Where's that tattoo on Captain Peacock's arm, the one Mr. Goldberg had a picture of in the previous episode? Perhaps Captain Peacock spent a great deal of effort in a short amount of time to get that tattoo off.
Mr Goldberg: I didn't undress in front of Mrs Goldberg until we were married for twenty-five years.
Mr Lucas: What did she say?
Mr Goldberg: She said, "Isn't it funny what you see when you haven't got your gun?"
(A lady customer is interested in dressing gowns.) Mr. Humphries: What length do you have in mind?
Mr. Lucas: We have knee-high, thigh-high and eye-high.
Customer: No, I like them round my ankles.
Mr. Lucas: I expect you husband does as well.
Mrs Slocombe: I read somewhere that you are what you eat.
Mr Lucas: Since when have you eaten sour grapes?
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