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Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle Bill, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?"Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, "Nope, not yet Bubbles."So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, "Do you think we're out far enough now?"Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No, this will never do. The water is only up to my chest."So on they row and row and row, and finally... Read more »

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?'... Read more »