own the revolutionary device, it is a perpetual-motion bird, filled with liquid, and sporting a stylish top hat.

TV.com is shutting down?!! by cutieflutie1216

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:25:25 PDT

Made you look.

But since you're here, you will read some of my favorite April Fool's pranks...

1. Left-Handed Whoppers!
In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whose condiments were designed to drip out of the right side. Not only did customers order the new burgers, but some specifically requested the "old", right-handed burger.

2. Spaghetti Trees!
The BBC television programme Programa ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees. They had claimed that the despised pest the spaghetti weevil had been eradicated. A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees.

3. Biblical Pi!
The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicanz for Science and Reason contained an article written by physicist Mark Boslough claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the " Biblical value" of 3.0.

4. Taco Liberty Bell!
In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country's debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell." When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.

5. Smell-O-Vision!
In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trial's success.

6. Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect!
In 1976, British astronomer Sir Patrick Moore told listeners of BBC Radio 2 that unique alignment of Jupiter and Pluto would result in an upward gravitational pull making people lighter at precisely 9:47 a.m. that day. He invited his audience to jump in the air and experience "a strange floating sensation." Dozens of listeners phoned in to say the experiment had worked.

7. The Great Iceberg!
On April 1, 1978 a barge appeared in Sydney Harbour towing a giant iceberg. Dick Smith, a local adventurer and millionaire businessman, had been loudly promoting his scheme to tow an iceberg from Antarctica for quite some time. Now he had apparently succeeded. He said that he was going to carve the berg into small ice cubes, which he would sell to the public for ten cents each. These well-traveled cubes, fresh from the pure waters of Antarctica, were promised to improve the flavor of any drink they cooled. Slowly the iceberg made its way into the harbor. Local radio stations provided excited blow-by-blow coverage of the scene. Only when the berg was well into the harbor was its secret revealed. It started to rain, and the firefighting foam and shaving cream that the berg was really made of washed away, uncovering the white plastic sheets beneath.

8. NPR!
Every year National Public Radio in the United States does an extensive news story on April 1st. These usually start off more or less reasonably, and get more and more unusual. A recent example is the story on the "iBod" a portable body control device. It also runs false sponsor mentions, such as "Support for NPR comes from the Soylent Corporation, manufacturing protein-rich food products in a variety of colors. Soylent Green is People."

9. Maryville Madness!
In 2005, the Maryville Daily Forum newspaper in Maryville, Mo., published an entirely fake front page on April 1. One story detailed a plan to drain a local lake to find the city manager's lucky golf ball. Maryville City Hall also received dozens of phone calls from citizens outraged that the city would drain the lake.

And of course, since this is TV.com:

10. South Park Spoof!
April 1st, 1998 was advertised as being the premiere of the show's second season — and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father. Fans spent weeks speculating on the father's identity, but when they tuned in to watch it they were instead treated to Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" , a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes. The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later. The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank. I was one of the fans waiting to watch the episode... and I was not too happy about the alternative!

Golden Boy by cutieflutie1216

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:02:22 PDT

And 0%, lol.

Ah, Seinfeld. But that is not the real Golden Boy. It's not even yellow! Anyway, it's a funny reference!

Jerry: Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call him Golden Boy.

Elaine: What, are you in a bad mood?
Jerry: I got my laundry back.
Elaine: Golden Boy?
Jerry: He didn't make it.
Elaine: I'm sorry.
Jerry: This is Golden Boy's son, Baby Blue.

Hi-larious!

Level 43 by cutieflutie1216

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:20:24 PDT

I reached level 43... but hopefully not for too long.
K.I.T.T... What's with the car themes?

Anyway, here's the old school:

And the new:

Level 42 by cutieflutie1216

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:35:39 PST

I finally reached level 42: General Lee.

The General Lee ws the car driven by Bo and Luke in The Dukes of Hazzard.