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  • 9.0
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    member since: 03/07/03

    The Bottom Line: "Superb"

    Millenium was the work of X-Files creator Chris Carter, and the show debuted around the time that X-Files was sort of at its peak popularity. It makes sense--television this good never gets greenlit unless it's the pet project of a hot producer riding the wave of something much more popular. The show followed the morbid crime solving adventures of Frank Black, played with sullen perfection by perhaps the most underrated actor ever, Lance Henriksen. Frank is a former FBI agent that burned out and retired after a serial killer (or perhaps a copycat following a similar MO) begins stalking and sending polaroids of Frank's wife and daughter to him. Frank also has a unique ability--he can literally put himself inside the head of a killer, and see what he sees.

    At the outset of the series, Frank has moved from DC back to his home area of Seattle, and hooked up with a group of former law enforcement types called the Millenium Group. These folks consult with various law enforcement agencies on particular evil crimes. It's sort of like the Super Friends of criminal profilers, pathologists, forensic experts and investigators. Through the first season, you get to know Frank, his wife and daughter, his assorted cohorts within the Millenium Group (including his most frequent contact, Peter Watts, played by Lost star Terry O'Quinn and his always amazing moustache), and friends within the Seattle PD.

    The series starts off similarly to the way the X-Files did. There's an underlying plot with Frank dealing with the ghosts of his past, feeling his way through his membership with the Millenium Group, and trying to figure out who it is, exactly, that's stalking his family. Most of this is downplayed originally, and the episodes are decidedly...well, episodic, in nature. A lot of disconnected cases that range from a deranged pharmaceutical chemist that uses clinical trials to make people crazy, to a geneticist that uses a special technique to create dozens of children in his own image so as to create the perfect society after the world comes to an end in the year 2000 (and is only discovered after some of them start killing themselves via self-immolation, among other things).

    While the year 2000 isn't nearly the enigmatic danger that it might have seemed when the series debuted in 1996, it made for a very intriguing backdrop for many of the series' storylines at the time. In fact, the Millenium Group itself turned out to be more than a simple consulting group as the show went on. More and more the show took on intriguing religious prophecies, demonology, and ponderances as to what, if anything, would happen when the year 2000 finally hit. Season 2 probably hit the most right notes when it came to its subject matter, as it took the series into darker, more engaging territory. Season 3 flew off the rails a bit, going into territory that sometimes seemed like a more watchable (but still flawed) version of the X-Files season where Robert Patrick showed up. Saying more than that would spoil the whole outcome of the series, as well as several key twists. But needless to say, Millenium ended well before it should have. The last episode comes almost out of nowhere, and while the conclusion itself is far more satisfying than most series finales tend to be (especially in contrast to the atrocious X-Files finale), you really wanted to know more about the motives of everyone involved in this gloomy tale.

    Amid the armageddon prophecies and serial killers, Millenium also had a legitimate heart to it. Scenes of violence and horror are frequently contrasted by scenes of Frank and his family. Henriksen, and Megan Gallagher, who plays his wife, Catherine, have amazing chemistry together. Henriksen often plays Black as a brooding fellow with little in the way of sense of humor, but when he gets around Catherine and his daughter, Jordan (played with utterly non-cloying precociousness by Brittany Tiplady), his ability to warm up and mesh as a father and husband is unbelievably natural. It makes some of the particularly ugly revelations later in the series exceptionally emotional.

    Millenium never really found an audience during its three seasons, but it's a shining example of what crime drama can be when done well. It's stylish and substantial, and remains that way throughout. Where the X-Files went on and on and on well past its welcome, Millenium kept it short and sweet. Maybe that was, on some level, purposeful, since the show did end in 1999. But even barring the backdrop of the Millenium, the misadventures of Frank Black could have sustained a series well past the year 2000 gimmick. It's just a shame it never got the chance. If you're the type that likes your crime drama black as a black cat in an unlit midnight hour, and with a little bit of supernatural edge to it, go find Millenium on DVD, and give it the chance it never got on network TV.

    03/19/2006 11:24pm | report abuse
  • 3.3
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    member since: 05/29/03

    The Bottom Line: "Bad"

    LOST: The Charlie Chronicles

    Who the hell cares about Charlie and his stupid piano. It seems as though they tacked on his "tragedies" just so you feel sorry for him even though he was being a jerk. He's not at fault of course but he's still annoying and gross to look at all drugged up and grimy. Of course the writers are going to turn it around and make him a martyr to save Aaron later but ugh... They could have done that whole show in 15 minutes.

    The only thing I liked about it was Locke's more sinister appearance. I have a theory about why Locke kept the Heroine statues. Locke believed Charlie when he told him he was being tested. He changed the combination on the locker and kept them because if "the Island" truly is trying to test Charlie, then they will find their way back to him. He's letting the Island's test run its course.

    How innocent is Locke? Was that brown hallucinogen he gave Boone derived from the Heroine? Had Locke been to the plane before they actually "found" it together?

    These answers, and many more, will NOT be answered any time this season. Enjoy the show. : ) After one and a half seasons....I'm beginning to lose interest everytime they show one of these no progress shows. I thought they were really getting somewhere last week too. Oh well.

    01/26/2006 10:10am | report abuse
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    member since: 05/04/02

    The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

    Battle of the Bands is the "punk rock" episode of CHiPs. In case you didn't already know, punk rock is evil, dangerous music, and if it wasn't for helpful TV shows of the '80s like this and Quincy, we would all surely be dead.

    This episode guest stars William Forsythe as a punk rocker named Trasher. Trasher and his band steal some instruments and cause some mayhem, but the real fun begins when they cause a riot at a local battle of the bands that Ponch happens to be performing in. At one point, Trasher flicks a lighter, then the show cuts to commercial as he laughs like a maniac. And that, friends, is great television.

    06/06/2005 5:39pm | report abuse

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  • member since: 08/27/05

    Doing the happy dance, doing the happy dance

    It's safe to say the five little words I had whispered to me at E3: Witcher on consoles Fall 09 This deserves one very massive and loud WHEEEEEEEEEE! Check it out:

    http://become.thewitcher.com/

    Want to hear something funny? Today I got an email asking if I wanted to review the new Aly & AJ guitar controllers. Err... No. Just no. A heart shaped and very pink guitar controller? Hell no. That's pretty (no offense to anyone) gay even for girl gamers. I'd feel embarassed to play GH or RB on these.

    My husband says: Do it. How hard can it be, 4 paragraphs of "the, a, pink, controller"?

    No.

    News:

    New original game by 5th cell to be announced friday on IGN
    Pit Crew Panic! now available on WiiWare
    Prelude of the Fall update for Deco Online
    CITIES XL? "Advent Calendar" Giveaway Contest
    New ezGear Wii MusicPack Accessory Kit for Wii Music
    Com2uS launches Crazy Hotdogs Tailgate Party mobile
    Original Banjo-Kazooie Adventure Launching on XBLA
    FF Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time announced for Wii/DS
    Space Invaders Get Even launches on WiiWare
    Stay Warm this Winter with SCEA's PS3, PS2 and PSP titles
    GDC Europe at 2009 Gamescom
    All-New Blue Dragon Plus Website Fires-Up

    Posted 12/02/2008 3:38pm | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    You (more than likely) have been playing board game 'shovelware'.

    If I were to ask you for the top few board games you know of I bet most people would say the following:

    - Monopoly
    - Sorry
    - Connect Four
    - LIFE
    - Risk
    - Clue
    - Scrabble

    But if you look at reviews for such games (yes they exist...):

    - LIFE - 4.51 / 10
    - Monopoly: 4.52 / 10
    - Sorry - 4.59 / 10
    - Connect Four: 4.77 / 10
    - Clue: 5.59 / 10
    - Risk: 5.64 / 10
    - Scrabble - 6.52 / 10

    source: Board Game Geek - average scores (similar to 'metacritic' or 'gamerankings')

    It is interesting to note though, that the number one ranked game of all time though only scores an 8.33. So lets factor that as a 10 and recompute (ie. I gave all of them +1.66 points):

    - LIFE - 6.17 / 10
    - Monopoly: 6.18 / 10
    - Sorry - 6.25 / 10
    - Connect Four: 6.43 / 10
    - Clue: 7.25 / 10
    - Risk: 7.30 / 10
    - Scrabble - 8.18 / 10

    I'm not one for ranking things and thinking it is 'absolute', but I hope this sheds some light on one fact I think we can agree with... these are good, but not great. Not a single game above an 8.5. If I looked at the ranking, all time, Scrabble is the only one that breaks the Top 1000 (at 592). That's right, only one of these games is in the top 1000 games of ALL TIME.

    It is also interesting to note some similiarities we can make with each of these games with the video game world.

    - Most of the games are old as snot. While some are into retro gaming, myself included at times, these games are mostly looked at as 'the only board games' not because they are better, but because everyone is familiar with them. Many have archaic gameplay mechanics / balancing that have been improved dramatically over the decades in newer games.

    - Most of them have come out with 'franchise' releases (Disney Sorry, Simpsons Clue, etc). This is almost equivalent to the movie - tv, game tie in that results is near 'crappitude' every time it happens, with very little improvement in gameplay.

    Clearly, if these are the only games you are playing, you are doing yourself a 'board game player' injustice by only playing the 'casual crap' that we urge people not to do with "our" video game hobby. I hearby urge you to not do the same with board games.

    Board games do require, typically, a desire for strategy and puzzles. High ranked games are usually strong in both categories, otherwise they get cla$$ified as 'luck' or 'casual' games. So if you can't stand such things in your video games, I will let you off the hook and say that you are safe by avoiding board games.

    There are also 'Party' games that are meant to be played in big groups, usually aimed at making people look like retards in front of the most people as possible (Cranium, Pictionary, Apples to Apples). And if playing something like that turns you off, I couldn't agree more. They are ok family games I suppose... but will also typically rank low, despite serving their purpose. I don't like these either. But you can play board games and avoid these without a problem.

    So, I invite you to try out some of the top board games, that are not only becoming more mainstream, so people would know how to play them (maybe), and also in the top 50 games of all time.

    (All scores adjusted using metric mentioned above)

    - Settlers of Catan, The: 9.24 / 10
    - Ticket to Ride: Europe: 9.18 / 10
    - Puerto Rico: 9.93 / 10 - There is also 'light' edition of Puerto Rico called 'San Juan' that sits just below the 'top 50' mark.

    Some will note that 2 of the 4 were made into XLive arcade games... and now you know why. Carcassonne also sits on the mentioning list at 9.12 / 10 and many others... If we talked top 100 games, I could give you a lot more to look at that I have actually played (Acquire, RoboRally, etc)

    Here is the Top ranked games list.

    But I guess my real message with all of this, is if you 'hate' board games, and you only play the well known "sold on Walmart shelves", you have good reason to hate them. Those games are only popular, not good, and mostly just tedious to play.

    I invite you to take a look at the actual good games out there and have a game night with some friends sometime... just make sure you know the rules and can explain them before you give it a try... otherwise you get a boring game night instead of a fun game night.

    Posted 12/02/2008 12:49pm | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    Pictures within a picture (yes, pictures)

    Well I've been slightly busy going out and actually having a social life, and last Saturday was the most fun and packed day I've had lately. Here's a quick montage of what happened:

    We went back to my place after breakfast and really, secondary school friends are love. I have more pictures, but we tend to have really freaky expressions on our faces, so it's best to just keep it hidden from innocent eyes. Went out with my eldest sister afterwards to catch a movie, and we met up with her so she can return my iBook and go out for dinner.

    (((:

    I'm happy, and I feel all sorts of giddy and embarrassed. Haha, we'll leave it at that.

    Anyway, it's really good practice to be friendly and keep in touch with the game traders you've dealt with previously. Like the person who sold me Guitar Hero III, he was my interviewee for my profile if you remembered, and yes he IS an interesting person. He works for a local gaming magazine called PlayWorks, and is the Xbox MVP for Singapore. Cool, right? Not to mention nice, since he let me borrow 5 games.

    Then there is this other guy who I've only met once, but we kept on chatting on the marketplace forums and lately, he's been my constant Live messaging buddy. He's crazy when it comes to buying games, because when a new 360 title comes out, he'll be sure to get it within the same week most of the time. Then I'll go to him to get quick impression of the games. It's not a special kind of relationship that we have, but I must say that it is nice to know that there will be someone who'll always reply back to your messages, no matter how whiny and redundant they are. You know what's strange though? I don't know his name, and neither does he know mine.

    And lastly, the gentleman who bought The Simpsons Game from me. He and his wife are awesome. Plus, they go to church every Sunday in a mall. Beat that! He'll be the first person I approach whenever I'm selling off any of my 360 titles, so we've met up quite a few times. And every meeting is not a touch-and-go affair. I like the fact that we'll always stand around in the middle of a crowded shopping mall, chatting about anything. I think this will be a nice segue to mention that in our last meet-up not too long ago, we let each other borrow our games and remember me asking in the last post about racing games? Well Mr Simpsons guy (I know his name actually) has a bunch of driving games, and he let me borrow NFS: Most Wanted and Grid. I, in turn, let him borrow GHIII and Aerosmith because I know his wife likes the series.

    So I've only tried Most Wanted so far, and it's actually a decent but pretty tiring game. You're on the road of revenge against Razor, who cheated in a race and took your ride. In order to race against him again, you need to defeat 14 other Blacklist members before him, and that's where it gets all repetitive. Every Blacklist members have a set of criteria you need to achieve before you can race them, like winning x races, complete x milestones and attain x amount of bounty on your head from running away from the cops. It's the same procedure 15 frickin' times, and I'm already tired after the third guy. The drifts could have been better, and the random civilian cars that suddenly popped up after a jump or turn is a cheap way of making me lose control and swerve dammit!
    But I do like customizing my car with pink paint and decals (I kid), and random spoilers and hood ornaments. Also, the cut scenes are fun to watch. Pretty sty|istic stuff. I expected worse from the game actually, so I'm surprised. I'm not into the whole living out the crime and gangster life in a game, but I might just stick to the game till the end because speed is good. If nothing else, the Achievements are really straightforward and incentive enough.

    Grid, on the other hand, looks to be hard. I don't know why Mr Simpsons guy let me borrow this, because I told him I'm not into driving games that'll leave me cursing like a sailor for having a wonky car after hitting a wall.

    I don't have much else to say really, so I'll be off. It's near 3am and I'm pooooped. I think I'll finish up Buffy once and for all when I wake up. After all, I'm left with the last episode of the last season. But it's making me sad to end it though. I haven't checked if Kinokuniya sells the Season 8 comics. Would love to get my hands on those.

    Oh wait, I have something to cheer me up! This is really childish, but I got 'Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego' from Amazon. Haha seriously! I didn't exactly pay for it, although I was planning to. My eldest sister and I share an account, and she was getting some books from Amazon yesterday. I left Carmen Sandiego on the cart since I decided to save a bit more money before getting it, and my sister saw the DVD and thought, why the heck not get all our stuff together within one shipping? So yeh, I get to relive a bit of my childhood in 2 weeks time now.

    Wheeerree iiiiisss Caaaarmen Sandiiieeego, Carmen Sandiegooo...

    ... She's actually pretty hot. ._.

    Posted 12/02/2008 11:17am | views: 16,083
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