2 Broke Girls

Season 1 Episode 22

And the Buttercream Breakthrough

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Apr 30, 2012 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Peach: That's why I'm here. Max come back, I need you to watch the twins tomorrow, and then everyday.
      Max: Peach, I don't think I can work for you tomorrow, or any other day. We have to focus on our business.
      Caroline: Max, are you sure your comfortable with this?
      Max: No, I'm not comfortable, but that's the point right? You gotta take a step.
      Peach: Oh, then how about just another year, by then the twins will be old enough to take care of themselves.
      Max: Nope, but I promise I'll come by and say 'Hi' to the twins whenever I can.
      Peach: Oh Max, I'll never find someone as wonderful as you who speaks English.

    • Peach: I'm sorry for pretending to fire you in front of Constance.
      Max: Pretended? That felt pretty real.
      Peach: Yea, I'm good! My fake orgasms are so real, even I believe them!

    • Max: Peach, what are you doing here? Who's with the twins?
      Peach: They're in the car. Don't worry, I rolled up the windows and locked the doors, so they're safe.

    • Peach: (to Earl as she enters the diner) I'm looking for Max Black, oh, sorry maybe it's African-American.
      Earl: You think her name is Max African-American?

    • Caroline: Oleg, do you really love Sophie?
      Oleg: Yes, I do, and one day I will kiss her. Her lips will be mine!
      Max: Wait, you've never kissed her?
      Oleg: Not on the lips of her face, but that day will come! (leave)
      Max: Man, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was pretty freakin' romantic!

    • Sohie: Oh, it is not love! (begin to leave) (stop) It was dirty, disgusting sex!
      Han: Yes, it was!

    • (Caroline walks into the freezer and screams as Oleg and Sophie walk out)
      Sophie: What? I had to prove the sex was not that good.
      Caroline: Oleg, on the food.
      Oleg: Don't say it like that. That ham was already glazed before we got there. (awkward pause)
      Max: So I'm guessing your back together.
      Sophie: Oh no, no the sex was not that good.
      Oleg: Oh, it was that good. (Han walks out of the freezer holding the mayo)
      Han: I went to get mayo… and it all happened so fast.

    • Oleg: Hello, Sophie.
      Sophie: Hello, Oleg.
      Oleg: So, do you miss the sex?
      Caroline: Oh! You know what, we should go.
      Sophie: No, we are having conversation here. And besides, the sex was not that good.
      Oleg: Oh, it was that good.
      Sophie: It wasn't that good.
      Caroline: Please, I beg you. Let us go.
      Max: You can go; I'm kind of into it. It's like a dirty Downton Abbey.
      Sophie: So why are you still standing there, giving me sad cow eyes in that brown velour?
      Oleg: Because it's a good look on me. And because I'm waiting for you to admit, that you came here because you missed the sex.
      Sophie: I miss summers in Minsk. I miss smoking in hospitals. (pause) But I don't miss the sex.
      Oleg: Fine then. What would you like to eat?
      Sophie: I'll have my usual sausage.
      Oleg: Okay. Ding. It's ready.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: April 30, 2012 on Citytv
      United Kingdom: September 13, 2012 on E4/E4 HD
      Germany: February 5, 2013 on ProSieben
      Turkey: June 11, 2013 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions