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    • person: Kyle Howard

      The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

      Kyle Howard is a very excellent actor, especially in Baby Geniuses (the only movie I have seen him in, unless he was the star of The Paper Bergade.) He played a kid who kept dressing according to the new phad that was out at the time. He didn't really have a big part, thoguh, but he is kinda hot! In one scene, he overhears the babies practicing mind games, and the scene is quite humurous. I must say, Kyle does a good job being hypnotized. Even though the babies don't see him, he is still under their control (he was spying through the door, watching the babies, and the babies talked about how older kids can still understand babies in their subconscience, and as they chant the phrase 'you are in my power, you will obey my commands' over and over again, they don't notice Kyle falling under their hypnotic control.) After a moment of Kyle looking disoriented, he slowly stands up, his jaw hanging down leaving his mouth ajar, his eyes have a glazed look on them, his face is basically neutral. He is standing behind the door, unbeknownst to the babies, where he was listening to them, his shoulders sagging a little, his hands hanging wearily at his sides, his legs looking like the could collapse at any moment. He is now completely under the babies'hypnotic control. The babies, who begin playing, scream out various phrases that affect Kyle, even though they do not know he's there. One baby says 'raise your arm'. Out in the hall, Kyle, still in the hypnotic trance, overhears this and subsequently raises his hand up, but he is still weary, and his arm and fingers look kind of droopy. Another baby yells 'stick out your tongue'. Kyle, still slack-jawed, lets his tongue slide out of his mouth; still holding up his hand. Another baby shouts 'now wiggle it around'. Kyle begins shaking his head, letting his tongue slide around as it hangs down. His eyes remain fixed and unblinking, his body sagging. Another baby screams 'pick your nose'. Kyle obeys and begins picking his nose. It is quite a humurous sight: Kyle is pactically hunched over in the middle of the hallway, one hand raised to the height of his head, his other hand picking his nose. He is still slowly wiggling his head and letting his tongue hang out like an animal. After about a half an hour, a lady tells Kle to 'hop to it'. It appears that Kyle can be controlled by anyone now, and, still repeating the previous actions in the forementioned pose, Kyle literally begins hopping down the hall. We are never told if Kyle is released from the babies' control, as he only makes a brief appearance in the end, and he might still be deep within a hypnotic trance in Baby Geniuses 2.
      I'm not sure how old Kyle was when he acted in this movie. Pictures of him when he is younger and he appeared in other movies put him as 15, and newer pictures where he cut his hair depict him as being 22. Pictures of him that look remarkably like his appearance in Baby Geniuses suggest that he's either preparing to or recently started college, and screencaps of him being hypnotized in Baby Geniuses 1 are found all over the internet, and the sites are mostly teen idol sites. This would mean Kyle was a teen at the time of filming, but no actual age is ever given. On average, I would assume that Kyle was about 18 or 19 when he acted in the first Baby Geniuses, and about 20 or 21 in Baby Geniuses 2. But either way, Kyle diserves his own show (if not a romantic drama on the WB, then a comedic show on FOX. Or he cold guest star in several shows on Disney Channel at least.) Nevertheless, Kyle is a great teen actor (and apparently has been acted between his youngest appearance at 14 to his present age of 22.) He hasn't been in much recently, but should definetley be in something soon!

      10
      07/13/2006 10:24pm | report abuse
    • show: Smallville

      episode: Jinx

      The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

      I like this episode because that guy with the funny name can control people's actions, even Clark's (and he uses his power to make the football players keep fumbling and tripping), which goes back to my main points that I already spoke about in reviews for Smallville episodes Cool and Spirit. Clark, the strong sexy male who is supposed to be protecting the girls, gets controlled by that guy, so much so that Chloe's life is put in danger and Clark cannot get close without using his superpowers cause the guy will just control him and make him walk away (although, I would use those powers to make Clark take off his shirt and dance for me!) And that whole thing where he's puts the kryptonite into the palm of his hand on purpose...that's like taking drugs onto the football field so he'll be weak and play like everyone else. I don't get it because when Clark is near green meteor rock, he's weaker than normal people, and on the football field he'll be falling and stumbling and grunting the whole time.) A good episode this was, my favorite episode it is not!

      10
      06/21/2006 9:16am | report abuse
    • show: Smallville

      episode: Spirit

      The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

      This episode is, like, the perfect example of what I've been saying. When a hot teenage guy has a personality change, a bodliy transformation, is immobolized, or he is under a spell, it makes the show much better because now the strong male can't protect the female, and it's cool to see what they do the solve the problems. In this episode, Clark is possessed by a dead girl (which actually makes it better than if it was a dead boy) and it's funny to see Tom Welling talking and acting like a girl. And it gets better, because you have to wonder how they're gonna solve the problem, I mean since Clark has deadly superpowers and his body is being occupied and controlled by a crazed upset prom queen (like Carrie) and he almost burns the school and kills everyone. But then, with the help of green kryptonite, the spirit flies out of his body (it's funny cause he's grunting and groaning and in such a position that it looks like he's being exorcised...which he is...but it's greatly exaggerated.) And throughout that scene, the strong sexy male is weak and sort of reverses the idea that boys are stronger than girls, cause Chloe's right behind him watching the whole thing and wondering what the heck is going on! It's one of the best episodes of alltime!

      10
      06/21/2006 9:06am | report abuse
    • show: Smallville

      episode: Redux

      The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

      I know nothing happens to Clark in this episode, but I'm willing to make an exception because of what the girl does to the other guys. Once again, the guys can't protect the girls, because this particular girl is trying to kill them. But it was such a good idea to do an episode like this, but if they had done it the opposite (a boy sucking the life out of girls) it would have been terrible cause that's like a symbolic representation of a boy taking advantage of a girl while she's alone and it destroys her life (get what I'm sayin'...?) But I love this episode, especially her hot victims. Troy, although you really didn't see anything, was so athletic and sexy, and once she kissed him (after he looked all disoriented) he turned into an old man (I wish he only aged like 5 years older, cause then he'd be like 24 and be SUPER-SEXY)! And Russel, he was so hot, and you actually saw it: his hair turned gray, his skin became wrinkled, his chin started to sag, his eyes got all dark...I wish they showed his whole body (like his hand turning old and wrinkled) but I still think he was a great teen star to put in that place (cause when a hot guy's personality, body, or conscience is altered, it makes the episode much more suspenful and exciting!)

      10
      06/21/2006 8:54am | report abuse
    • show: Smallville

      episode: Nocturne

      The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

      Again, a sexy teenage boy who seems normal (and has a hot body) is not normal at all. He's like a werewolf, except not a wolf, he just turns evil (like Jekle & Hyde). Like I've said before, when a HOT boy turns evil and betrays his normal inhabitions, it makes it THAT much more exciting to watch. (His eyes get all weird, and his voice, it was so cool...my eyes were glued to the screen.) And it was like a mystery movie (and a little creepy, but that's okay) and I love watching it all the time (cause I have the DVD!)

      10
      06/21/2006 8:42am | report abuse
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