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  • 9.0
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    member since: 06/09/04

    The Bottom Line: "Superb"

    This was a great episode, it's been the best of the bunch for me so far this season. I've been really impressed with Gossip Girl this season... who'd have thunk it that GG would end up being such a great show with interesting characters? I know I didn't! I adore Blair with all my heart but I couldn't muster up much sympathy for her this episode she was acting very odd and a little hysterical -- I did feel bad for her at the end of the episode. She was literally running around the fraking crazy biotch, she needed someone (Eric!) to go 'whoah Blair, dude. STFU! Things could be worse. There are people dying in Africa, and Serena is a dumbo she'll fall off her throne soon enough.' Not that B would have listened.

    I have to say for once I did kind of side with Serena on this; she should be able to be herself without having to walk on eggshells around Blair. However, her speech at the end of the episode declaring what will ultimately be her own death sentence was incredibly insensitive and mean. Then changed my mind and was like 'die b!tch!'

    Jenny's plot 'was so saccharine I was getting toothache', I cringed during that scene where Eleanor toasted her, *eyeroll*, who by the way is the worst mother ever! She has a special place for her reserved in hell along with George Bush. Poor Blair. This is exactly why she needs Chuck, he loves her psychotic jealous biotchyness as well as her beautoful vulnerable heart. It was interesting that the show mirrored Chucks storyline with his father with Blair being rejected by her mother. I'll post this here which I posted in the forums regarding CB. I rarely to never "ship" (I hate that word) couples, the only other couple I squeed this much over were Logan and Veronica. I only loved them because they were so unexpected (I never like obvious pairings *yawn*), dark and had sizzling chemistry -- an interesting television couple is like love. It's supposed to hit you unexpectedly and take you breath away or in CB's case make your stomach flutter. With Chuck and Blair I was completely blown away with their inherent beauty, there's something incredibly arcane yet modern about Chuck and Blair's dance; part of the reason people love them is because their dynamic harkens back to the days of old when Chuck would have been the archetypal rich rogue and Blair the upper class maiden who attracts his attention some fateful night. They are reminiscent of the doomed Heathcliff and Catherine of Wuthering Heights; the selfish and flighty Catherine who fell in love with her step brother and Heathcliff the obsessive sociopath who loved her back even in death. Chuck is also Rhett Butler the womanising cad, and Blair the scheming and spoilt Scarlett o' Hara who cannot break away from her fantasy of Ashley until its too late to realise she actually loves Rhett. As Karl Jung hypothesised, archetypal ideas remain deeply embedded within the collective unconscious of the human race and certain archetypes affect us on an inherent level more than others -- it is my view that Chuck and Blair have become so popular because they possess prevalent archetypal qualities present throughout all literature throughout history. These classic literary models are so prevalent because they speak to us emotionally, hence their wide spread nature and the reason they are continued to be used and redone.

    Speaking of my beloved Chuck his scene with Dan in the prison talking about his mum made me teary-eyed. The lighting in this episode was excellent; especially the dichotomy of light in the Chuck and Dan's scenes. For instance, when Chuck was tempting Dan a la the serpent, Eve and the apple, Chuck was sitting half in shadow illustrating 'the dark side' while Dan was sitting in a more lit position.

    I suspect Chuck gave Dan an E? If so I'm disappointed we didn't get to see the inevitable 'I love you Chuck!' from Dan whilst off his face. I may actually like Dan more now although it could well be the Chuck effect... I'll probably go back to hating him again next week when he doesn't have scenes with him. Thus restoring the universe to its natural balance. And Charlie Trout? Clever fraking name you pompous idjit! Dan is a bad writer.

    Word. I don't know if it's just my parents, but if I pulled half of Jennys crap over these two seasons I would have come home to changed locks long ago. She's so utterly disrespectful it makes me sick, I hope she falls flat on her face. I'm willing for her to hit rock bottom and then actually learn from her experince this time, then I can like her again once she's crying and apologising to her dad. Part of the reason I love Blair is for the precise reason Little J was expounding to her -- she works for everything she has and gets no credit, she works hard for her mothers attention. Little J needs to fail and actually work hard for some respect, not to climb social ladders not to be a designer but for her fathers respect. None of this rude lame teenagery behaviour anymore. It's grating on my nerves. Jenny get your s*** together.

    Re Chuck and Blair (again, yes I'm obsessed). So his antics last episode were entirely for Blair's benefit, in that he wanted her back with a healthy does of reality. He did it all because he's completely obsessed with her, yet his feelings are deeper than that. I think he does love her but he's only beginning to discover what this will mean for himself and what changes to his character this (perhaps highly destructive) emotion will bring. Closing thoughts: What's next for Chuckles? Will he break away from his fathers hold or perhaps sink even lower into a depressed reverie? Will Blair kick Serenas well rounded arse? Will Jenny ever STFU?? Hopefully we'll found out in two weeks! xoxo.

    10/01/2008 4:17am | report abuse
  • 10
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    member since: 11/10/07

    The Bottom Line: "Perfect"

    i hate S who the hell does he think she is she was so mean to B in the end of the epoisde how dare she put that scarf around her neck i just wanted to kill S .I feel so bad for blair she lost her new bf becuase he was sleeping with his step-MOM !!!!!!!!!! i was like OMFG i cnat believe that happend and omg vanessa ruined everything but i felt bad for her in the end she alwyas gets hurt and blair lost her crown that really sucks why does everything bad happen to her . im glad D ened it with S he is right she always blames someone grr she is annoying i dont get y she treated B so badly when B was trying to help S with D god i hate S !!!!!! but im glad marcus is gone now chuck and blair can be toghter but i think it was mean what they did to amnada at first i felt bad her but then when i found out that she was working 4 chuck i was like WTF i think chcuk just wants blair to come 4 him 4 help but i think chuck was very mean with blair i think he should jsut talk to her and not destroy her and i want nate and vanessa toghter anyway i cant wait 4 next eoside it looks good but the pereivew makes me hate sernea even more !! thats all for know xoxo gossip girl

    09/29/2008 5:59pm | report abuse
  • 8.0
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    member since: 06/09/04

    The Bottom Line: "Great"

    The Bottom Line: "Great"

    GG is back! Yay, how I've waited for this moment... I liked the episode well enough but the cutting between scenes felt a little choppy. I think they're just busy setting up plots for the rest of the season, so I don't mind it for this episode. I realised with this episode how much NYC adds to the texture and atmosphere of the show. It's like another character in many ways -- I think that's why the episode felt a little off to me.

    'They say karma's a beep but so is Blair Waldorf' -- KB can snark like no other.

    'I know that face. That face is not your friend' -- Again hilarious, I really love Eric, and I adore that Chuck is teaching him in the ways of scheming evolness. I also loved Nates: 'Get me drunk'. My favourite part of the episode was Chuck and Blair, all their scenes are completely amazing and emotional. Ed and Leighton were excellent, they really are the best actors on the show by a HUGE mile. Even though Chuck deserved what he got for standing her up, my heart still broke for him when he told her why. I like his hair too. I think Chuck is willing to destroy any man that even speaks to Blair; his feelings for her are based upon obsession as well as love. So really, it's not a big surprise that he was completely jealous of someone she's pretending to like -- Lord Marcus. Plus, I KNEW Chuck would have Ben from the finale fired. So him confirming that made me laugh.

    As far as Blair goes, I thought it was interesting that she doesn't want to be like Chuck. I guess part of her allowing herself to fall for him will be accepting herself as she really is in the process. Isn't Lord Marcus's accent atrocious? Good grief, I hope no one believes we actually speak like that.

    I wasn't sure what to think of the Nate and Catherine debacle -- it's great that Nate is getting some action, and it's also great that he's topless! :P But I'll reserve judgement upon this storyline until later in the season.

    Serena and Dan, Dan and Serena. Where to start. I like them sometimes, but I also hate them sometimes and scream for someone to please stop the madness!! I liked them this episode, it was kind of funny that they basically bonded over their mutual sluttiness. But it annoyed me that Dan was being judgemental about Serena kissing Nate when he's been manwhoring himself around town all summer... luckily he got his comuppence when those girls threw a drink over him! Yay, take that casanova.

    Overall, an above average episode. Looking forward to next week. xoxo.

    09/24/2008 10:41am | report abuse

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  • member since: 08/27/05

    Life May Not Be The Party We Hoped For...

    ...But While We're Here We Should Dance.

    Finally I got some time to tell you what happened at the party. But I'm not gonna go into that many details, I'm only going to talk about the most important events.

    First of all, I went to the party by myself. I know, I told you I wouldn't bring a date, but I've been struggling with this decision the entire week. So, like I already said, I went to the party by myself, after all.

    To my suprise I wasn't the only person that didn't bring a date. My ex was there alone, too. I was really glad about that!

    I did have lots of fun with my girly friends. Dancing, partying and stuff. I was kinda trying to avoid my ex. Something I did successfully almost the entire evening. But then it happened.

    I bumped into him. And from Susan (Desperate Housewives) we know that bumping into things isn't always as pleasant as we might think it is. (For those of you who don't understand this reference, I'm not gonna explain it, sorry.)

    Anyway, I went to get some drinks for me and my friends. And there he was, standing at the bar. He saw me. So I had no chance whatsoever to flee. Flee I say, 'cause I didn't really wanna talk to him that night. I wasn't ready. Too many feelings and (un-)said things between us.

    He walked over to talk to me. And so we talked. I'm not gonna play the whole conversation back, 'cause that would even bore me. The result, however, is worth expressing. To be precise, the result is amazing, incredible, unexpected even for me, wonderful and simply magnificent!!!

    Wanna take a guess??? Yep, we're back together. And we decided to work on the things that got us to the point of splitting up. I'm happy.

    I got another quiz: (YAY me! You can steal it if you want. Wow, I'm so generous. )

    1. I love...my laptop (I'm useless without you, Penny.)
    2. Right now I want...
    to eat chocolate. Yum.
    3. I feel like...
    a happy person.
    4. I hate it when...
    I'm not happy.
    5. I fear...
    spiders.
    6. I'm lonely without...
    my boyfriend.
    7. I need...
    a blanket, 'cause I'm freezing.
    8. Today I...
    had to work.
    9. Tomorrow I'm...
    free as a bird.
    10. I just...
    bought a new mp3-player.
    11. I want to meet...
    Jennifer Aniston. Wait a sec, make it the whole Friends cast.
    12. I'm hungry for...
    chocolate. I thought I've already told you!!!
    13. I love it when...
    I'm right.
    14. I'm afraid of...
    darkness.
    15. I'm listening to...
    music. Duh?!
    16. I'm wearing...
    jeans and a shirt. Cool, huh?!
    17. I wish I was in...
    Neverland.
    18. I'm craving...
    for chocolate.
    19. I want to get...
    there. Wherever there is.
    20. I can...
    skate.
    21. I can't...
    sing. Believe me, you don't wanna hear me "sing".
    22. I have...
    an imaginary car.
    23. I haven't...
    a real car.
    24. I'm nervous to...
    talk in front of lots of people.
    25. My Mom thinks I'm...
    the sweetest daughter in the whole world.
    26. My Dad thinks I'm...
    the sweetest daughter in the whole world. (I think they're right. LOL)
    27. I think...
    I'm tired.
    28. I'm happy when...
    I'm with my bf and on tv.com
    29. I'm sad when...
    there is nothing I can look forward to.
    30. I like eating...
    chocolate.
    31. I hate eating...
    salmon.
    32. I love watching...TV, perhaps?
    33. I love listening to...
    music? LOL
    34. I like playing...
    ice hockey! Yeah BABY!!!
    35. I hate waking up...
    too early.
    36. I can see...
    clearly now.
    37. I'm glad that...
    I'm back together with my bf.
    38. I'm disappointed that...
    TV.com has a new layout.
    39. I look like...
    Jennifer Aniston. Or not. But...
    40.
    ...I wish I looked like...Jennifer Aniston, hehe.

    Goodnight you guys!!!
    Love,
    Anna

    Posted 10/06/2008 11:04am | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty... and the heart...

    there wasn't room for the entire quote or the part I wanted in the title... but here's the whole quote... It's said by Angel in Surprise.

    My people -- before I was changed -- they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a Claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this.

    My parents were in Dublin so I asked them to buy me a claddagh ring I've wanted one ever since I saw Surprise for the very first time Mine looks a little like this:

    That's really all that I have to say for now I'll try to find out when I get my computer back but until then I won't be here much... so i'm REALLY sorry for not commenting on your blogs! I'll read them when I get my computer back though. Have a great week

    Posted 10/06/2008 5:29am | views: 16,083
  • member since: 08/27/05

    Five Changes

    1. Allow blogs/comments to have smileys

    2. More blogs displayed on the side

    3. A section for trivia and quotes when submitting instead of the quotes inside the trivia area

    4. I want all my emblems back

    5. All the dumb bugs fixed (like the blog pages one).

    Well, today sucked. Something happened today in Chemistry which snowballed and made everything worse. I can feel the tears on my eyes, but I can't seem to cry. It's really weird. Enjoy the rest of your Hump Day!

    Posted 10/01/2008 4:32pm | views: 16,083
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