Season 2 Episode 2

Accounting for Lawyers

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Sep 30, 2010 on Yahoo



  • Trivia

    • Jeff's middle name is Tobias, as said by Alan Connor in the email sent to the State Bar Association.

  • Quotes

    • (After the janitor has been chloroformed)
      Troy: Oh, I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!

    • Shirley: Guys, guys! Did you know that I actually have a civil case against that bitch who stole my husband?
      Jeff: Shirley, Don't sue a stripper.
      Shirley: Why not?
      Jeff: She's a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost.

    • Britta: In other words, we're not cool.
      Jeff: I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it.

    • Ben Chang: New deal, if we win? I get to be in the study group.
      Abed: The stakes have never been higher!

    • Alan: Well you should visit the office.
      Jeff: Right. I can't show my face there after getting busted like that.
      Alan: Jeff, you know what lawyers call someone who defrauds the state bar, cheats on his LSATs and cons his way into a firm? Best. Lawyer. Ever.

    • Alan: If they gave out awards for mind games, the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.

    • Alan: DA called us the litterbugs, we put so much trash back out on the streets!

    • Alan: What brings you to Greendale?
      Jeff: I'm a teacher. Wait, that's worse than the truth. I'm a student.

    • Jeff: Is it me, or is this campus getting more cartoon-ish every day?
      Abed: Yeah, it's exciting. I painted a tunnel on the side of the library, and when it dries I'm going for it!

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: September 30, 2010 on Citytv,
      Sweden: February 19, 2011 on TV6,
      Czech Republic: January 18, 2013 on SMICHOV,

  • Allusions

    • Dean Pelton: Ah, no parking on the dance floor, Winger.
      "No Parking on the Dance Floor" is the name of a 1983 song by the R&B group Midnight Star.

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