2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 24

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (Part 2)

Aired Monday 9:30 PM May 07, 2012 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Max: (to the cops while she and Caroline are riding Chestnut) I can save you the time on the breathalyzer test, no we are not drunk or on some bachelorette party scavenger hunt. Our car broke down in Brooklyn and so we rode over the Brooklyn Bridge and up.
      Officer James: You rode a horse across the Brooklyn Bridge? That's bad ass!
      Officer Mars: Yes, and illegal.
      Max: In that case we took the tunnel.

    • Francine: (after Max and Caroline bring food cart into the ladies bathroom) Hold up, just hold up. What is going on right now? You can't bring food in here.
      Caroline: Oh, it's not food, that would be weird. It's dresses. We have to change into these, 'cuz she has this guy she wants to impress, and I have to change into it, because I'm stalking Martha Stewart. Oh, I'd be a terrible spy.
      Francine: Usually I don't get the long stories until the end of the night, and by then the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and tic tacs.
      Max: (to Caroline) I'll go first, I have to get two of these (points to her breasts) in one dress. (to Francine) Miss, do you have a shoehorn?

    • Tony, the Cook: Hey pretty girls, I like the way you push around that big steel box. Why don't you come over here and I'll have sex with you!
      Caroline: A display like that really makes you appreciate Oleg's nuance wit.

    • Max: OK, so we can't get in the actual building without being caterers, so we have to change into those uniforms.
      Caroline: Wait, You never mentioned anything about a rent-a-clothes situation.
      Max: Small price to pay for us making it.
      Caroline: Is it? Is it a small price to pay?

    • Johnny: From now on, when I think of you, I'm gonna think of you in this and not the uniform.
      Max: You know from now on, maybe you shouldn't think of me at all.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: May 7, 2012 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: September 27, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
      Germany: February 19, 2013 on ProSieben
      Turkey: June 18, 2013 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions