There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real...

...Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie
He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

Ready? Here we go now!

Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!

She's got thoes moves,
as long as you move her arms and legs.
She's movin' out on the floor,
She' ready to break some eggs. (Make an omelette Cynthia! Whoo!)
Shake it! Shake it! You're so fantastic!
Just don't break it! You're only made of plastic!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!

She's got real neat hair!
She's got thoes big brown eyes!
She's got her high-heel shoes!
She's ready to accessorize! (Buy all her outfits girls!)

Shake it! Shake it! You're so fantastic!
Just don't break it! You're only made of plastic!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now! (C'mon girls!)
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now! (One more time!)
Cynthia! She's a really cool dancer!
Cynthia! Boogie to the groove now!

growing up watching the show my so-called life,i didnt think that i would ever ralate to any of the characters.i was a silly little 6th grader when i first started watching it. my favorite character was reyanne! i tried to be exactly like her. little did i know i would meet someone like her in the future. you know the betrayal part of her anyway. this girl was my best friend.her name was jodie. i told her that i had fallen in love with this girl...this girl's name was angela. it didnt take jodie 2 seconds to think before she hooked up with angela just as reyanne hooked up with jordan catalano. and angela knew how i felt about her. she then later admitted to hooking up with my best friend on purpose. because hurting people made her feel good. but anyways...what im trying to say is that it is so ironic that the girl that hurt me the most is named angelaand the character that i relate to the most(because of the angela/jodie situation) is also named angela! angela(MSCL) loved jordan and reyanne betrayed her just as jodie did me! see what i mean?