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During the hectic night of mail processing at the post office where I work, a number of letters fell off an elevator conveyor belt and scattered on the floor. Before the area supervisor had a chance to pick the, up,the facility manager. Who had the reputation for being stern, came upon the scene. "Why is this mail on the floor?!" he demanded angrily. With the hesitation the supervisor replied, "Gravity, sir." "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. "If you are obsess-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly." "You are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2," "If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6." "If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call." "If... Read more »

His cup of tea went cold and unnoticed.Kurapika stared in disbelief at the computer screen. He had only been searching for news on the whereabouts of the Scarlet Eyes. That he had stumbled across an article on some newly discovered ruins was not the surprise; it was the fact that these were the ruins of an ancient temple located in his homeland.Racking his brains, Kurapika could remember a story he had heard once about lost treasures. He and the other children, captivated, would pretend to look the hidden items, but as they grew, it remained a story and only a story. But it could be real after all, he mused. Imagine what that would mean...The Mafia would certainly get a kick out of it. He would persuade Nostrad to send him investigate matters, seeing as the man could not pass up the... Read more »