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Specials
- Historians recount Christmas Eve 1917, when WWI soldiers came out of the trenches and improvised a miracle.
- The hit musical Rent is updated for the hip East Village of today.
- Are you a baby? Try the new Baby Big Body suit to live the adult life you deserve.
- We examine the story of Lucas Dowd, friend of the Wright Brothers and inventor of the airplane joke.
- 'The Heat' gets even hotter as Sam Kitty refuses to come down.
- A discussion of the grossness of moms vs. the grossness of sanitation workers, and the sticky situation that results.
- Hallelujah is a great sad song to play when someone dies on TV, but it has other uses, too.
- Agents Hammer and Faltermeyer are two no-holds-barred vice cops, but they've never had a case quite like this one.
- Artist Lisa Frank makes the school supply world safe for teddy bears with top hats.
- The intricacies of the Smurfs' language can create some unusual problems.
- Moms debate Smelting Vat Stirrers and Oncology Nurses on the difficulties of their jobs.
- A mom debates a lumberjack on the physical toll of their professions.
- US Corporal Ramirez trades places with a mom who believes her job is too hard.
- After the final episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show airs on May 25, 2011, a hopeless wasteland awaits.
- A Longshoreman challenges one mom's insecurities about her appearance.
- An air Traffic Controller takes issue with one mom's complaints about multitasking.
- Welcome to the NFL! Please enjoy yourself, play fair, and don't commit felonies.
- When a woman claims that being a mom is the hardest job in the world, a group of professionals set the record straight.
- Elizabeth Taylor updates her will over the years.
- CSI Miami star David Caruso has been delivering crime scene one-liners a lot longer than you think.
- Elliot just found out that Royal Crown Cola is actually ruled by a royal king.
- A team of writers strives to create the perfect death montage for the 2011 Oscars.
- Johnny Rebel doesn't play by the rules. Even when the rules are pretty reasonable.
- In this movie the cop plays by his own rules, which are also everyone else's.
- Taylor Swift's songs aren't about anyone, except they are, right?
- A cable news host can't get over his guest's appearance
- The director of Osama Bin Laden's terror videos tries to take the production to another level
- Loving Farms produces old-fashioned animal porn untainted by homosexuality
- When the Tiger and the Lion finally meet, they find they have surprisingly little in common.
- In his cutting edge PBS series, Dr. Stan Zuniga travels to the Great Wall in search of its origins
- The UFC knows the importance of an early bedtime: the fight is at 7pm so that you can get to sleep earlier!
- Another reminder from the Corn Refiners Association that you don't know sh*t about high fructose corn syrup
- An evil royal adviser applies for work at Google
- Our hero tries to outsmart an evil genius who would have already outsmarted him if he had not been outsmarted already.
- The tragic tale of a toaster and a man who have grown apart over the years.
- The cast of Jersey Shore explains Heliocentric Physics.
- Grocery bags audition for a coveted role in American Beauty.
- The cast of Jersey Shore explains World War II.
- A desperate salesman goes way too far to make one sale.
- Jennifer Aniston really wants your house, even if you don't want to move out.
- When someone in the office quotes A League of Their Own, what are you supposed to do? Go back to taxi dancin'?
- The cast of Jersey Shore explains the Electoral College.
- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, is soooo sorry about Facebook's new privacy policy. Psych.
- Konodium stops diarrhea, but unfortunately has one major side effect.
- Survivors of a plane crash must make a difficult decision in order to live.
- Jersey Shore Explains: The Catcher in the Rye
- J.D. Salinger's highly offensive final book shouldn't be published
- On February 13 2010, Kevin Smith was forced to deboard Southwest Airlines Flight 2366 because he is a terrible director.
- The legendary Hard Rock Cafe is remembered by the world's hardest rockers
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