(There is a noise upstairs)
Mitchell: You should go and see what that is!
George: Why am I going?
Mitchell: You'd be better in a fight, you're... stocky.
George: I'm not stocky.
Mitchell: Look at you, you're like - you know in a cartoon, when a safe falls on someone?
Mitchell: Just so you know, people have said they think it's creepy here.
George: Bloody will be now.
Herrick (addressing Mitchell): Everything's about to change. It's just nature. Like tectonic plates moving and shifting. And it all begins here. Now. You'll need to decide who your friends are.
Mitchell: Nice blouse. Where did you leave your clothes?
George: I don't know. I don't know where we are. I had to get the operator to tell me where I was calling from.
George: You look weird!
Mitchell: This from a man dressed in a blouse and culottes!
(After the estate agent has left)
George: How can she think we are gay?
Mitchell: Yeah - I am way out of your league!
Annie: Normal people can't see me!
George: I'm normal!
Annie: Sorry, by normal, I don't mean those who turn into the littlest hobo once a month!
George: What would you do if you won £10 million?
Annie: Buy Colin Firth!
Music: Pulp - Common People
Audience - 430,000
Totterdown, Bristol, UK.
Ceddar Gorge, Somerset, UK.
Bristol General Hospital.
Being Human was one of six special one-off dramas commissioned for BBC3, with one being selected for a series based on audience response. Being Human was the show selected.
Mitchell: So, you've just arrived at Hogwarts, which house do they put you in?
Hogwarts is the fictional magic school featured in the Harry Potter series created by the best selling children's author J.K.Rowling in 1997.