Celebrity Autobiography

Mario Cantone is back again with more Celebrity Autobiography madness. This time he visits the little house on the prairie when he reads from Prairie Tale: A Memoir by Melissa Gilbert.

Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm) reads from "The Best Is Yet To Come," by Ivana Trump, who is absolutely convinced that there is NO future in field hockey. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

Mario Cantone, Sherri Shepherd and Jackie Hoffman are Beyonce Knowles, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams, the trio that made up one of pop music's most legendary outfits, Destiny's Child.

In this dream team pairing, Steve Schirippa, Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri of The Sopranos, reads an excerpt from You Have To Stand For Something, Or You'll Fall For Anything by the unsinkable Star Jones. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

Kristen Johnston is back again, and this time she's reading from "Me and the Boys: A Set Diary From the Movie Fair Game" by the perennially sexy Cindy Crawford. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

30 Rock's Scott Adsit reads from "Don't Hassle the Hoff" by the one and only; the man, the legend...David Hasselhoff.

Legendary comedy writer Alan Zweibel reads from "The Dirt" by Mötley Crüe alongside everyone's favorite TV mom, Florence Henderson. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

Good morning, indeed! SNL all-star Rachel Dratch reads from Good Morning, I'm Joan Lunden by Joan Lunden. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do

Oh, Vanna...! Watch Richard Kind read from "Vanna Speaks" by Wheel Of Fortune icon Vanna White - and find out why it's so difficult turning those damned letters around day in and day out. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

We pity the fool who misses Kristen Johnston's reading of Mr T: The Man With the Gold by the A-Team's resident bad-ass, the one and only Mr. T. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

Mario Cantone reads from Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks by Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA 2009 and Miss USA runner-up. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

Eugene Pack, the creator of Celebrity Autobiography, reads from How I Play Golf by Tiger Woods. And no surprises here: it's another hole in one from Mr. Woods. Wanna learn more? Sure ya do.

This episode of Celebrity Autobiography features The View's Sherri Shepherd reading an excerpt from Madonna's autobiography "Sex."

This episode of Celebrity Autobiography features Michael Urie reading an excerpt from Miley Cyrus' autobiography "Miles To Go."

This episode of Celebrity Autobiography features Will Forte reading an except from Tommy Lee's autobiography.

This episode of Celebrity Autobiography features Kristen Wiig reading an except from Suzanne Somers' book of poetry "Touch Me."