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Disclaimer: This is not my work, I found it on a joke website.Cartoon Law IAny body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further land. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.Cartoon Law IIAny body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.Cartoon Law IIIAny body passing... Read more »

I just finished watching The Batman Vs. Dracula last night, and at the end I was wondering what Batman did with Dracula's ashes.Well, after thinking about it (way too much), I finally figured out that he put the ashes in the container that he gave to Superman. (you know, the one that he threw into the sun which was supposed to have kryptonite in it?) Thus the lead container would have melted and Dracula's ashes would have been exposed to sunlight for all eternity!I clearly have too much time on my hands. Read more »