Hello my friends! Sorry I haven't posted in a while, due to my personal record being broken! A lot has happened since I last posted! We've discovered that my mother has 2 KIDNEY STONES! Tomorrow, I'm going to visit my sister's farm to see her, and my adorable niece, Jessica, who I haven't been able to see for a whole freaking year! Next, the winner of the caption contest is David! Woo-hoo! His prize? He has dominion over whoever passes through this blog and gets to pick the theme for my next blog! Finally, the answer to the mini-quiz is: things that are twisted! Everyone who got it right gets to be thrown in a room with Brandon Routh, who's leather-clad with a whip! (locks door) enjoy! Finally, a thank-you to everyone who sent me their favorite TV-shows-turned-into-movies, this is for you!:

Joey:

Batman

Over the years, many Batmen have graced the screen as well as many stars, portraying the famed villains of Batmythology. Heath Ledger as the psychotic clown, the Joker; Jim Carrey as the Riddler; Drew Barrymore as 2-face's better half, Sugar; and Uma Thurman, as my favorite, Poison Ivy! But today we honor, in the words of Joker in Batman Beyond: return of the joker, we're here to tip our hats to "the newboy" Christian Bale as the most recent batman. So, let's all gave a hand for this fine actor and look away while Joey has his way with him.

Emily: (since you love red-heads so much )

The Flintstones

Created from it's original cartoon incarnation, this stone-age family spawned 2 "hi-wait for it-larious" movies, starring blue-collar comedian John Goodman as Fred #1, daytime b!tch Rosie O'Donnel as Betty #1 and Crazy, hilarious Kristen Johnston as Whilma #2. Though the plots basic, and the villains repetitive, nobody can deny the hilarity that will ensue when such explosively chemical actors come together!

The Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

From the heart of my bottom, I promise, never will there be as pure-hearted, courageous and adventurous a girl as Pippi Longstocking, the cherished childhood character, beloved by many and a certain redhead with us here at tv.com. Let us never forget the innocence of childhood and the thrill of adventure!

Miles:

Star Trek

Voted the #1 cult tv series by TV guide magazine, (Xena: Warrior Princess is #9 ) this popular sci-fi spoof series about a group of adventurers probing the galaxy (:lol spawned the longest known series of movies. Who can forget the action/comedy series that penetrated a new frontier (:lol in TV genres and led to some of today's greatest series. Without Star Trek, there would be no Sci-Fi! Beam me up Scotty!

David:

Superman

How can anyone even think to overlook this immortal American Icon? Superman! Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's Superman! The superhero that predates even Batman! There's so much history to cover. Beginning from comic origins, Superman evolved into several animated and live-action tv-series, among it's fame is 5 movies, the most recent starring newcomer Brandon Routh, who portrays the role nicely, not bad to look at either . Superman's most recent incarnation is the long-running hit Smallville, which can be viewed thursday on the CW. With 2 Clark Kents bearing the weight of the world on their very broad shoulders, the future of Superman is in good hands.

Kelvin

Scooby Doo

Come on everyone! Y'all knew this was coming! From multiple televised incarnations comes the legacy of Mystery Inc., who were brought to life twice in the popular films as the heroes they are. Linda Cardellini, who throws bashful charm and wit into her Velma Dinkley, Freddie Prinze Jr., who brought strength and bravado to Fred Jones, Freddie's real-life wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, better known as Buffy the Vampire slayer, brought grace, intelligence and some serious ass-kicking to her role as Daphne Blake. The fun-loving, pure Scoobert scooby Doo, who's brought to life by dozens of talented computer animators and the voice-talent of Neil Fanning, and last but not Least, Norville Shaggy Rogers, who in the words of David, is "phucking adorable". Good night everybody! TTYL, TA TA FOR NOW, and all those weird goodbyes!

Hello Everyone! I'm back and better than ever! Sorry I haven't updated in like a week, but I've achieved a record amount of comments on my blog! Now I ask you, my friends, to leave plenty of comments when visiting to help me beat the record! Thank you. Now down to buisness. I have a new mini-quiz for you!:

"David's sense of humor, Joey's mind, and a cork!"

Next up. I'm glad to say, my mother will be going back to work after a week of cabin fever and agonizing pain. She was doing pretty badly too. LOL! Not to be insensitive of course to those who're unfortunate enough to've had one. The next order of buisness, for the first time ever I'm holding a caption contest to celebrate the new header for my blogs! What do you think? Whoever comes up with the best caption for my image, will win a prize to be named in my later blog! And last but not least, what's your favorite child-hood show turned into a movie. I'm going to dedicate part of my next blog in celebration of the shows that shaped us as we grew and learned! See you later everybody!

First off, I have some news in my never-a-dull-moment-life, my mom pulled us out of Church 'cause she had a kidney stone and spent all night at the hospital. Coming back today, she revealed she had a kidney stone, which should pass in a few days. But still, it put quite a scare into us. Okay, I don't wanna bring everyone down so, here's the answer to the mini-quiz...actually, I was quite surprised and slightly disappointed to find that NO ONE figured it out! I guess I just don't know my own brilliance! LOL! just kidding! Okay, here's the answer:

Iraq, a bolt, and Joey's ass

What category do these things fall under?:

Things that are screwed!

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

So anyway, I spent my weekend shopping at borders, picking up the new issue of BUFFY and the 3rd season of Will and Grace! I have to say my favorite episode is the one where Karen dumps her mom on Will and Jack. That was absolutely hilarious! How did everyone spend their weekend?

Bye now! Have a great day!

P.S.

No offense to Joey. I have no idea whether he likes it on top or not! LOL!

Okay! First, Can I just say, THANK FREAKIN' GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!! on my agenda, I've been noticing that a lot of people have headlines above their blogs, sometimes with images, and I'd like to know how this is established. Next up, the 4th of July is coming in about a week! I love fireworks! Anyone have any 4th of July plans? Next, as you've read I've got a mini-quiz! What is a mini-quiz you might ask? Well, anyone who's seen Will and Grace on game night knows how to play. The way you play is, you've gotta figure out what 3 things fall into a category. Okay, ready?:

Iraq, a bolt, and Joey's ass

Finally, I'm reviving my TV series Spellbound for it's 3rd season! Here's the premiere: (And David, you should look over some of my past episodes before reading this)

Two young teenagers are walking home from a party late at night. They suddenly stop in front of a park.

Boy teen: Hey, let's go through that park. It'll be faster.

Girl teen: Um, I don't know. There've been a lot of rumors about the weird stuff that happens.

Boy teen: come on! Don't be so chicken!

Girl teen: Well...maybe I am being a bit paranoid. Okay.

The 2 teens start to make their way through the park, when the girl trips on a rock and falls. The boy helps her up and pulls her into a passionate kiss. Suddenly he pulls away and laughs.

Boy teen: Stupid girl! You should've listened to your instincts.

3 other vampires and demons step out of the shadows and laugh along with him.

Boy Teen: Slutty girls like you are always an easy Mark. We'll suck you dry and they'll never find the body. How does it feel to know that you'll never see your precious parents again? But don't worry. As soon as we're done with you, your parents will probably pull a vanishing act too.

The boy's eyes turned green and his teeth slipped into a razor-sharp grin, signaling his vampiric conversion. As the demons and vampires advanced on her, the girl cried out.

Girl teen: Help! Please!!! Somebody help me!!!!

Vampiric boy teen: Go ahead and scream. Nobody's gonna hear ya.

the gang of demons suddenly became aware of a strange whirring sound.

Vampire boy teen: what the-

An extremely fast, metal object struck the vampire's head and decapited another with it's razor-sharp edge, turning him into a flaming pile of ash. A dark figure in the distance caught the object like a boomerang and slid it into their pocket. "I can hear." The figure said aloud. "And why do you wanna settle for a horny teenage girl when you could be having the Elvis of all meals." The figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing herself to be Rose. "So...come and get me!" Rose pulls out a magically cloaked axe and easily begins beating the demons with it in hand-to-hand combat. "Man, for a bunch of bad-ass demons, you guys suck at fighting." Rose comments, taking her axe and decapitating the second vampire. The 3rd (vampire boy teen) struggles with Rose and manages to rip the axe from her hand and toss it to the ground with Rose. The vamp charges Rose, who kicks it onto it's back, while demon 1 grabs the axe as Rose rolls out of the way and the demon falls onto vamp boy, stabbing him, blowing him up and knocking him into a stone wall. Rose spots her axe stuck in the ground and hurls it into the demon. The last demon standing tries to make a run for it, but Rose whips out a crossbow and shoots him in the back.

Rose: Oh, believe me. It gets much worse!

Rose delivers a flying kick to the arrow, igniting it and killing him. Rose's eye is drawn to another shaded figure on the other side of the park.

Rose: Henry?

The figure leaves and Rose pursues...

(Credits)

The dark figure runs through the park and finds himself under a foot bridge

Figure: (sighs) I lost her.

Rose appears behind him

Rose: Looking for me?

The figure tries to run again, but Rose grabs him by the hood, revealing Henry

Rose: Henry? Why the Hell are you following me?

Henry: We need to talk. But not here. Do you have a place we could go and be alone?

Rose and Henry leave the park and head to a small shack. Once inside, Henry sees a white board filled by demon pictures and names, a table covered with scratch-made potions, a bulletin board with dozens of spells tacked on, and a wall covered with medieval weapons.

Henry: I see you've been busy.

Rose: You know I've gotta make due with what I salvaged from W.I.T.C.H., but this has really given me a chance to get back to my Wiccan roots.

Henry: Yeah. But I didn't know you were going to turn into Dean Freakin' Winchester.

Rose: Okay. No more stalling. Spill your guts, 'cause I don't have time for chitchat. Why have you been following me? Where have you been? What's going on?

Henry: Okay. You know how I disappeared after W.I.T.C.H. was mysteriously "Destroyed"?

Rose: Yeah

Henry: Well, about a week afterwards, I was approached by a man who knew about W.I.T.C.H. and told me that I had too much potential to let it go to waste and he started telling me about this agency that trained witches to go on missions.

Rose: So? What's the difference?

Henry: It's International

Rose: So I'd be a spy? Or what?

Henry: Hey. If Sydney Bristow can do it...

Rose: Don't you find this even the slightest bit suspicious? I mean, how'd they find out about you?

Henry: They're a sister agency to W.I.T.C.H. who heard what happened and wanted to help out.

Rose: It still sounds a little bit too suspicious to me.

Henry: Fine. If you change your mind you can reach me here.

Henry handed Rose a small, black-and-silver laminated card that read:

To err is human…to forgive divine, all magical beings are accepted at the Bionic Witch Academy. Field application for experienced witches only.

Rose looked back to Henry, who was now grimacing. What is this? I feel like I'm being recruited for college or something. Rose thought you know, maybe it wouldn't hurt to take the card. Just in case She quickly added.

Rose: You know, Henry…let me think about it and I'll get back to you. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad working so closely together.

Rose added with a sly smile, hoping she could charm Henry into leaving so she could think about his offer. Henry blushed. Rose led Henry to the door and ushered him out.

Henry: Oh. And Rose, think quickly. This is a limited opportunity.

Rose simply rolled her eyes at his pseudo salesman attitude.
Once the door shut, Rose walked over to her hand-written spell book. She'd decided that without W.I.T.C.H. around, she'd better start saving her own spells, potions, and magical info. She'd heard that a powerful family of witches had done it before. What was that name again? Oh! Halliwell That was their name! Rose began to flip through the pages, skimming through spells and potions she'd written and demons she'd fought and vanquished over the past 2 years. AHA! Rose stopped on a spell she'd written a year ago:

To reveal evil

Rose had written this spell to find demons in human form after losing an innocent to one. She'd sent his sorry ass to Hell, or Purgatory, or wherever demons went when they died. She didn't know. All she knew was, she would never let a demon get the upper hand like that again. Rose looked up and down the spell, memorizing the ingredients. She knew what she had to do, she was going to make a lunch date with Henry and then spike his drink to make sure he wasn't under any magical influences.

1. Hem bane
2. The blood of a witch
3. The salt of a margarita
4. Silver

Rose always wore a small silver pendant, which always came in handy when she needed a conduit. Rose grabbed a knife and pricked her finger. Hem bane Rose still had some left over from vanquishing a vortex demon. Salt of a Margarita Rose grinned guiltily. Her dad been a bartender and she had stolen some after improvising it for a potion, finding it particularly potent for weakening warlocks. Good times. Good times She thought blissfully. Rose placed her pendant in the round, iron pot as she mentally filled it with water. I love being a conjurer, she thought as she dropped her pendant into the boiling water. Rose's powers were very limited by the amount of energy and magic required for conjuring. That's why she only used it in urgent matters, such as this. Rose held her finger over the pot and allowed a few drops of blood to fall in, quickly grabbing a band-aid to guard against infection. Rose threw the hem bane into the pot and then walked over to the potion cabinet. Rose pinched a bit of margarita salt from the cabinet and held it over the pot, cautiously remembering that the magical properties of the ingredients were highly combustible. Rose dropped the salt in, causing an explosion of smoke and white light. Rose cautiously poured the mystical liquid into a small vile, leaving the rest of the potion for later. Sure hope this works she thought hopefully as she left the shed…

"Goodbye, you son of a b!tch!" the demon Bellator said as he shoved his fingers beneath the skin of a warlock, feeling the powerful electric sensation rush into his body, igniting his pleasure. Bellator immediately sensed the new power coursing through his body and released it. Instinctively, he raised his hand to one of his lowly minions and a spurt of shadowy, wispy energy entered the minion's body. He fell to the ground, throbbing and pulsating wildly as his body vanished in a wave of black fire. Perfect for killing a witch he thought.

Minion: SO! Who's next on our demon hit list, eh? Decim? Igin? Donald Trump?

Bellator: Donald Trump is only half-demon. Besides, we're done plotting and planning. It's time to complete our ultimate goal: Destroying the Charmed prodigal.

Minion: You mean Wyatt?

Bellator: No! His protector: Rose.

Minion: Oh. When do we attack?

Bellator: Right now.

Ready or not, here I come!

End

I'll release the next part later! Here's some pix:

Okay everyone! Have a great weekend!!!

First off is the ranting: I'd like to complain about what an idiot our president is. First off is his long rap sheet of grammatical errors, then there was his comment on how romantic Iraq is, but the other day he actually confused decades and centuries! What an ass! Next I'd like to announce that I've redone one of my vids with the social distortion song: Angel's wings (David, I implore you to watch this one) and here's a link for those who wish to watch it:

Angel

And a newer one, which goes to the "Sarah" section:

Buffy

And finally, I've got some pix from the movie: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, which showcased Sarah Michelle Gellar's amazing acting and fighting skills, while keeping an impressive balance of humor and thematicism (Did I say that right?):

BYE ALL!!!