Dancing With The Stars Season 2 Episode 8

Tom Bergeron: The level of competition was incredible...for the most part.

Jerry: (describing his and Anna's foxtrot and getting a 24) For the first time, I really had a great time. It was just like scoring a touchdown for me.

Tia: Foxes trot at a very strange pace.

P. Miller: We know they're out to get us. It's cool.

Lisa: (in response to Samantha's question about her strong dance the previous night) Halfway through, some higher power came in and started dancing through me.

Tom: I thought George was supposed to stay 100 feet away from Stacy at all times.

George: (in response to Samantha, teasingly) Well, I didn't even know where I was. I thought I was still at the Sunrise Senior Citizens' Home, during a big party. Someone said 'You're dancing,' so I started dancing.

Tom: So here's the update: Last night, Lisa Rinna channelled a higher power, and tonight, Master P channelled Rich Little.

Carrie-Ann: It's hard to give the critiques that we do because we care about them and we want them to do well. We don't want to beat them up; that's not our job.

Carrie-Ann: We want to lift them up, but the way to lift people up and to make them better, is to be honest with them about what we see.

Len: See, at the end of the day, dancing is like brussel sprouts- some people love a brussel sprout and some people hate brussel sprouts. It's just taste.

Tom:Tia and Maks and P. and Ashly- you are the couples who recieved the lowest overall total when we combine the judges' scores and the viewer votes. The fourth couple to be knocked out of this competition is...going to be revealedrightafterthis!

Samantha: (to P., just after elimination) I gotta say, I know that I've been tough on you, I know I have, but I'm sorry to see you go.

P.: I think we done had so much controversy on this show, that we probably gonna go on Desperate Housewives.

Tom: Yeah, there ya go; it's the next port of call on ABC after this.

Tom: (to P) Can I tell you that's the longest you've gone without a plug?