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Today was a LONG day at work. I have to admit that I was watching the clock from the very first moment. Thus, it seemed the hands of the clock weren't moving, so that wasn't helping at ALL.Not that I wanted to leave work, mind you. But I was watching the clock to see what time my next victim was clocking in.Yes, April 1st is MY holiday. And I celebrated it in full glory this year.In no particular order...Our manager is pretty lenient on people clocking in "late". As long as the person has an isolated assignment, such as Cake Decorator, and don't abuse it, they came come and go as they please. In his opinion, it's important that they get the work done right, but not the exact moment of the day. (Note to the idiot bagboy who's YET to come even close to arriving on... Read more »

There's a few subjects that shouldn't be brought up. Religion is high on most peoples' list simply because "I'm right, and you're an idiot." Politics is up there also because "I'm right, and you're a @#$%ing idiot." And sitting at the very top, above race, religion, politics, and a man's daughter is any conversation that begins with "I had a dream last night."Having said that...Last night I had I nightmare where I was programming weather alert radios.Okay, that might not sound so scary to YOU, but I had chills from it, lemmetellyou. (*sigh* Guess I gotta explain this one.)For you Yankees, @#$% furiners, and other unwashed masses, here's why hearing "We need someone at the office to program a weather radio" over the intercom is the stuff nightmares... Read more »