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The Fugitive--Special Consumer Alert Edition



It was some kind of a sixth sense that told me to hold off on buying The Fugitive Season 2 Part 1 when I saw it my local retailer. I dunno what it was...DVD Spidey-sense maybe? But it was in my hand...I looked it over, somewhat happy that the set was out already...but for some reason, I put it back on the shelf...it was Gunsmoke Season 2 Part 2 that I came home with.

I tried to evaluate my strange behavior...had I forgotten a technical issue regarding the DVD that I might have read while half-asleep earlier in the week? Paul Mavis's review had pointed out no outstanding issues about the release. So why had my left hand picked up the DVD and my right hand returned it to the shelf? I rechecked Mavis's review on DVDTalk. Wait...he's now added a disclaimer link to the review...I click on it...oh my, the Fugitive fans are in one heck of an uproar!

The company that is releasing the sets has removed ALL of the music in Season 2 and replaced it with new scoring.

The only original music left is in the opening and ending credits. They didn't just trim out a pop song or two to save licensing fees. They have totally redone the soundtracks to every episode in the set. It's no longer the same show that gained the love and respect of viewers over these decades. The long wait for the DVD releases didn't pay off--now we are stuck with a first half of Season 2 that has been altered in a very unacceptable way. We showed our support by buying Season 1 (which oddly enough, kept the same music intact that was ripped away from the Season 2 release), and this is what we get.

And that's not all. In an attempt to hide the fact that all of the music was replaced, the company digitally altered the end credits of each episode:
The original end credits.
Same end credits, 2008 version.

The company thinks they have us, the consumers, the lovers of classic television, in a bad spot. In their plan, we have to buy it, regardless of what they do to it, or else they won't put out the remaining season sets of the show.

As passionate as I am regarding pure and unaltered releases, I can forgive an occasional snip, a small tweak or such for legal purposes. I'm a reasonable person. But this is totally unacceptable.

I'm taking a stand. I'm not buying such radically altered versions of classic TV shows. If the company decides to not release anymore seasons because of low sales, I don't care--I'm not buying them anyway. When they choose to release them properly, only then will I continue buying them. If we give in to their fiscal blackmail, even worse surprises are in store for us in future releases.

(Thanks goes to Stephen Bowie's Classic TV History Blog for the end credit screencaps.)
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Posted by jokipper, 06/23/2008 12:06am  14 Comments
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On the Road--with Richard Kimble


As I find the time to watch classic television shows from start to finish, I also find the time to analyze the episodes from different angles. What's being presented on the screen doesn't always tell the whole story; there are a lot of things implied and a lot of things unmentioned, and conclusions can be imagined that make sense from a certain perspective but may or may not be intended by the shows' creators. It's possible to not accept everything presented at face value...I like imagine that many creators have very fertile and devious imaginations of their own and that they do things that not every viewer will catch without a bit of reflective thought. Of course, looking around the corners as I watch a series is just a side-hobby of mine, and not to be taken too seriously.

I've now watched the first half of Season 1 of The Fugitive. I hadn't seen any of the episodes for many years. I wasn't disappointed as I watched these...most of the episodes were very good and very entertaining. The show is one of the truly great series of its time. And naturally, I have a few observations about the series so far.

Where is the pilot?
From the first episode, we are thrown right onto The Road with Richard Kimble. I understand why pilots might be kept buried out of respect to a show's continuity...there are often major changes forced by the network after buying a show's pilot. But The Fugitive's origin story is critical for this series, so why couldn't they have reshot it? The opening intro serves to explain the backstory of what happened, but it really deserves its own episode. Parts of the pilot were obviously used in episode 15, "Home is the Hunted", which only made me wish to see it in its entirety. I'm also disappointed that the pilot was left off of the DVD set.

Exactly who is this Narrator?
Without the pilot episode, we are forced to accept the words of the narrator as truth. But who is this omniscient narrator and how does he know everything? Can we be sure that the narrator knows the truth to begin with? Does the narrator have his own agenda?

What have I learned from watching David Lynch's movies?
I've learned that what we see on the screen is often only what the character thinks is happening, and it might have little basis in reality. Without the pilot episode, we have no real proof that Kimble didn't kill his wife. We have only Kimble and the narrator's words to go upon, and perhaps the narrator is the voice in Kimble's mind as he justifies his past and present actions. Lt. Gerard seems to be a very capable detective and a man of the law...surely there was evidence of the killer and Gerard found it. The "one-armed man" can certainly be an invention of Kimble's mind that even Kimble believes at times.

Where is this man with one arm?
Apparently, Kimble believes he is everywhere. One of the main reasons for Kimble's traveling about the country is to find the one-armed man. There seems to be no logical source for clues as he does this; after the Second World War and the Korean War, I'm sure that anywhere he went he might find a person with one arm. In some episodes, the one-armed man is hardly in Kimble's thoughts at all. In "Ticket to Alaska", Kimble seems to have given up on this snipe hunt, and is enjoying a nice cruise in the name of making big money up north.

Is Kimble really a doctor?
We have no actual proof of this either. He certainly has a basic knowledge of medicine, but perhaps the story he often tells about just being a Korean War combat medic is the real truth. In "Home is the Hunted", he returns to see his family; his brother is an underachiever and envious that Richard is the apple of their dad's eyes. Is all of this part of Kimble's delusions? Is it Richard that is really the black sheep of the family and he only imagines that he is a real doctor?

Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!
Okay, even if he's telling the truth about all of this, he's still going to prison for the rest of his natural life even if declared innocent of killing his wife. His rap sheet grows with every episode. Resisting arrest, assault, assaulting officers of the law, hit and run, theft, blackmail, driving without a license...just to name a few I've noted so far.

Where's the kid with the banjo?
In "The Other Side of the Mountain", Kimble finds himself caught up in some hillbilly monkey-business. We learn that future Marine DI Vince Carter has a few family secrets that would shame even Gomer Pyle. I suspect these West Virginians are even related to Amos "Grampa" McCoy in some way, but he doesn't want to talk about them either.


Can I meet director Andrew McCullough?
He was an amazing director. He took the most potentially dark episodes, filled them with absurd characters, and made them over-the-top black comedies that are thoroughly entertaining and palatable. Script-wise, it seems that "See Hollywood and Die" would be a totally unwatchable episode--two mad killers, a dead old man, a dead sheriff, a kid threatened, and a woman taken hostage with nothing but rape and death to look forward to. But McCullough has a strange talent of bringing the whole thing to such an unbelievable level that it's a lot of fun to watch (he did the same thing with the equally absurd "Vincent 'Mad Dog' Coli" episode in Season 1 of The Untouchables). Even when his scenes aren't trailing off into neo-realist territory, McCullough stills adds strange touches that defy being categorized. I can only imagine the screen-directions he was giving to Brenda Vaccaro to entice her to pick her nose during one of the driving scenes.


Is the frog the key to understanding it all?
In the early episodes, the opening intro (just after the train wreck) features a frog before we see Kimble making his escape through the swamp. Then, the frog is gone in later episodes. Then, it comes back. I'll let you know when I come up with the meaning of all this.


Thanks for reading, my friends! Enjoy Spring, but watch out for twisters and snakes.
Category: TV
Posted by jokipper, 05/28/2008 11:43pm  14 Comments
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Level 42--General Lee


Before I move off of this level, I'll take the opportunity to write a few words about the South's most enduring icon. Robert Edward Lee (1807-1870) remains a hero to many in the South, a symbol of loyalty and complete devotion. Throughout his life, this humble man rose to the top of every circumstance, and no weight was too much for him to carry on his shoulders. After graduating (second in his class) from West Point Military Academy in 1829, Lee served in the US Army, fighting in the US-Mexican War in 1847. From 1852 to 1855, he served as the superintendent at West Point, until called back to active duty, which included commanding the forces which terminated the John Brown raid at Harpers Ferry in 1859. He served as commander of the Army of Northern Virgina, the Confederacy's most important army during the War Between the States, and finished out his years as President of Washington College (now called Washington and Lee University).

Lee was the son of Henry "Light Horse Harry" Lee III, a Revolutionary War hero and governor of Virginia. Lee married Mary Anna Randolph Custis, the great-granddaughter of Martha Washington.

Lee is certainly best remembered for his brilliance in the War of Northern Agression. Union general after Union general fell after matching up against Lee--McClellan, Pope, Burnside, Hooker...and it took Grant over 10 months and an overwhelming army to bring an ending to the Lost Cause. It's almost impossible to believe that the under-equipped and under-manned South could have held out in a war against the total might of the Federal government for so many years, but it did, partly because of the strategies and tactics of Lee.

Prior to his troops' invasion of Pennsylvania in 1863 (which culminated in the Battle of Gettysburg), Lee issued General Order No. 72 to his generals, which forbade the seizure, theft, or destruction of private property in enemy territory, and that anything taken must be authorized and paid for. Compare this requested conduct of troops in areas of enemy civilian populations to the scorched-earth policies of Yankee invasions of Southern territory, such as General Sherman's sacking and destruction of Georgia. This, in itself, tells a lot about Robert E. Lee: "I cannot hope that Heaven will prosper our cause when we are violating its laws. I shall, therefore, carry on the war in Pennsylvania without offending the sanctions of a high civilization and of Christianity."



To the amusement and perhaps disbelief of the rest of the country, Arkansas (along with several other states) officially recognizes Robert E. Lee's birthday on the third Monday of January. The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette always runs a full page editorial about Lee every year, written by editor Paul Greenberg, Pulitzer Prize winner. The biggest controversy is that Lee's birthday happens to fall on the same day that Martin Luther King's birthday is recognized, and both are celebrated on the same day. I should point out that Lee's birthday was officially signed into law in 1947, long before any such ironic controversy existed.

Most of the country will never understand why we continue to honor Robert E. Lee. His core beliefs and the ways he undertook to reinforce them are things that require a bit of study and thought. Mostly, Lee was a patriot, both in his heritage and his commitment. He saw the Union in the same way that the original Founding Fathers saw it...as a confederation, with the right of every state to seek the destinies of their own choosing. Lee was loyal to his own country, the State of Virginia, and would live or die with it. I think it's a quality that will never be understood by most people, especially in this era of revisionism and intolerance.

Robert E. Lee's farewell address to the troops in 1865:
After four years of arduous service marked by unsurpassed courage and fortitude, the Army of Northern Virginia has been compelled to yield to overwhelming numbers and resources.

I need not tell the brave survivors of some many hard fought battles who have remained steadfast to the last that I have consented to this result from no distrust of them.

But feeling that valor and devotion could accomplish nothing that could compensate for the loss that must have attended the continuance of the contest, I determined to avoid the useless sacrifice of those whose past services have endeared them to their countrymen.

By the terms of the agreement, officers and men can return to their homes and remain until exchanged. You will take with you the satisfaction that proceeds from a consciousness of duty faithfully performed; and I earnestly pray that a Merciful God will extend to you His blessings and protection.

With an unceasing admiration of your constancy and devotion to your Country, and a grateful remembrance of your kind and generous consideration for myself, I bid you all an affectionate farewell.

R.E. Lee Genl
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Posted by jokipper, 03/07/2008 6:25pm  6 Comments
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Vic Morrow--Director



It's a common viewing experience to see talented actors here and there, and then wonder why their careers stalled just when they were seemingly poised to keep climbing the ladder of success. Hollywood is a fickle, political monster, and for every Clint Eastwood there must be a hundred just-as-talented people who are slipped into obscurity. One can ponder the issue when it comes to Vic Morrow's acting career, but even more puzzling is the subject of Morrow as director. In my opinion, Morrow was an amazing and gifted director, one who had a lot of unusual ideas and took a lot of chances when bringing a script to life.

Vic Morrow got his start by directing 6 episodes of Combat!. As an Emmy-nominated star of a hit TV series, he had enough pull to get the opportunity, starting with Season Two's "The Pillbox". It was a taut, insightful episode that required a delicate touch by the director to keep it from spiraling down to cliche melodrama. Morrow pulled it off, and in such a way that his career as a director was established and guaranteed. By the time that Season Four's two-part "Hills are for Heroes" came around, Morrow was able to do anything he wanted from the director's chair, and the result was spectacular.

"Hills are for Heroes" may be the best episode of any television show from the 1960s that I have ever seen.

The episode plot is deceptively simple: the platoon must clear a road by destroying two German bunkers on high ground that overlook the area. Unfortunately, the platoon has no support--no artillery, no air cover, no armor--it's basically a knock-out-the-bunkers-with-what-you-got suicide mission. Lt.Hanley must follow his orders to take out the Germans, and attack after attack, the platoon is whittled away as soldiers are left dead on the open, steep approaches to the bunkers. Every star shines in this episode as their characters face an almost certain death as they are forced to perform their duties as soldiers. The script was written by the gifted Gene L. Coon, and Vic Morrow took it to another level with his own talent as a director.
This simple closeup is actually a three-shot, with two other characters interacting in the background. Morrow used a lot of deep-focus techniques that pushed the technological limits of his cameras.

Most hour-long TV episodes had a five day shooting schedule. As a two-parter, the expected shooting schedule would have been 10-12 days. Accounts differ, but the actual time used to shoot this episode was between 18-20 days. Morrow also used up to five cameras for some scenes, an unlikely practice for a TV show at that time. Basically, Morrow handled the production like it was a feature film, despite the worries and pressures from the budget-minded producers. Morrow had his way in every aspect of making this episode.
Wide-angle shots like this were rarely used on TV except as a master for scenes' opening set-ups. Morrow used a lot of these wide-shot scenes, as if he was making a feature film.

Most directors learn their techniques by working their way up through the ranks. When a person becomes an assistant director, they usually film second-unit scenes in a conservative way. They seem to get in a habit of not taking risks that often carries over into their careers as directors. In contrast, Vic Morrow learned to direct by watching people like Robert Altman, and when it came time for Morrow to direct, he wasn't boxed-in with the standard, conservative ideas of how a scene should be shot. He was full of imagination, and put it to great use. But, he had the sense of not going too far and not being too arty. It was a perfect balance of technique and imagination.
This could have been just a simple three-shot dialogue scene, but Morrow makes it unsually interesting and atmospheric by showing their worn, muddy boots.

The Rolling Camera Shot
At the end of Part One, a soldier gets shot. Time seems to stand still as he strikes a pose of crucifixion (remember a similar scene in Oliver Stone's Platoon?), and then the POV switches to the mortally-wounded soldier himself. The camera rolls down the hill and we see the world through the dying soldier's eyes. Assistant Director Georg Fenady, on the episode commentary, said that it wasn't the first time that a camera had been rolled, but it was probably the first time it had been used on television.



The Actors
AD Fenady, usually a man of few compliments, also praises Morrow for how he managed to get such brilliant performances for every character. Fenady says that Morrow was the quiet type of director...he took actors to the side and discussed performances one-on-one. Fenady pondered what Morrow might have been saying to them to achieve this.
Normally a stoical man of steel, Rick Jason tears up as his character considers the human effects of following his orders.

But Still Learning
Some techniques are refined through experience, and sometimes Morrow did slip up. A common mistake is using a camera-lock on a scene that requires a panning movement. If an actor moves to the side and speaks to the same side, poor composition results if the camera doesn't pan. If the director doesn't have enough coverage for editing, it calls for a reshoot or else the sloppy work has to be used. By the way, Georg Fenady made the same mistake in the first episode he directed in Season Four as well. The camera should have panned to avoid this poorly-blocked composition.
Unfortunately, I did it too in one scene from The Hole, and didn't notice until after the editing stage. But, I'll just tell critics that Vic Morrow and Georg Fenady did it on Combat! as well!

Why didn't Vic Morrow's career continue upward as a director? He directed 2 feature films: Deathwatch (1966) and a spaghetti western in 1970, A Man Called Sledge. His acting career seemed up and down after Combat!, and maybe that had an effect on his directing opportunities. With his big acting break on Twilight Zone: The Movie, it's possible that his career might have started moving upward again in both areas.

But, we'll never know.
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Posted by jokipper, 02/23/2008 2:52pm  9 Comments
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The Real McCoys--An Anachrism and Anabiosis Analysis



I picked up Season 2 of The Real McCoys at good price recently. I hadn't seen the show in decades, so I really didn't know what to expect. As I watched through the 39 episodes, I was surprised at how well the show was written and the overall high quality of almost every episode...it's rare for a comedy series to have such a strength from episode to episode. For the most part, the cast was very talented and perfectly suited for the characters. It certainly helped to have an actor of the stature of Walter Brennan, winner of three Academy Awards, playing the main role of Grampa McCoy, and Crenna and Nolan do outstanding jobs themselves.

Luke has an unusual way of selling shoes to strange women in "Luke Gets a Job"

There are moments when the show is laugh-out-loud funny, and often, it's Grampa's over-the-top antics and his odd mumbled phrases that are the most hilarious. Although it's not polite to laugh a physical handicap, even Grampa's odd flap-and-hop gait is amusing...that's how it's played, like a "silly walk" from the classic Monty Python skit.
Barbara Stanwyck has an uncredited part in "The McCoys Visit Hollywood". Grampa reminds her that the change he left on the restaurant table is for the waitress.

Of course, modern viewers can quickly point out the show's reliance on stereotypes in many situations. Kate, the wife whose work never ends; Pepino, the immigrant laborer; etc...etc...it's a field day for the politically correct, as are most classic productions. Forget about all that, and just enjoy the show...the truth is, the show is probably a very accurate portrayal of farm life at that time. Don't worry, 40 years from now, people will look at our own perception of social righteousness and shake their heads at us too.
It's one of those familiar-but-can't-place-her guest star moments in "Grampa's New Job". Yep, it's Irene Ryan.

And, there's the unintended funny moments. There are times when the dialogue makes use of words that have different connotations these days. In "What's Family For?", Grampa decides that Hassie is being neglected by the family, so they go with her to the local hang-out, Benny's Malt Shop. A sample of the dialogue:

Grampa: Hassie, ain't this the place you come every Saturday night with your gang?
Hassie: Yes, Grampa, but...
Grampa: Well, sure! We'll all go in and get high but only with your family, see?

The words "gang" and "high" seems to have been used differently in those days!

Hey, these kids do seem high!

And, I loved those few moments when Kate got out of her domestic-chores clothes and let her hair down. Obviously, her work never ended...
Huh huh, huh huh...boing!

Season 2 gave me a glimpse of a television show that was incredibly focused and well-written on a level that few modern shows reach. Maybe the current-day writers should watch a few of these episodes while they are still on strike.
Posted by jokipper, 01/26/2008 6:47pm  9 Comments
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Gunsmoke
How to Die for Nothing
Avg Score: 7.78    Total Ratings: 12    Total Reviews: 1
Marshal Dillon's Boot Hill preamble goes well with the episode, and it almost seems like Dillon is actually looking back on the events we are about to see. Maybe that's the idea of these introductions, but for the first time, it really seems to fit this concept. Dillon is angry, almost bitter, calling the dead men "trash" as gazes across the graveyard.

The episode gets underway with a couple of liquored-up Texas drovers riding wildly into Dodge City, causing panic to the citizens. Dillon rushes out the saloon and demands their guns. The drunken drovers don't care for that idea, but Dillon is in no mood for their shenanigans, and he conks one drover on the head and shoots the other as he tries to draw on Dillon (how much has Dillon had to drink...why doesn't he have his usual diplomatic way of diffusing such situations?). Dillon soon finds out that the dead man's brother, Howard Bulow, will no doubt be coming along to revenge the killing...and Dillon is warned that Bulow has no qualms about shooting him in the back.

Dillon is apprehensive as he waits for Bulow's appearance. Every stranger seems a menace to Dillon, and every shadow is a potential danger. The writing and direction is fabulous in this sequence, as we can see the nervousness of Dillon as he constantly scrutinizes his environment. He comes close to cracking-up, to the point of threatening an innocent but suspicious man. Suddenly, Bulow does appear, and informs Dillon that he will indeed shoot him in the back, sooner or later.

For once, Dillon does the right thing, and immediately puts the troublemaker in jail. It might be pointed out, that this time Dillon himself is threatened and not someone else in the town...could that be the difference in Dillon's behavior?

Very soon, Bulow's trail boss, Jacklin, shows up and demands the release of Bulow. Dillon refuses, and Jacklin promises to return with the rest of his drovers to get Bulow out of jail. For the moment, Dillon stands firm.

But when Jacklin does return with his 14 rawhiders, Dillon is faced with a dilemma...either free Bulow, or have a pointless shootout with the drovers, in which case, they will not only free Bulow but also burn the town after Dillon is dead. Again we have some excellent film-work here...slowly, Dillon realizes he has to back down, and does. Bulow is freed.

The next morning, Dillon visits hotel-keeper Riesling (who had ridden out earlier to tell the drovers that they were still welcome in Dodge City, even though they had threatened to burn his hotel!). Bulow had followed Riesling into town, and takes a shot at Dillon's back from upstairs. There's a moment of hide-and-seek in the hallway, but finally Dillon nails Bulow with four bullets...it's a good thing for Dillon that Bulow is a terrible shot, as he had the drop on Dillon twice!

This was an excellent episode, as we see a side of Dillon that we rarely see...a Dillon that is nervous, at times helpless and even scared. Dillon and Chester face a violent world that's too big for them to handle alone, and there's not even a glimpse of Kitty or Doc to provide support. It was a well-directed Sam Peckinpah screenplay and one of the best in this first season.
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6.9 Fair
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For once, Dillon's Boot Hill preamble seems specific enough to actually tie into the coming episode...but Dillon's rambling thoughts about braggarts and quiet men ends amusingly in an abrupt new train of thought.

The episode gets underway with the pugelist Sam Keeler (played convincingly by Chuck Conners) rolling into town by stage. Immediately, Keeler begins beating on a meek fellow, Seth Tandy, who rode on the stage with him, simply because "his face offends". Another fellow goes and gets Dillon while this beating is going on, and Dillon puts an end to the fighting. Keeler resents Dillon's authority and challenges him to a fight. Dillon notes that Keeler doesn't have a gun, calls Keeler a coward, and gets Keeler to swing at him. Dillon dodges the blow like mongoose, and knocks Keeler out with the butt of his pistol. "There's more than one way to use a gun," Dillon had told him.

At this point, Dillon should have locked the unconcious Keeler in jail. Dillon doesn't seem to like to use his jail for anything except as his own living quarters, and the cells are always empty. He certainly doesn't like to put bad guys in there. Dillon's jail makes Mayberry's jail seem like Alcatraz...Andy and Barney never hesitated to put troublemakers in jail, even if it was just the town drunk. But Dillon leaves Keeler, even though trouble is sure to follow when he wakes up, and insists that the victim, Tandy, leaves town. Oddly, Tandy insists that his fate would be the same anywhere, despite being a meek fellow who does nothing to provoke such violence. Of course, Tandy gets beaten up later, and Dillon puts down his beer mug long enough to visit the victim at Doc's office. Tandy refuses to acknowledge that Keeler was the one who beat him, confesses that he was once a preacher, and that he deserves the punishment. Dillon asks Doc to help the man overcome his mental consignment, but Doc does a "I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist" speech that would have made Dr. McCoy envious. Naturally, Dillon's solution is to put Tandy in jail until the next morning's stage coach arrives, instead of confronting the psycho boxer who is out roaming the streets of Dodge.

The next morning, Chester releases Tandy and goes to get breakfast. Chester returns to find Tandy gone, and a pinned note instructing Dillon, alone and without his gun, to meet Keeler at Turkey Bend at noon. Despite Chester's protests, Dillon rides off to the meeting place as instructed.

Naturally, Keeler is eager to pay Dillon back for the humiliation he suffered from their earlier meeting. Keeler undertakes his plan to beat Tandy to death and then Dillon, but Keeler's ever-present boxing promoter chickens out and demands an end to the scheme. Keeler bashes the promoter and tosses his gun into the bushes. Then we have the moment we've been waiting for...Keeler and Dillon slugging it out, toe-to-toe! Dillon holds up well as the blows go back and forth, being as big as Keeler (and apparently a better boxer), and soon Keeler is beaten unconcious by Dillon's giant fists. Dillon tells the promoter to take Keeler and never return to Dodge...I guess it's too much trouble for Dillon to arrest Keeler on kidnapping and attempted murder charges. Tandy is a changed man after witnessing Dillon's potential sacrifice to save his life..."it wasn't the Lord that failed me, it was me that failed the Lord", Tandy says as he decides to take up preaching again.

Overall, it was a good episode, with a good cast. We see for the first time that Dillon can actually use his fists if he has to, although it's a stretch to imagine that Dillon is actually better at boxing than an active heavyweight boxer. Still, Dillon would avoid a lot of trouble for him and everyone else if he would just lock the troublemakers up to begin with.
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8.5 Great
The Rat Patrol
The Last Harbor Raid (3)
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Episode 16, and the final episode of the three-parter, picks up with Hitch and Marianne. Things seem to be going well with the two, the harsh words of Hitch from the night before being forgiven. Marianne sweetly makes Hitch some coffee and gets him a razor to shave with. Things start to heat up as the bare-chested Hitch shaves while Marianne, standing near in her bathrobe, is talking and helping him. Sitting down and drinking their coffee, Marianne starts sobbing after the conversation gets sentimental, and of course, all Hitch can do is hug and kiss her. Fade out time!!! Next, with his personal mission accomplished, Hitch is rowing Marianne out to the fishing boats for a meeting with the fishermen. The other Rats are there as well, and Marianne has to convince the fisherman that she has been on the side of the Allies all along. Troy explains the whole plan to the fishermen (hey, isn't that one in the knit cap Robin Williams?) with Marianne interpreting the story into French. The fishermen aren't to happy about all of this...their beloved Bertraine is dead and his traitor daughter is telling an incredible story about 5000 POWs needing to be picked up by the fishermen. She finally goes to them, one by one, speaking to each with teary eyes about happy things they all did together before the war. Soon, a fisherman has whipped out his accordian, and she is leading a sing-along that puts their hearts back into the right place. Everything is now in place, the cool narrator tells us...the meetings are over, the explosives are set to blow, and the POWs are ready to make their last march from the prison grounds. This is a fairly good scene of the troops being led out of the camp, lots of extras here (though their uniforms seem a bit new and clean, considering they spend all of their time cleaning up rubble and repairing the docks.) The Rat Patrol are watching from a distance, and Troy asks the others if they are sure the explosives were set to blow at exactly 6:14. Hitch replies, "Who was there, Sarge, you or me?" Yep, this may be an ambitious, 3 part story arc that was made into a feature film, but it's still the same ol' guys that we know and love. The explosives go off at the exact designated time, and the prisoners break across the beach. The Rats gun down German guards while some prisoners stop to hand out the weapons hidden on the beach. More German guards stream from the camp as a huge firefight breaks out. The Germans have wheeled-up some heavy weapons, but the majority of the prisoners make it to the water and start swimmimg for the waiting fishing fleet (looks like there are about 20 boats out there, so they'll need to fit about 250 men on each one...hey, it worked at Dunkirk!) With all of the surviving POWs making it out to the boats, the Rats head for the water themselves. Marianne is waiting for Hitch and gives him a big hug; unfortunately, a stray bullet brings a quick end to this affair and she dies in his arms. The episode ends with the Rat Patrol back with their jeeps on a beach, and Hitch says a few parting words to the ocean in memory of Marianne. Then, off into the horizon they go. These three spisodes were combined to make a feature-length movie called "Massacre Harbor". As far as I know, the movie is not available on disk, and little info exists in regards to it. The IMDB contains incorrect info, such as it being made from 2 episodes (it was obviously made from 3) and that it was a made-for-TV movie. I'm certain it was a theatrical film, and not made for TV, because I have seen the posters and lobby cards for the film in English. Apparently, the movie didn't do very well,
and is now a lost curiosity. It would be interesting to see, because it certainly contains extra footage not shown in the time constraints of the TV shows (all put together, the 3 TV shows run just over 60 minutes, and the feature film surely ran at least 80 to 90 minutes.)
As far as the TV shows themselves go, they were all very good, for reasons I have already discussed, and build to a satisfying conclusion. On a technical level, they are a bit subpar...it's hard to tell when it is supposed to be night, for example (and this certainly stood out badly when presented in the more-unforgiving theater experience)...but for episodic television, this is very good stuff.
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The Last Harbor Raid (2)
Avg Score: 8.50    Total Ratings: 3    Total Reviews: 1
After the "on last week's episode" introduction, episode 15 gets underway with Moffitt and Hitch inside the German Officers' Club. Marianne is singing to the German officers sitting about, conducting singalongs (which Hitch can't participate in...his mouth is covered in bandages since he can't speak German). Marianne is great stuff for these entertainment-starved soldiers, and receives a standing ovation for her talents. Moffitt sends word for her to join their table, which she obliges. Moffitt introduces himself as Hauptmann Hoffman, and tells her that her father was killed (part of the plan is to pursuade her to rejoin the Allied cause by telling her the news that her father was killed by the Germans). Of course, she is upset by this bad news, and needs to leave the club...Moffitt offers to drive her home, so they all leave together. Once at her home, Moffitt forces his way in before she can close the door, and spills the mission details out for her, hoping she can help contact the fishing fleet at the needed time. Marianne is skeptical about Moffitt's story, especially since he has already lied once about who he is, and she even wonders if he is a Gestapo agent. At any rate, she is also angry that they did nothing to help her father on the boat. Moffitt badgers her with all kinds of lines about saving lives and proving that she's not a German collaborator to her people, until finally she agrees to do what she can. Moffitt has Hitch stay behind to keep an eye on her, and warns her that he is adept at killing if he needs to do so. Moffitt leaves, and what he failed to mention to Marianne is that Hitch is a killer in more ways than one. Marianne changes into a bathrobe and pours some wine, telling Hitch that she actually worked at the officer's club in order to ferret out information for her father. She relates that they had to let people believe that she was a traitor in order to carry out her work for the underground. Hitch is sympathetic and things are about to get cozier when there is a knock on the door. It's a German soldier bringing her compact which she left at the club. After he leaves, Hitch asks if it was given to her for "services rendered", and she runs off to the bedroom sobbing. Meanwhile, Troy and Tully are hiding out by the beach, waiting for El Gamil to find a way to get Major Indrus out of the POW camp for a meeting. El Gamil is a miracle worker, and soon Indrus comes by in disguise. Troy lays the mission out for him...Indrus doesn't like the idea, since previous escape attempts resulted in deaths and reprisals. Troy does little to encourage enthusiasm from Indrus, epecially after telling the truth...there are only four of them, there's no guarantee that they can trust Marianne, and there's no guarantee that the fishing boats will be out there to pick the POWs up. Troy gives out details about burning the barracks at a specific time, arms for the POWs being hidden at certain spots, the beach being mined, possible air cover, etc....if I was Major Indrus, I don't think I would go along with this convoluted undertaking either...this part of the episode is somewhat humorous, as it seems that Troy has only negative answers for Indrus' questions. Yet, after pointing out that all of his men might die in the icy water (icy water off the immediate coast of North Africa???) , Indrus agrees to go along with it all. Welcome to the wild and crazy world of the Rat Patrol, Major! El Gamil's next miracle is to enable the Rats to reacquire the munitions left behind on the boat. Using his many children as lookouts and diversions to the guards, El Gamil and the Rats sneak into the warehouse where the munitions have been stored. El Gamil not only has come up with these keys to the warehouse, but also 2 German transport trucks to take it all away. The trucks are quickly loaded, and El Gamil waves the Rats to drive on without him, explaining that it is too dangerous for him to go along. They leave, and just as El Gamil is closing the doors of the emptied warehouse, a German patrol drives up. The Germans aren't too happy about the warehouse being empty, so they execute El Gamil as his children watch from the rooftops.

Thus ends Part II of "The Last Harbor Raid".
This is by far the most unusual episode in the series, simply because the pace is so much slower than any other. Spread out over three episodes, this story has the time to develop at the slower pace, have meaningful subplots, and character development that's missing in the standard episodes. It's a glimpse of how the series might have been if given an hour time slot instead of 30 minutes. It all comes off as more serious and less campy, and probably the high point of the series, at least in Season One.
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The Rat Patrol
The Last Harbor Raid (1)
Avg Score: 7.53    Total Ratings: 4    Total Reviews: 1
Wow! Episode 15 is the start of a three-parter that continues into epsiode 17! Many shows at that time had a few multi-parters, but in this case, the episodes were later combined and released as a movie. I'll examine that in more detail later. This episode begins with some nifty color stock footage of B-17's bombing their target. Our cool narrator tells us that this is Rommel's last harbor on the North African coast, and vital to the Afrika Korp's supply lines. Other footage of the harbor blowing up seems to be from another movie, since it is B&W. We also see Allied prisoners escaping from their POW camp while the bombing is going on...all of this stinger seems to be what has already happened prior to this coming mission. After the credits, the story begins. The Rat Patrol have been summoned to appear before a special staff at Allied High Command to receive briefing concerning their next mission. They pull up to the HQ building with their ragged jeeps and go inside...I would think they might want to change into their regulation uniforms beforehand, but thankfully, General Patton doesn't seem to be at this meeting, and none of the other officers seem to care that they are out of uniform. They quickly get down to business, being briefed by video, maps, and scale models pertaining to the mission. Rommel has one intact harbor to supply his forces...everytime the Allies bomb the harbor, it is repaired by the 5000 Allied POWs held nearby (a clear violation of international laws regarding POWs)...the only way to close down the harbor is to evacuate the POWs and remove the source of the Germans' forced labor supply. The Rat Patrol's mission is to be carried by Bertaine's fishing boat into the harbor along with guns (for the POWs) and explosives, make contact with Major Indrus in the POW camp, set up a prison break, and then evacuate all 5000 POWs with a fleet of fishing boats. Seems fine to Troy, his only concern is what to wear...he is informed to wear proper uniforms at all times, so as not to be shot as spies (of course, the Rat Patrol are never in "proper" uniforms!) The mission gets underway...the Rat Patrol are steaming into the harbor aboard Bertaine's boat...mission planning seems to have already broken down, as they are approached by a German boat for inspection. It seems Bertaine's boat is out after curfew...surely Bertaine would have known this and landed the Rats at a non-suspicious time. But his own error leads to a quick death when he tries to stop the Germans from boarding. The Germans tow the boat into the harbor to search later, unaware that the Rat Patrol and munitions are hidden below deck. Once into the harbor, the Rats quickly spring out and kill the few Germans on the boat and toss them overboard. I'm not sure if all of his is supposed to be taking place at night or what...I certainly can't tell by the way the scenes are shot, but another German guard shows up carrying a flashlight. He fails to notice the bodies floating in the harbor and moves on. Troy decides to leave the munitions behind and get out of there before they get caught. The cool narrator reminds us what a predicament the Rat Patrol are now in, and they need a sanctuary to pause and replan their mission...I'll agree with that! Since Bertaine is dead, they now have no place to go, and no way to contact the fleet of fishing boats for the pick-up. Here we get a few minutes of the Rats scampering all over the village and dodging German patrols (and cats). They notice they are being followed and accost their pursuer...it's a fat Arab called El Gamil, and he's there to help the Rats. El Gamil takes the Rats to his house (note the dog from the previous episode!) and feeds them dinner with his huge family, while giving them bits of info. He knew Bertaine and tells the Rats that their best option is to contact Bertaine's daughter, Marianne. Unfortunately, she seems to be on the German side, as she works at the German Officers' Club. Luckily, El Gamil has all kinds of things the Rats can use, such as German uniforms and even a staff car in his garage. Troy sends Moffitt and Hitch to the Officers' Club, dressed as officers in the staff car. Meanwhile, the Germans have discovered the bodies in the harbor, and have sent a dispatch to the Club, warning the area commanders that something is going on (though nothing seems to come of this plot thread). This is how Part 1 ends...the episode is somewhat shortened by the prologue at the beginning and the "next week's episode" clip at the end. A good set-up episode for the most ambitious of Rat Patrol productions.
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