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  • Season 1
    • Girl Fight Club
      Girl Fight Club
      Episode 63
      6/21/11
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      When Dustins' attention turns to Rebecca, Doreen and Audrey fight for second best. Season Finale.
    • Pressing Questions
      Pressing Questions
      Episode 62
      6/14/11
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      The movie premiere party winds down until news reporter Rebecca Saint arrives to drill Dustin and Arthur.
    • Earth Girls Are Easy
      5/31/11
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      The movie premiere gets tense when Doreen shows up as Dustin's second date, upsetting Audrey.
    • Stealing The Spotlight
      5/24/11
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      Dustin arrives at the movie premiere party with the cast and crew. Arthur is on edge when Betty shows up in a revealing outfit accusing her of stealing his spotlight.
    • Awakenings
      Awakenings
      Episode 59
      5/17/11
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      Dustin is by Josephine's side when she wakes up from her coma but with his movie premiere that night he must make a decision.
    • Anal Probation
      Anal Probation
      Episode 58
      5/10/11
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      Dustin probes his co-star Betty and learns about her illicit past. Filming comes to an abrupt end.
    • Re-Populate The Earth
      5/3/11
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      Dustin begins filming his first feature film "Earth Enders" and meets his eager co-star Betty and his wacky director Arthur. They film in front of a green screen causing Dustin to imagine his surroundings.
    • Purity Ring
      Purity Ring
      Episode 56
      4/26/11
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      Dustin crawls back to Malori in order to get a new job acting in a movie. He meets her new secretary Erin who gives him a reality check.
    • Dear Diary
      Dear Diary
      Episode 55
      4/19/11
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      When Audrey reads excerpts from Josephine's diary to Dustin we get some valuable insight to their past.
    • Coma Sex
      Coma Sex
      Episode 54
      4/12/11
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      Dustin contemplates sex with Josephine one last time, even though she's in a coma.
    • Lethal Weapons
      Lethal Weapons
      Episode 53
      4/5/11
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      Dustin continues to bond with his comedian friend Robert while he re-evaluates his relationship with Marge.
    • Breast Feeding
      Breast Feeding
      Episode 52
      3/29/11
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      Dustin is intrigued by Janel and Doreen's ability to breast feed baby Jesus and is determined to get in on the action.
    • Wet Nurse
      Wet Nurse
      Episode 51
      3/22/11
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      Dustin agrees to leave Malori and sign with Janel but realizes the grass isn't always greener. Further complicating matters is Janel's baby "Jesus" and her wet nurse Doreen.
    • Casting Couch
      Casting Couch
      Episode 50
      3/15/11
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      Dustin follows his dreams to become an actor but has to go through Casting Director, Mallori first.
    • Big Tittie Guy
      Big Tittie Guy
      Episode 49
      3/8/11
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      After the comedy show Dustin meets another stand-up Robert who also shares an interest in the female body.
    • Comedy Showcase
      Comedy Showcase
      Episode 48
      3/1/11
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      Dustin performs in his Comedy Showcase and is confronted in the mens room by a female talent agent.
    • Sponge Bath
      Sponge Bath
      Episode 47
      2/22/11
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      Dustin stops by to visit Josephine but instead meets her nurse, a mysterious girl who knows all about Dustin and Jo's past.
    • Un-Retired
      Un-Retired
      Episode 46
      2/15/11
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      Dustin is back, coming out of retirement and returning to stand-up comedy after the urging of a shady club promoter. SEASON 6 PREMIERE.
    • Addicted To Sex
      Addicted To Sex
      Episode 45
      1/25/11
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      Dustin pours his heart out to the only person who will listen, a cute bartender who tells him to follow his dreams.
    • Sweet Sixteen
      Sweet Sixteen
      Episode 44
      5/18/10
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      Dustin is in an awkward position with Ariel's mother, literally. /
    • Coffee, Tea or Me
      Coffee, Tea or Me
      Episode 43
      5/11/10
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      Dustin changes Ariel's flat tire and gives her a jump. /
    • Make-Up Sex
      Make-Up Sex
      Episode 42
      5/4/10
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      Dustin meets a mysterious woman outside Marges building and one thing leads to another. /
    • The Cold Shoulder
      The Cold Shoulder
      Episode 41
      4/27/10
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      Dustin is upset with Marge and is thinking their relationship has run its course. /
    • Cock Blocked
      Cock Blocked
      Episode 40
      4/20/10
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      Kyle and Dustin are about to score with two drunk hot girls when everything changes. /
    • Fringe Benefits
      Fringe Benefits
      Episode 39
      4/13/10
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      Dustin enjoys the "perks" of performing as he meets Kyle, a shady comedy promoter who agrees to put him on Stage. /
    • Gun Shy
      Gun Shy
      Episode 38
      4/6/10
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      Dustin and Arnie's relationship goes to the next level. /
    • Comedians Are Assholes
      3/30/10
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      Arnie takes Dustin to confront an enemy as they continue Dustin's road to recovery. /
    • Pity The Fool
      Pity The Fool
      Episode 36
      3/23/10
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      Dustin is sent to meet an excentric comedy guru in hopes of building confidence as a stand-up comedian. /
    • Sour Puss
      Sour Puss
      Episode 35
      3/16/10
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      Dustin reflects on his roller coaster life and is encouraged when Marge offers to introduce him to her friend. /
    • Marge In Charge
      Marge In Charge
      Episode 34
      3/9/10
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      Broke again with nowhere to stay Dustin turns to an old friend for help. Actually she's more of an old acquaintance, "old" being key. Season 5 Premiere. /
    • Ghost Bob World
      Ghost Bob World
      Episode 33
      8/17/09
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      Dustin is visited from a ghostly Bob as he reaches a crossroads in his own life. Season 4 Finale.
    • Performance Anxiety
      8/10/09
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      Dustin gets another chance to go on stage but recent events effect his performance. Donna decides her future.
    • The Last Supper
      The Last Supper
      Episode 31
      8/3/09
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      Dustin joins Jo's family for dinner and learns the reason for Jo's mental issues.
    • Bad Advice
      Bad Advice
      Episode 30
      7/27/09
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      Dustin reflects on his three way experience and decides to go with the flow for a while.
    • Three Way Advantage
      7/20/09
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      Dustin's dream of a three way finally comes true but the pressure proves too much for him to handle.
    • The Muffin Muncher
      The Muffin Muncher
      Episode 28
      7/13/09
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      As if one crazy girlfriend wasn't enough, Dustin's best laid plans go awry when a coffee shop girl, Donna (Casey Larwood) enters the picture.
    • What about my eggs?
      7/6/09
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      Season 4 Premiere: After losing his job, Dustin starts dating Bob's daughter Josephine who's more than a little clingy.
    • Wham Bam Thank You Pam
      5/27/09
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      Dustin is greeted by someone from his past, Wham Bam Pam performs.
    • Limp As A Sponge
      Limp As A Sponge
      Episode 25
      5/20/09
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      Dustin is busted for sleeping with Annie but quick thinking saves his job, for the time being. /
    • Red Hot Annie Come Lately
      5/13/09
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      Red Hot Annie performs at the show and then invites herself home with Dustin. /
    • Douchebags with Money are Hilarious
      Dustin does his first burlesque show as a comedian and his pants give it a standing ovation. /
    • Deluxe Apartment In The Sky
      4/29/09
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      Dustin lands his dream job as a comedian at a burlesque show and then wastes some of his inheritance on a new apartment. /
    • Sister Swap
      Sister Swap
      Episode 21
      4/22/09
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      Dustin tries to track down his comedian buddy Darius, but instead, finds his older sister Mabel. /
    • Money For Nothing, Chicks Arent Free
      After inheriting $58,000 from his dead formerly homeless friend Bob, Dustin decides to move back on his own, ditching his sister. /
    • St. Peter and The Pearl Necklace
      Dustin gets the untimely news that his best friend Bob passed away and that he has to give a eulogy which he does in his typical awkward fashion. /
    • The 32 Year Old Virgin: Booby Call
      Season 3 Premiere: Dustin takes a trip down mammary lane as he calls Tara, the 32 year old virgin he met in season 2. Somehow he manages to get her to come over for a booty call, or should we say Booby Call? /
    • The STD Stripper
      The STD Stripper
      Episode 17
      2/11/09
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      Dustin discusses what STD he may have with Bob and they go looking for the hot blond who gave it to him. An argument with her father takes them to a strip club where they think she works. Same as every other aspect of his life he soon gives up. Season 2 Finale. /moreless
    • Sexy Doctor
      Sexy Doctor
      Episode 16
      2/11/09
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      Dustin checks into a clinic to get his potential STD checked out. Coincidentally the doctor is a hot girl who he ran into just a couple days earlier. Shortly after he tries to write a nice song about her. /
    • STD
      STD
      Episode 15
      2/11/09
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      Dustin meets up with the homeless guy Bob and reviews his blind date with his sister. Dustin is forced to go to the free clinic to get his potential STD checked out. /
    • Hot Afternoon Sex
      Hot Afternoon Sex
      Episode 14
      2/11/09
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      Dustin picks up an insanely hot waitress and manages to get her back to "his" apartment for some hot afternoon sex. The fun ends when he wakes up with what he believes is a STD and his sister kicks him out of the apartment again... /
    • Blind Dates
      Blind Dates
      Episode 13
      2/11/09
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      Dustin's sister goes on her much anticipated blind date with Bob. Dustin offends a gay guy with a rude joke, and then also goes on a blind date with a 32 year old virgin. /
    • Free Food
      Free Food
      Episode 12
      2/11/09
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      Dustin gets some free food from his friend and tells him that he wants to get back up on stage as a comedian. Dustin's sister is confirmed to go on a date with his homeless friend, with her thinking that he's a .com millionaire. /
    • Whats A Queef?
      Whats A Queef?
      Episode 11
      2/11/09
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      Dustin runs into a cute girl and strikes up a pretty graphic conversation with her. Dustin sets Bob (the homeless guy) up on a date with his sister. How could this miss? /
    • A Long Talk
      A Long Talk
      Episode 10
      2/11/09
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      Dustin picks up his sister's cell phone, and ends up in a nice 4-hour conversation. He then takes care of his sister who gets a bit too drunk. /
    • Shaving My Pubes
      Shaving My Pubes
      Episode 9
      2/11/09
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      Dustin looks for Bob and obsesses about his ex-girlfriend's new relationship. He considers shaving his pubes area, and writes some new quirky material for his next stand-up act. /
    • I Need Sex
      I Need Sex
      Episode 8
      2/11/09
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      In the Season 2 debut Dustin gets desperate for a date he asks his sister if he can take out one of her good friends. His luck starts to change when he bumps into a super sexy girl and manages to get her phone number. But are the digits actually real? /moreless
    • Happy Ending
      Happy Ending
      Episode 7
      2/10/09
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      Dustin continues his road to recovery by actually being nice to his sister. He offers to set her up on a date with Bob, who she doesn't know is a wife murdering homeless person.
    • Money For Prostitutes
      2/10/09
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      Dustin still isn't back on his feet and things get worse when he bumps into his ex's best friend Becky, and he learns that she has a new boyfriend.
    • An Acquired Taste
      2/10/09
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      Dustin heads to the beach to clean up only to find an attractive woman in a bikini.
    • Shell Shock
      Shell Shock
      Episode 4
      2/10/09
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      Bob shows Dustin the ropes of being homeless and how to work the streets with the help of signs.
    • The Girls A Whore
      2/10/09
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      Dustin vents to a homeless man about his situation, going on a rant to the only one who will listen to him. A homeless person named Bob.
    • The Vibrator
      The Vibrator
      Episode 2
      2/10/09
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      Forced to live with his sister, Dustin decides to get some "company" but instead of getting a hooker like a "normal" guy, he buys a hamster.
    • Bonus - Dustin White - Interview
      An interview with Assisted Living's Dustin White.
    • In The Butt
      In The Butt
      Episode 1
      2/10/09
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      Dustin is thrown out by his girlfriend and has to live with his sister. An aspiring stand-up comedian, his awkward sense of humor doesn't bode well with his sister's structured existence.